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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/12/2019 3:58:15 PM   
Kursk1943

 

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/12/2019 4:11:39 PM   
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To much ahh burr at imperial HQ





So-ah many questions!

1. Why woman in green (upper reft) stirr wearing pearr neckrace?

2. Why Japans-mens man with axe gesturing to zippah? Can't do both. Either cutty cutty neck of womans or else fuh... oh never mind.

3. Why Japans-mens in foreground have round-eye devir Thompson sub-ah-machine gun?

4. How Japans-mens capture so many rahngerie moders at same time?

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/12/2019 4:13:33 PM   
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/12/2019 5:47:44 PM   
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Hai! This thread could get me ah fi-ahed


Chickenboy-san fix Lecivius post. Domo.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/30/2019 9:08:09 PM   
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have you found someone to carry on here?

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 4/30/2019 9:16:05 PM   
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bump....

have you found someone to carry on here?

How about these guys?






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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/6/2019 1:07:04 PM   
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bump....

have you found someone to carry on here?


No.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/6/2019 1:09:55 PM   
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To much ahh burr at imperial HQ






Mandarake-san just-ah notice European-womans have big breastesses

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/6/2019 1:12:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		You know, that-ah rearry pretty sick picture. Protrayarh of Japan-mens compretearry racist.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/7/2019 5:55:34 AM   
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You know, that-ah rearry pretty sick picture. Protrayarh of Japan-mens compretearry racist.

Not-a entirery! The guy on top to da left looking a-like Yul Blynner, famous cowboy actol.

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/7/2019 7:10:59 AM   
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You know, that-ah rearry pretty sick picture. Protrayarh of Japan-mens compretearry racist.


I think that was the idea. Besides, do you really believe any soldier would behead a comfort girl.

BTW. What is the code for beheading?


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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/7/2019 8:15:51 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

To much ahh burr at imperial HQ






Mandarake-san just-ah notice European-womans have big breastesses

Picture also reminds me of some scenes from "Germany's next topmodel" by Heidi Klum...

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/7/2019 8:16:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kursk1943


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

To much ahh burr at imperial HQ






Mandarake-san just-ah notice European-womans have big breastesses

Picture also reminds me of some scenes from "Germany's next topmodel" by Heidi Klum...

SI Swimsuit issue, Japan edition?

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/7/2019 10:41:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Disco Duck


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

You know, that-ah rearry pretty sick picture. Protrayarh of Japan-mens compretearry racist.


I think that was the idea. Besides, do you really believe any soldier would behead a comfort girl.

BTW. What is the code for beheading?


The true "Topress girh-ah."



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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/8/2019 11:17:53 AM   
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Haha. Mandarake-san crean up desktop and find thing from 3 Earth years ago. Amazing thing everyone pretty much stirr arive* especiarry because everyone on pranet supposedarry die in 12 years. Onry thing different, everyone rive on same isrand Mistah Churchirr get in big trouburh if use rong pronun.


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*******************Mandrake's Foreign Languages in Three Easy Steps (on-line version)************

English to Japanese:

1) Substitute "r" sound for "l", you know, say "rike" instead or "like"
2) Get rid of pronouns. Use nouns It's easy, just say "Mandrake-san" instead of "I" except put in your own name.
3) Pretty much get rid of articles too. This is especially convincing.
4) If you find an "r" sound at the "end" of a word it's more like "ah" instead. For example "officer" becomes "OF-ficah". If you are doing this in person nod your head slightly to confer deference.
5) Forget irregular English plural forms. Just put an "s" on end. "Women" becomes "womans"
6) Instead of "yes" say "HAI!" with emphatic head gesture.
7) Insert extra vowel sounds at the end of some hard consonants. Like this. "HAI! Mandrake-san understand-ah". I think just do this kind of randomly otherwise it sounds fake. It takes some practice.

English to Chinese (Mandarin):

1) Substitute "L" sound for "r" as in "Hully up" or "vely much". This is very confusing to beginners and I'm not sure I understand either considering the invaders of the Japans that displaced the Ainu probably came from China. Just trust me.
2) Try to add some "ey" endings to English words for authenticity, as in, "You like-ey flied lice"
3) Note that pronouns are OK. Don't ask me to explain this either.
4) Walk with really close together steps like you have the runs and you are trying to make the can without an accident.

Try these simple steps and you will gain the admiration of native speakers at every turn. You might even get a job at the UN*




* The publisher makes no warrants in this regard










*Except peopurh that become ancestahs



HAI!

Mandrake-san forget-ah about rear reason honoraburh ancestors disprace Ainu peopre. Not ah risten in middre schoor.

Orr of China-mans have horribuhr speech defect. Irepairaburh and genetic. Only japan-mans honoraburh ancestors tark normarry. Everybody raugh at future japan-mans.

Emperor grand-grand-...-daddy swear horribuhr revenge-ah and move to Home Isrands.

< Message edited by tarkalak -- 5/8/2019 11:20:13 AM >

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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective - 5/8/2019 1:25:03 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hai! Same kind of thing hahppen in Spain. King sound rike-ah sissy boy. Everyone raugh behind back of King so get even and just change whorhe ranguage. Now everyone say "Casthillano"

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