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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/6/2015 4:45:24 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Well, the first of 26 cousins (on my parents side) had this fantastic wedding in Sun Valley at a massive home on the Big Wood. Fantastic band, scotch and cigar bar, rivers of alkyhol.

I'm afraid the gauntlet has been thrown. She is the second cousin to "fall". The arms race is on.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/6/2015 4:51:26 PM   
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Well, the first of 26 cousins (on my parents side) had this fantastic wedding in Sun Valley at a massive home on the Big Wood. Fantastic band, scotch and cigar bar, rivers of alkyhol.

I'm afraid the gauntlet has been thrown. She is the second cousin to "fall". The arms race is on.


Man, this is gonna get expensive I think you need to invite the forumites as well, just for head count

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/6/2015 4:55:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Well, the first of 26 cousins (on my parents side) had this fantastic wedding in Sun Valley at a massive home on the Big Wood. Fantastic band, scotch and cigar bar, rivers of alkyhol.

I'm afraid the gauntlet has been thrown. She is the second cousin to "fall". The arms race is on.


You are entering an unmapped minefield, without the benefit of a mine detector.

Move carefully through that.

The arms race of the Cold War bankrupted one side (The Soviets) and created a lot of (political) dissent on the other side (United States).

The only factor that may work to your benefit is timing.

The cost of each wedding will likely escalate, in the effort to one-up to previous one.
Try to get "your" wedding in earlier rather than later, so as not to be caught in the ever increasing costs.
Either that or see if you can schedule "your" wedding immediately after the wedding your Cousin Eddie throws.



Even if yours does not match up to some of the prior weddings, it will look good in comparison with the most recent one.

< Message edited by chijohnaok -- 2/6/2015 6:03:09 PM >

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/6/2015 5:14:37 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san standing outside of party tent in Sun Varrey and 18 year ord nephew comes up with ear to ear grin and brushing of face...and obvious etiorogy...rock grass furr of scotch.


Nephew-san: Hey, uncurh Mandrake-san how to drink this?

Mandrake-san: Srower.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/7/2015 6:09:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Captain-san,

You-ah rand in San Francisco yet? What-ah happening in this war?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/7/2015 6:52:17 PM   
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Well, the first of 26 cousins (on my parents side) had this fantastic wedding in Sun Valley at a massive home on the Big Wood. Fantastic band, scotch and cigar bar, rivers of alkyhol.

I'm afraid the gauntlet has been thrown. She is the second cousin to "fall". The arms race is on.

I think the way birds send off their young is better. Think it over.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/7/2015 7:56:17 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Captain-san,

You-ah rand in San Francisco yet? What-ah happening in this war?


We have-ah week off. One of Arried officahs go on camping trip, probabry get taken by sartie

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 8:54:09 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 11:55:21 AM   
Chickenboy


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Status: offline 		One-ah wonders where they get so many rabia as to be abre to open supahmarket!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 1:57:21 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san go to rabia supermarket once. Auntie Wong's Dance Emporium in Bangkok. Pretty fun.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 2:02:14 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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2 days in row, Hiryu miss damaged Austraria-mens CL somewhere in Corar Sea.

KB move down near to New Zearand to see if catch anything at Auckrand. Apparentry not. Arso covering randing at Norfork Isrand. This go werr. No white devirs.


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 2:03:28 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Suva: New Zearand-mens about ready to crack. Japan-mens take day off to wash baggy underwears.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 2:04:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san go to rabia supermarket once. Auntie Wong's Dance Emporium in Bangkok. Pretty fun.


Ah yes, Auntie Wongs - so-called because can't go wong there. At reast not with enough yen.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 2:08:26 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Oz: White devirs abandon Bundaberg. This-ah big surprise. Probabry they worry aboat navarh bombardment or they spot Japan-mens recon pranes ovah Maryborough and worry that Japan-mens rand behind them which was exacatarry what pranning.

Not-ah sure what arr of white devirs doing in woods W of Bundaberg




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 3:00:34 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 3:16:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san go to rabia supermarket once. Auntie Wong's Dance Emporium in Bangkok. Pretty fun.


Bangkok? Hope-ah not too badry?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 3:17:59 PM   
Chickenboy


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Status: offline 		Chickenboy-san want to know which prace crazier: The area around Crark airbase (prior to 1990s crosure), Bangkok or Singapore? Tough choice...

