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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/1/2014 10:38:25 PM   
zuluhour


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/1/2014 10:39:08 PM   
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removed! wrong staff.



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/1/2014 10:47:15 PM   
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I'd just like to say for the record (I'm always wrong in this game so you are safe), you two have no chance of winning this. Its like putting two Benny Hills in a nudist colony and telling them to keep their eyes shut.


That's not entirely fair.

There's always the possibility of one of the Allied admirals being kidnapped in perpetuity by some Kiowa raiding party. Or meteorite strike. Or a fleet of Rigellian battle cruisers could arrive and spoil the whole show.






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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/1/2014 10:54:02 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/1/2014 11:00:37 PM   
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They need something infinitely improbable.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/1/2014 11:27:35 PM   
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I bereive caucasion-mens making fun of us again.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/2/2014 11:42:22 PM   
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I'd just like to say for the record (I'm always wrong in this game so you are safe), you two have no chance of winning this. Its like putting two Benny Hills in a nudist colony and telling them to keep their eyes shut.

Just busting up.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/8/2014 9:20:36 PM   
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ps. Dear Madrake and LADM Sprior, I took liberties with the dress code.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/8/2014 9:22:56 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/8/2014 9:41:10 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/8/2014 9:50:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

I'd just like to say I am having a ball interviewing personnel for your new staff. 





ps. Dear Madrake and LADM Sprior, I took liberties with the dress code.

What! You're allowing staff to wear glasses now! Have you no decency!

BTW, that unit is more top-heavy than Fuso and Yamashiro. Bound to cause balance and stability issues.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/8/2014 10:01:35 PM   
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Hmm, that's not bad is it?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/9/2014 3:29:01 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/9/2014 4:26:43 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Fortunately, I did register the damn thing.


Simply copying the files with a big flash drive does.....wait for it....NOT work.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/9/2014 5:21:44 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/9/2014 1:30:41 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Dear Miss Penerope;


Thank you for your apprication as Greater Co-prosperity Sphere Engrish ranguage broadcaster. Prease to send picture of your breasteses for security photograph.



Sincerery:


Cpt. Watanaka

Southern Freet Security Officer.


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2014 5:43:41 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Boilerman First Crass Hara Kenji, risten to this....old harbor . . .a rong rance reaps in....Arizona brow up

Kenji Ahhh...very beautiful. Peacefuh

WO Belushi-san <passing buy...stops...rooks at camera..grabs notepad and rips to shreds> Hara, if I EVER catch you reading that haiku
**** again you are getting your own private bunk...INSIDE boiler number one. And what did I tell you idiots about OPSEC?


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2014 10:09:01 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2014 10:21:12 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2014 10:40:27 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2014 4:43:40 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2014 4:50:26 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2014 5:03:13 PM   
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Whenever you have subversive thoughts, such as that this AAR has run out of material, look at post #98.


Yes! Exactry! Do Japan-mens have to exprain everything? European-mens have big noses but still not get enough oxygen for brains.


Japan-mens officer with name Watanaka trying to get pictures of breastesses of womans. That-ah funny. Japan-mens not-ah going to exprain everything to Coroniarists.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2014 5:25:38 PM   
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The world wonders to start
Cherry blossoms blow away

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2014 5:35:30 PM   
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Clouds gather in sky
The world wonders to start
Cherry blossoms blow away


See. Young Kareun gets it. He has-ah Japan-mens sensibirity. Haiku poem about Pearh Harbor must necessarirry drive from
ancient Vogon infruences..

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2014 7:28:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: kaleun

Clouds gather in sky
The world wonders to start
Cherry blossoms blow away


See. Young Kareun gets it. He has-ah Japan-mens sensibirity. Haiku poem about Pearh Harbor must necessarirry drive from
ancient Vogon infruences..

Your pilots would probably be better off practicing their flying than listening to poetry. It's not easy to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/12/2014 8:10:27 PM   
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Cmdr Fuchida: Look, as of today, there will be NO, repat NO, haiku or other Vogon-derived poetry in the air group! Do I make myself clear?

Pirots: HAI!

Cmdr Fuchida: And another thing...I don't know where this "throwing yourself at the ground" idea got started. If you want to die for the Emperor then volunteer for the damn sucide subs. Those aircraft BELONG to the Emperor. We need them. This war might last 6 months. We can't have a bunch of hotheads with snotrags on their heads destroying all the equipment. I don't care if you have both arms shot off and the cockpit is on fire. If you have to, use your **** to pull out of the dive. Do I make myself clear?

Pirots: HAI!

Ensign Toyoda: <raises hand and is recognized with a nearly imperceptible nod> Honorable Commander, sir, how do we take out **** if both arms shot off?



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/13/2014 6:38:02 PM   
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Should we move OIL from Port Arthur or will the Refinery there use it all...in which case we move the fuel?


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/13/2014 6:40:07 PM   
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We are so going to get our asses kicked.


Agreed.

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Should we move OIL from Port Arthur or will the Refinery there use it all...in which case we move the fuel?


Move neither for the time being. The HI (heavy industry) in China, Manchuko and Korea will need that fuel. Eventually, you can move some of that oil to the HI (home islands), but nothing you need to focus on right now.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/13/2014 6:46:54 PM   
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We are so going to get our asses kicked.

Should we move OIL from Port Arthur or will the Refinery there use it all...in which case we move the fuel?





don't need to. Let it there for the moment. Just start ASAP to create CS convoys from Fusan to HI and from Hokkaido to Japan to bring there resources.
You don't even need to immediately start brining fuel/oil from the SRA/DEI. Focus on securing the sealanes first

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