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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/28/2018 6:50:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch
Zorch-san think Mandrake schizophrenic and play himself in dual AAR.


Mandarake-san nevah pray with serf...werr...unress itch or something..or maybe new Betty Graburh pictures come in mair.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/28/2018 6:53:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		No America-mens air attack in aftahnoon. Probabry stop for hot **** on shingurh.

80 Netties at Suva stay home. Apparentarry it-ah day of big base musicarh comedy show.


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/28/2018 6:56:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Zorch
Zorch-san think Mandrake schizophrenic and play himself in dual AAR.


Mandarake-san nevah pray with serf...werr...unress itch or something..or maybe new Betty Graburh pictures come in mair.

Zorch-san velly welieved. Nothing verse than pray youwself and not rinn.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/28/2018 6:56:59 PM   
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Admirarh Mandarake-san: HAI! New Betty Graburh pictures here. Mandarake-san be back in coupurh minutes.






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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/28/2018 7:08:17 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/28/2018 7:35:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Air rosses armost identicarh. Few more bombers for Japan-mens...few more fightahs for Arried-mens.






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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/28/2018 7:46:18 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/28/2018 7:55:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

No America-mens air attack in aftahnoon. Probabry stop for hot **** on shingurh.

80 Netties at Suva stay home. Apparentarry it-ah day of big base musicarh comedy show.



Hai! Ha-Ha Jima Schoor of Yiddish Comedy come out to support empire.
Giving Nerr drivers time to see show is reast Base Commandah can do!




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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/28/2018 11:02:02 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/29/2018 7:58:08 PM   
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itta rook rike new secret weapon need ahhh eat more.




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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:35:04 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Crazy bastard Arried-dogs forrow Japan-mens back toward Suva.


Cruiser force try find Arried frattops at night. Instead find squiggary destroyah.

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Night Time Surface Combat, near Eua at 139,168, Range 6,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Chokai
DD Hayashio
DD Kasumi
DD Amagiri
DD Asanagi
DD Wakatake

Allied Ships
DD Caldwell


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:36:06 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Probabry Chokai sair right by carriers because crazy bastards head NW toward Suva.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:39:18 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Probabry damaged ships return to Arried-dogs base somewhere in Cook or Society Isrands.

quote:

ASW attack near Lifuka at 141,168

Japanese Ships
SS I-16

Allied Ships
DD Lamson
DD Litchfield

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:42:34 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Sub attack near Moala at 133,163

Japanese Ships
CV Shokaku
CA Aoba
CS Chitose
DD Asagiri
DD Tanikaze
DD Yugumo
DD Yuzuki
DD Ushio
DD Sazanami

Allied Ships
SS Flying Fish

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:45:25 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hory crap! Crazy bastards! Too much expresso or cocaine or something.
Not-ah sure what-ah hahppen to Japan-mens fightah covah. **** hit fan pretty much.

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Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid detected at 69 NM, estimated altitude 20,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 27 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 46
A6M2-N Rufe x 13
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 3

Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 27
SBD-3 Dauntless x 38
TBF-1 Avenger x 12

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed
A6M2-N Rufe: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 3 destroyed
SBD-3 Dauntless: 6 destroyed, 4 damaged
SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 destroyed by flak
TBF-1 Avenger: 5 destroyed, 1 damaged

Japanese Ships
CV Hiyo, Bomb hits 2, on fire
CV Shokaku
CV Zuikaku
CVL Zuiho, Bomb hits 1, on fire

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:48:15 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		2/3rd of Betty pirots from Suva stay behind and have mimosas or something. Damnit!
Pussies!

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Morning Air attack on TF, near Tongatapu at 134,168

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid detected at 78 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 27 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 27
G4M1 Betty x 15

Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 68

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 5 destroyed
G4M1 Betty: 4 destroyed, 3 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 2 destroyed by flak

Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 3 destroyed

Allied Ships
CV Yorktown
CV Lexington


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:50:24 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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quote:

Morning Air attack on TF, near Tongatapu at 134,168

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid detected at 80 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 48
B5N2 Kate x 16
D3A1 Val x 25

Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 49

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 5 destroyed
B5N2 Kate: 5 destroyed, 2 damaged
B5N2 Kate: 2 destroyed by flak
D3A1 Val: 7 destroyed, 6 damaged
D3A1 Val: 1 destroyed by flak

Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 2 destroyed

Allied Ships
CV Hornet
CV Lexington, Torpedo hits 1
CV Yorktown
CV Enterprise

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:51:25 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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quote:

Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid detected at 13 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 19
A6M2-N Rufe x 4
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 2

Allied aircraft
SBD-3 Dauntless x 15

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SBD-3 Dauntless: 5 destroyed, 1 damaged

Japanese Ships
CVL Zuiho, on fire


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quote:

Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid detected at 43 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 19 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 15
A6M2-N Rufe x 4
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 1

Allied aircraft
SBD-2 Dauntless x 10

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SBD-2 Dauntless: 6 destroyed


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quote:

Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid detected at 43 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 19 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 15
A6M2-N Rufe x 4
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 1

Allied aircraft
SBD-2 Dauntless x 10

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SBD-2 Dauntless: 6 destroyed


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:54:54 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Nice try but run out of bombahs.

