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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/20/2015 2:52:38 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/20/2015 2:54:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		This-ah bring up good AE question. Where is Girrigan's Isrand on map? It-ah 3 hour tour, maybe 15 kts top in crappy boat. Now, maybe when storm come up boat get brown arr to Herr but Mandrake-san suspect Niihau or perhaps French Frigate or even Laysan. If storm brow in from North perhaps Washington
Isrand or Jarvis because Palmyra have hundreds of sairros and Marines and Mary Ann and Ginger not-ah be making coconut pies if know what-ah Mandrake-san mean. Same thing on Fanning except New Zeranders and not-ah have any money.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/20/2015 2:56:07 PM   
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Wait, pran not-ah have subject pronoun or even subject noun. Prease to say who not-ah fart in car. Immperiarh Japan-mens Army? Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy? Comfort womans?

Sprior-san was very crear:






Oh..."No"...Hai!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/20/2015 3:00:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think Niihau. Rittre known fact is Minnow's radio work fine untir battery die. Lots of contact with Coast Guard.
• "Herp! We need rescue!"
° "Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"
° "OK. Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"

Coast Guard very angry.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/21/2015 12:47:46 PM   
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I think Niihau. Rittre known fact is Minnow's radio work fine untir battery die. Lots of contact with Coast Guard.
• "Herp! We need rescue!"
° "Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"
° "OK. Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"

Coast Guard very angry.

I don't get it. I just got off work (Vampire shift) and I am a little slower than normal.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/21/2015 1:22:52 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Actuarry, Mandrake-san not-ah get either. Seem rike format of Who on First routine from Mistah Abbot and Mistah Costerro in which case "Niihau" must-ah have two meanings. Perhaps Hawaii-mens have to exprain.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/21/2015 3:01:30 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		FDA just rerease medicine to make womans want to have sex more. Sirry, that-ah what powdered rhinoceros horn for. That-ah why Japan-mens invade Malaysia.

Anyway, turn out medicine is-ah dangerous. Sometimes womans rose consciousness. So FDA attach speciarh "Brack Box Warning". It-ah say, "Under no circumstance should doctor-mens give prescription to Birr Cosby"

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/21/2015 5:13:59 PM   
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But would the effects be someone mitigated or allowed if it was mixed in with Jello and he wore his sweater?

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FDA just rerease medicine to make womans want to have sex more. Sirry, that-ah what powdered rhinoceros horn for. That-ah why Japan-mens invade Malaysia.

Anyway, turn out medicine is-ah dangerous. Sometimes womans rose consciousness. So FDA attach speciarh "Brack Box Warning". It-ah say, "Under no circumstance should doctor-mens give prescription to Birr Cosby"



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/21/2015 7:18:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: witpqs

I think Niihau. Rittre known fact is Minnow's radio work fine untir battery die. Lots of contact with Coast Guard.
• "Herp! We need rescue!"
° "Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"
° "OK. Where are you?"
• "Niihau!"
° "Niihau! But where are you?"
• "Niihau! Prease come rescue us!"

Coast Guard very angry.

I don't get it. I just got off work (Vampire shift) and I am a little slower than normal.

"Niihau" rough translation = "Hello".

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/21/2015 9:14:26 PM   
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So FDA attach speciarh "Brack Box Warning".


"Brack box"? Is-ah that what kids today are carring it?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/23/2015 12:14:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san take wark on beach at Seaside Virra in new comfortaburh new srip-on brue deck shoes, tan khaki sracks and white rong sreeve dress shirt with rorred up sreeves. Mandrake-san start notice Truk-womans giggring when Mandrake-san wark by. Mandrake-san check fry..no..no probrem...dry whistrer hang off nose hairs....no....HORY CRAP! Mandrake-san rook rike Professor from Girrigan's Isrand? Onry thing missing coconut battery for short wave radio.

Mandrake-san must remove price-tags before next walk! Rook rike Minnie Pearuh from Bervery Hirrbirries.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/23/2015 2:51:29 PM   
witpqs


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Actuarry, Mandrake-san not-ah get either. Seem rike format of Who on First routine from Mistah Abbot and Mistah Costerro in which case "Niihau" must-ah have two meanings. Perhaps Hawaii-mens have to exprain.

You guys comicarry charrenged. Need humerus transprant or something.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/24/2015 12:02:53 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/24/2015 7:29:06 PM   
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Broody herr, we won battre!

Ground combat at Port Blair (46,58)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 11377 troops, 90 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 364

Defending force 6034 troops, 47 guns, 105 vehicles, Assault Value = 133

Japanese adjusted assault: 367

Allied adjusted defense: 53

Japanese assault odds: 6 to 1 (fort level 3)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Port Blair !!!

