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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 6:10:07 PM   
Zorch

 

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Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Everyone have trouburh find on map. Pretty effective. 145 bombah sorties rike this.



What is BFE? animal, mineral, or vegetable?



I believe we can safely assume he is referring to the proverbial Bum Fuq Egypt...

Is that near the esteemed institute of higher learning, Farouk University?

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 6:24:53 PM   
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Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE.


Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 6:49:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE.


Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?


<faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 6:51:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE.


Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?


<faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke.



To be fair, Chickenboy-san, have unberievabry geeky anatomy

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 7:08:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lecivius


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE.


Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?


<faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke.



To be fair, Chickenboy-san, have unberievabry geeky anatomy

I wouldn't touch that one with a 10 foot Pole. A 12 foot Cossack, maybe.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 8:22:10 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Tonga Isrands: Annoying invasion Russia-mens mean everything in South Pacific suddenry not-ah very important. Mandarake-san ordah everyone "purr out"....from forward isrands and even from comfort womans. Operaburh carriers in Truk Ragoon and Singapores so have to use rittah boats to get Japan-mens off Vau'vua'va-a'a'ah..vua. Japan-mens see Arried-dogs shis approach so wait extra day and send in Emperor-san's DD's first.

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Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Kitakami
DD Hatsukaze
DD Wakatake
DD Hishu

Allied Ships
DD Caldwell
DD Mahan, Shell hits 1

Reduced sighting due to 7% moonlight
Maximum visibility in Partly Cloudy Conditions and 7% moonlight: 7,000 yards
Range closes to 20,000 yards...
Range closes to 14,000 yards...
Range closes to 8,000 yards...
Range closes to 4,000 yards...
CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 4,000 yards
CONTACT: Allied lookouts spot Japanese task force at 4,000 yards
Gilbert I. crosses the 'T'
DD Hishu engages DD Mahan at 4,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 4,000 yards
Range closes to 2,000 yards
CL Kitakami engages DD Caldwell at 2,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 2,000 yards
Range increases to 4,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Mahan at 4,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 4,000 yards
Range increases to 7,000 yards
CL Kitakami engages DD Mahan at 7,000 yards
DD Mahan engages DD Hishu at 7,000 yards
Range increases to 12,000 yards
CL Kitakami engages DD Mahan at 12,000 yards
DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 12,000 yards
DD Hatsukaze engages DD Caldwell at 12,000 yards
Task forces break off...


Japan-mens commandah comprete ****. Good idea get out sepuku equipment before get back Samoa

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 8:24:48 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 11/1/2018 8:27:00 PM >

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 8:26:15 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 142,165, Range 2,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Hakkaisan Maru, Shell hits 10, on fire
LB-101, Shell hits 2, and is sunk
LB-102
LB-109
LB-110
LB-117
LB-118
LB-121
LB-122
LB-123
LB-124
LB-128
LB-129, Shell hits 1, and is sunk

Allied Ships
DD Caldwell
DD Mahan

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 8:28:35 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on Vava'u , at 141,165

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 29,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 36

Allied aircraft
P-39D Airacobra x 12

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
P-39D Airacobra: 3 destroyed

Aircraft Attacking:
35 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 8:32:51 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 9:55:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE.


Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?


<faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke.



Chickenboy-san made most Honorabre Mandrake-san commmit faceparm seppuku. Domo. Most honored.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/1/2018 11:49:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yankee-mens cross "T". Japan-admiruh not want spoir beautifurh T ceremony. Pran to cut own T rater.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/2/2018 3:15:54 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Prease not-ah use articurhs or infintive forms. Japan-mens confused. Most-ah thanks. Hai.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/2/2018 3:23:43 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Mandarake-san hear funny joke. Horses wark into bah...horses say "Why rong face:?

No, wait, bah tendeah say "Why rong face?" Hahahahha Mandarake-san make-ah joke wrong but stirr funny joke. See, horses have rong face unrike Japanese-mens so bah tendah not-ah undahstand why cone in. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mandarake-san rearn so much from wah. Whore wah worth arr of ....unfortunate things.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/2/2018 12:18:44 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/2/2018 1:20:56 PM   
Chickenboy


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/2/2018 2:42:40 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/2/2018 4:52:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

hopefrurr there wirr be jerro? maybe some wiggering?

This thread has gotten too silly, even for me.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/3/2018 1:47:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		While I find the Capt'n and Spry's AARs humorous, I have learned a lot as well....well more from uttah wah. LOL

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/3/2018 1:53:48 PM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: Zorch


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hopefrurr there wirr be jerro? maybe some wiggering?