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Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Tongatapu at 134,167

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid detected at 79 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 33 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 37
B5N2 Kate x 6
D3A1 Val x 5

Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 34

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 4 destroyed
B5N2 Kate: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged
D3A1 Val: 3 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 1 destroyed

Allied Ships
CV Enterprise

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 2:56:35 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid detected at 33 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 15 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 41
A6M2-N Rufe x 8
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 3

Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 10
TBF-1 Avenger x 11

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed
A6M2-N Rufe: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 1 destroyed
TBF-1 Avenger: 6 destroyed

Japanese Ships
CV Zuikaku

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 3:01:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Evidentarry bomb hit photon torpedoes on Hiyo because turn into 38% frotation damage, 50% systems damage piece of Akita crap. Zuiho operationarh but onry make 20 kts.

Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire.



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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 3:07:48 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		China: Enveropment attack South of Chngsha actuary go waay waay bettah then Japan-mens expect. First China-mens make disastrous attack SE of Changsha yestaday then everyone get in rine on highway and try run away. Hory crap! It kind a rike wah crime except Japan-mens not start wah.

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Ground combat at 82,53 (near Changsha)

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 3496 troops, 228 guns, 304 vehicles, Assault Value = 459

Defending force 80665 troops, 361 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 1936

Allied ground losses:
1268 casualties reported
Squads: 61 destroyed, 8 disabled
Non Combat: 6 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled
Guns lost 6 (5 destroyed, 1 disabled)

Assaulting units:
1st Mobile Infantry Regiment
90th Infantry Regiment
40th Inf Group Brigade
8th Ind Engineer Regiment
60th Infantry Brigade
27th Ind Engineer Regiment
9th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
4th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
2nd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment
51st Ind.Mtn.Gun Battalion
7th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
2nd Hvy.Artillery Regiment
1st Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
14th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
1st Ind Field Artillery Regiment
6th Ind.Hvy.Art. Battalion
3rd Hvy.Artillery Regiment
4th Medium Field Artillery Regiment
13th Ind.Art.Mortar Battalion

Defending units:
74th Chinese Corps
20th Chinese Corps
26th Chinese Corps
28th Chinese Corps
99th Chinese Corps
72nd Chinese Corps
94th Chinese Corps
2nd Prov Chinese Corps
29th Group Army
20th Artillery Regiment


Mandarake-san nevah see so may infantry-mens brow up in one prace.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 3:09:27 PM   
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Ground combat at 83,52 (near Changsha)

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 1498 troops, 108 guns, 44 vehicles, Assault Value = 1119

Defending force 45086 troops, 161 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 1301

Japanese ground losses:
18 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
19 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
13th Tank Regiment
3rd Division
34th Division
51st Infantry Brigade
2nd Ind Engineer Regiment
1st Mortar Battalion
15th Ind.Medium Field Artillery Regiment
4th Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment
11th Army
52nd Ind.Mtn.Gun Battalion
Tonei Hvy Gun Regiment

Defending units:
10th Chinese Corps
58th Chinese Corps
37th Chinese Corps
73rd Chinese Corps
19th Group Army
27th Group Army

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 3:15:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Evidentarry bomb hit photon torpedoes on Hiyo because turn into 38% frotation damage, 50% systems damage piece of Akita crap. Zuiho operationarh but onry make 20 kts.

Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire.



Japanese crew smoke in hangar while fueling planes. Not a best practice.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 3:21:33 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 3:27:03 PM   
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1) Diversioanry attacks SE and E of Changsha..4 divisions prus ROTS or atirreries.

2) Chicoms farr for it and send 5 or 6 Corps to attack coupurh brigades SE of Changsha and get absorutery murdered by artirrary.

3) Then, aftah Chicoms send in reserves, main Japan-mens attack appear out of woods to South. 8 divisions, 4 combat engineer regt., 2 armored regt. with pran to cross rivah and capture Sinagtan that-ah onry have 10000 Chicoms so far.






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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 3:43:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Evidentarry bomb hit photon torpedoes on Hiyo because turn into 38% frotation damage, 50% systems damage piece of Akita crap. Zuiho operationarh but onry make 20 kts.

Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire.



Japanese crew smoke in hangar while fueling planes. Not a best practice.

No more sushi barbecues on the hangar deck during air raids, either.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/5/2018 6:46:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire.


Hai! Tesra say USN wirr get 2,000 airopranes next month. OK...maybe the month after next. No? The Month aftah? Admirarh King make-ah Tesra go bankwupt and fire Chaptah 14b.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/7/2018 1:18:46 PM   
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Where you get big f.... cannon?

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/7/2018 5:15:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandarake-san wondah if USN have Tesra airopranes because nothing catch on fire.


Hai! Tesra say USN wirr get 2,000 airopranes next month. OK...maybe the month after next. No? The Month aftah? Admirarh King make-ah Tesra go bankwupt and fire Chaptah 14b.

Tesra make 2,000 airopranes last month but by a tellible mistake Tesra raunch them aww into space-ah.

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