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
PBY-4 Catalina: 3 destroyed
Hurricane IIb Trop: 10 destroyed

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), forts(+), leaders(-), preparation(-)
fatigue(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
587 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 69 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
5899 casualties reported
Squads: 152 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 181 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 29 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 50 (50 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Vehicles lost 155 (155 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units destroyed 6

Assaulting units:
55th Infantry Regiment
56th Infantry Regiment
114th Infantry Regiment

Defending units:
44th Indian Brigade
1st Indian Coastal Artillery Regiment
103rd RAF Base Force
AVG Ground Echelon
221 Group RAF
6th Heavy AA Regiment

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/24/2015 7:31:19 PM   
sprior


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Sub attack near Perth at 48,147

Japanese Ships
SS I-18, hits 1

Allied Ships
CL Durban, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage
CL Caledon
CL Mauritius
CL Dragon
CL Enterprise
DD Nizam
DD Panther
DD Jupiter

< Message edited by sprior -- 8/24/2015 8:36:47 PM >

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/24/2015 7:31:59 PM   
sprior


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Status: offline 		Day Time Surface Combat, near Port Blair at 46,58, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Michishio, Shell hits 1
DD Hibiki, Shell hits 3
DD Ikazuchi
DD Ayanami, Shell hits 1

Allied Ships
CL Capetown, Shell hits 6, on fire
DD Encounter, Shell hits 5, Torpedo hits 3, and is sunk
DD Isis, Shell hits 4, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk

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"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/24/2015 7:32:31 PM   
sprior


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Status: offline 		Day Time Surface Combat, near Port Blair at 46,58, Range 4,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Michishio, on fire
DD Hibiki, Shell hits 1, on fire
DD Ikazuchi
DD Ayanami, Shell hits 1, heavy fires

Allied Ships
CL Capetown, Shell hits 14, on fire

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"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
- Nigel Molesworth.



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/24/2015 7:33:05 PM   
sprior


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Day Time Surface Combat, near Port Blair at 46,58, Range 3,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Michishio, Shell hits 1, on fire
DD Hibiki, Shell hits 2, on fire
DD Ikazuchi, Shell hits 3, heavy fires
DD Ayanami, Shell hits 20, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CL Dauntless, Shell hits 4
DE Starling, Shell hits 5

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"Grown ups are what's left when skool is finished."
"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/24/2015 7:34:48 PM   
sprior


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Morning Air attack on TF, near Port Blair at 45,59

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 71 NM, estimated altitude 24,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 30 minutes

Japanese aircraft
B5N1 Kate x 43

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N1 Kate: 1 destroyed by flak

Allied Ships
CL Dauntless, Bomb hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage
CL Capetown, Torpedo hits 4, and is sunk



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/25/2015 2:06:45 AM   
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Broody herr, we won battre!


FOW?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/25/2015 6:49:07 AM   
sprior


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Status: offline 		We capture rots of Pingus, terr them go buird rairway
They say "Sorry old chap, we don't know what a rairway is" and raugh
We find chinaman, terr him exprain
Pingus say "Terribly sorry old bean, we don't know what a lailway is either" and raugh rouder
Pingus rude. We take arr their tea. They no raugh.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/25/2015 12:40:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Werr, rots of Indian-mens too. Maybe find India-mens work at Hitachi customah service to exprain.

4 Japan-mens DD's stop attack by 2 Rorarh Navy cruiser squadrons and Rong Rance enemy even in day batturh. Not-ah work out so werr for Ayanami-mens but otherwise everyone have good time.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/25/2015 12:45:24 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		One time Mothah of Mandrake-san hire Mexico-womans that-ah onry speak Spain-ranguage and Maya-ranguage. Famiry come ovah to house of honored
ancestors and see that drapes rook nice and crean.

Everyone say, "How exprain to Mexico-womans what do?"

Honored Mothah say, "It-ah easy. Rike this. "Washy-washy""

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/25/2015 12:49:06 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Arso quite interesting to find substantiurh Royarh Navy force off Perth.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/25/2015 1:14:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: uncivil_servant

OUCH!

But would the effects be someone mitigated or allowed if it was mixed in with Jello and he wore his sweater?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

FDA just rerease medicine to make womans want to have sex more. Sirry, that-ah what powdered rhinoceros horn for. That-ah why Japan-mens invade Malaysia.

Anyway, turn out medicine is-ah dangerous. Sometimes womans rose consciousness. So FDA attach speciarh "Brack Box Warning". It-ah say, "Under no circumstance should doctor-mens give prescription to Birr Cosby"




Doesn't do any good for Cosby to have his sweater on if his pants are off.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/29/2015 9:23:30 AM   
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"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/29/2015 1:43:52 PM   
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Time to re-arrange deck chairs!




Prease to put Mandrake-san recriner on promenade deck near bar with branket.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/29/2015 2:23:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to re-arrange deck chairs!




Prease to put Mandrake-san recriner on promenade deck near bar with branket.


And the orchestra. Don't request "Nearer My God To Thee".

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/29/2015 3:17:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Actuarry, Mandrake-san have secret correction of Andrews Sistahs records at Seaside Virra. Andrews Sistahs not-ah rike Japan-womans, have-ah big jaw bones. Rook kinda rike singahs on Bugis Street. Maybe singah-womans arways have big jaw bones.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 8/29/2015 4:44:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to re-arrange deck chairs!




Prease to put Mandrake-san recriner on promenade deck near bar with branket.


And the orchestra. Don't request "Nearer My God To Thee".



Surery "Nearer my honourabre ancestors to thee"?

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"History started badly and hav been geting steadily worse."
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