This thread has gotten too silly, even for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZKUozrBl4

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/4/2018 3:48:17 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Mandarake-san hire pest controrh guys for seaside virra on Truk Ragoon. Very friendry. Send messages arr of time. Way more than Mandarake-san honored ancestors or chirdrens.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/4/2018 4:35:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandarake-san hire pest controrh guys for seaside virra on Truk Ragoon. Very friendry. Send messages arr of time. Way more than Mandarake-san honored ancestors or chirdrens.

You can't Truck Rangoon to Mandrake!




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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/11/2018 4:02:33 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		****************August 15, 1942(d)*******************

Tongas: Japan-mens barges arrive Vaaauu-aa'uuauau and bring biggah ships. Arried-dogs arso bring biggah ships. Pretty good shooting but-ah Japan-mens bring Rong Rance. Technicarry, IJN win fight because keep fierd but-ah Austraria-mens put dents in Kumano.

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Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 5,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Kumano, Shell hits 6
CL Kuma, Shell hits 2, on fire
CL Tatsuta, Shell hits 1
DD Yugumo
DD Hayashio
DD Wakaba, Shell hits 1
DD Nagatsuki
DD Hayate, Shell hits 1

Allied Ships
CL Perth, Shell hits 2, Torpedo hits 1
CL Ceres, Shell hits 2, on fire
DD Maury
DD Wilson, Shell hits 1

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/11/2018 4:05:27 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Barges stay on station and begin roading Japan-mens tonight. Tatsuya and some DD's stay around to herp.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/11/2018 4:06:45 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Sakharin: Bettys from Honshu.

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Morning Air attack on 302nd Rifle Regiment, at 126,43 (Shikuka)

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 25
Ki-27b Nate x 22

Allied aircraft
MiG-3 x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 4 damaged

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
34 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
20 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb
5 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/11/2018 4:07:26 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on 302nd Rifle Regiment, at 126,43 (Shikuka)

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 7 NM, estimated altitude 18,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 2 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 56
Ki-27b Nate x 13
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 14

Allied aircraft
MiG-3 x 3

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged

No Allied losses

Allied ground losses:
42 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Aircraft Attacking:
20 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb
35 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet *
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/11/2018 4:08:16 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on 2nd Rifle Brigade, at 126,43 (Shikuka)

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 3 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 46
Ki-27b Nate x 3
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 14

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 4 damaged

Allied ground losses:
35 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/11/2018 4:10:01 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on Shikuka , at 126,43

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 36 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 12 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-27b Nate x 24
Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 8

Allied aircraft
SB-2 x 12

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
SB-2: 2 destroyed

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/11/2018 4:12:44 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Here come Russia-mens hordes. BANZAI! Rook rike Japan-mens hord Shikuka because herp coming from Honshu and Hokkaido.

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Ground combat at Shikuka (126,43)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 16683 troops, 294 guns, 22 vehicles, Assault Value = 444

Defending force 10684 troops, 90 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 274

Allied adjusted assault: 76

Japanese adjusted defense: 258

Allied assault odds: 1 to 3 (fort level 2)

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: disruption(-)

Japanese ground losses:
293 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 26 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Guns lost 8 (2 destroyed, 6 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
320 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 42 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Guns lost 10 (1 destroyed, 9 disabled)

Assaulting units:
79th Rifle Division
2nd Rifle Brigade
302nd Rifle Regiment
Special Rifle Corps
433rd Hvy Howitzer Regiment

Defending units:
Karafuto Mixed Brigade
85th Naval Guard Unit
38th Const Co
39th Const Co
56th JNAF AF Unit


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 11/11/2018 4:15:31 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Manchuoko: Medium bombahs switch ovah Mishan. Mostarry tanks so hard to brow up.

quote:

Ground combat at Shikuka (126,43)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 16683 troops, 294 guns, 22 vehicles, Assault Value = 444

Defending force 10684 troops, 90 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 274

Allied adjusted assault: 76

Japanese adjusted defense: 258

Allied assault odds: 1 to 3 (fort level 2)

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: disruption(-)

Japanese ground losses:
293 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 26 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Guns lost 8 (2 destroyed, 6 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
320 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 42 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Guns lost 10 (1 destroyed, 9 disabled)

Assaulting units:
79th Rifle Division
2nd Rifle Brigade
302nd Rifle Regiment
Special Rifle Corps
433rd Hvy Howitzer Regiment

Defending units:
Karafuto Mixed Brigade
85th Naval Guard Unit
38th Const Co
39th Const Co
56th JNAF AF Unit

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