ETA: No-ah recommend rooking pictures of Angeres city from work.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 4:08:21 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Mandrake-san go to rabia supermarket once. Auntie Wong's Dance Emporium in Bangkok. Pretty fun.


Ah yes, Auntie Wongs - so-called because can't go wong there. At reast not with enough yen.



Hai! That-ah thing about China-womans. Nevah stop tarking but rearry good at business. Crappy drivuhs too. Armost as bad as Korea-womans.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 4:14:06 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Editrix Note: I would warn the participants, the patience of the editorial board is NOT without its limits. Neither will the punsihment be light if consistent policy violations continue. This kind of late Pleistocene ribald material would have been rejected by Lenny Bruce.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 4:27:04 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hai! This-ah make The Interview rook rike scripted by Mistah Noerh Coward.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 4:32:08 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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White devirs in woods crapping



**************25 m W of Bundaberg, a wooded area, formerly pristine**********


18 Div, Chief Medical Officuh, Irish guy: <sniffs> Sweet Baby Jesus and the Virgin Mary! Oh dear, it's cholera, I'm afraid. Please tell me you followed my order not to serve any more raw oysters......

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 4:39:35 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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FAM: <reading documents> Hory crap! Hearth code vioration. From Queensrand Hearth Department? What-ah Herr is Queensrand?

Jimmy "Too Tarr": In Austraria, sir. It seems there was some type of irregarh discahrge of ravatory waste from Nagato during bombardment.

FAM:Oh yeah? Werr, Queensrand Hearth Department can stick up fine where sun not-ah shine. It-ah Goddman war. If Queensrand Hearth Department think this-ah bad, wait tirr Jpaan-mens brow up Brisbane.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 4:58:32 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 6:41:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editrix Note: I would warn the participants, the patience of the editorial board is NOT without its limits. Neither will the punsihment be light if consistent policy violations continue. This kind of late Pleistocene ribald material would have been rejected by Lenny Bruce.


Broody herr! Run out of prasticine. Wirr Pray-Doh do?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/9/2015 9:08:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editrix Note: I would warn the participants, the patience of the editorial board is NOT without its limits. Neither will the punsihment be light if consistent policy violations continue. This kind of late Pleistocene ribald material would have been rejected by Lenny Bruce.


Broody herr! Run out of prasticine. Wirr Pray-Doh do?

Me thinks Silly-Putty would be a bedder sustitute.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/10/2015 4:38:57 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Burma: SPrior-san bombard Rangoon rast night with cruisers. Brow things up pretty good but Mikuma
hit-ah mine and herr of ort of watah come in. Imperiar Guards Division and 3 regiments or artirrary arrive at Rangoon and not even tired.

Whoevah Engrish generarh at Rangoon probabry have to wash underwear..or perhaps have varet with brown skin do it.

Possiburh inbound Royarh Navy near Andaman Isrand


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/11/2015 12:53:18 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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<14 y/o is not eating breakfast when he takes his ADD meds so he is losing weight. He is sitting on the table with his usual sullen look. Mom is in the room and 8 year old sister>

FAM: So tell me why you are having trouble eating breakfast.

Sullen 14 year old: Well, on Tuesday I have zero period. It starts at 6:45 so I have to get up at 5:45. It's cold so I can't do my hair.....

<now, so far he is making a pretty good case because 5:45 is torture for a 14 year old....and doing hsi hair might seem trivial to us but not a 14 year old.......but he has a hole card he hasn't played yet..he continues>

.....and I always have morning wood

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/12/2015 8:00:32 PM   
sprior


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/12/2015 8:17:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Chickenboy-san want to know which prace crazier: The area around Crark airbase (prior to 1990s crosure), Bangkok or Singapore? Tough choice...

ETA: No-ah recommend rooking pictures of Angeres city from work.


O city

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/13/2015 7:27:01 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		********Airfield, Port Blair, Andaman Is., Feb. 8, 1942(d)********

<a squadron of PB4Y are being armed each with a dozen angry looking 5.25 inch rockets. A crate is stenciled "M&MAR--M&M Aircraft Rockets--DO NOT DROP IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU">

Extremely confident young sergeant in nicely pressed uniform: ....right, so we recommend a glide attack at 30 degree from 1000 ft and when the reticule lines up you let them go..provided you are in range.

Pilot: How do we know we are in range.

Extremely confident young sergeant in nicely pressed uniform: Right, if you take blast or shrapnel damage from your weapons then you were too close. Any other questions?....Good, now remember those golf course lots for any crew that achieve more than 30% hits.

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