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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2015 7:13:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san just have good idea. Mandrake-san give name of AAR and password to SG!


Hai! Prease to give most royar AAR reader(s) SG phone numbah too. In most unfortunate event of Mandrake-san's untimery demise, many risteners offah shoudah to cry on for widow. PG's xxxxx xxxxxx Ashley Madison account would be most herpfurr too.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2015 7:52:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: witpqs


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Mandrake-san just have good idea. Mandrake-san give name of AAR and password to SG!


Hai! Prease to give most royar AAR reader(s) SG phone numbah too. In most unfortunate event of Mandrake-san's untimery demise, many risteners offah shoudah to cry on for widow. PG's xxxxx xxxxxx Ashley Madison account would be most herpfurr too.

Fixed post.


Ouch

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2015 8:21:41 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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8675309

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2015 8:26:10 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2015 8:35:51 PM   
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Rook, here is Pocahantas Girh numbah. If you run into Saurh, the Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name ask why stop cutting grass at seaside virra.


8675309


Jenny-san?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2015 9:14:24 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Rook, here is Pocahantas Girh numbah. If you run into Saurh, the Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name ask why stop cutting grass at seaside virra.


8675309


Jenny-san?



Mandrake-san not-ah know, just find on warrh on Bugis Street.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2015 9:50:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

HEY! That numbah rook rike raunch code. Honable moderator might pass on disiprin to Zulu san if he commence raunch.

Hai! Nice Japanese douburh entendre ZH!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:19:04 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Here what hahppen because Riuetenant Hata "dryrab" recon report.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 12,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Kinsyo Maru #4, Shell hits 32, and is sunk
xAK Tenryu Maru, Shell hits 10, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CA Canberra
CL Concord
DD Selfridge
DD Dewey

Japanese ground losses:
482 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 14 destroyed, 37 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled)

Then Japan-mens escort show up to find out what arr of noise.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 142,164, Range 10,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Yubari, Shell hits 1
DD Kikuzuki, Shell hits 3

Allied Ships
CA Canberra, Shell hits 1
CL Concord, Shell hits


Then, Austraria-mens chase Yubari and Kikuzuki across 160 mires of ocean in middurh of night. Everyone keep shooting but nobody get sunk.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:21:52 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Sydney: Japan-mens Nettys from Rockhampton attack Sydney airfierd at night and brow up rot of stuff but next night Arried-mens get wise and send up F4F's with frashrights.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:27:25 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Java-jima: Arried-dogs not get message that wah ovah so send crusier to brow up Semarang. Japan-mens rearrize pattern so send pranes to anothah base

Night Naval bombardment of Semarang at 53,102

Allied Ships
CL Hobart

Japanese ground losses:
113 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 6 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled

Light Industry hits 1
Fires 1
Airbase hits 2
Runway hits 2
Port hits 8

Broody annoying so Japan-mens send in 2 DD's

Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 54,101, Range 18,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Asagumo, Shell hits 4, on fire
DD Fubuki

Allied Ships
CL Hobart, Shell hits 4

More ships coming.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:30:48 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on Manila , at 79,77

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-Ic Sally x 9
Ki-27b Nate x 38
Ki-30 Ann x 24
Ki-48-Ib Lily x 7
Ki-51 Sonia x 62

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-Ic Sally: 1 damaged
Ki-51 Sonia: 2 damaged

Manpower hits 24
Fires 7394

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:33:28 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Samarinda: Somebody forget to terr Arried-dogs in Borneo wah ovah too.

Ground combat at Samarinda (65,96)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 2634 troops, 14 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 83

Defending force 3227 troops, 58 guns, 5 vehicles, Assault Value = 73

Japanese adjusted assault: 26

Allied adjusted defense: 14

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 1 (fort level 1)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), fatigue(-), morale(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+), fatigue(-)

Japanese ground losses:
435 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 38 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
246 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 24 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Vehicles lost 3 (2 destroyed, 1 disabled)

Assaulting units:
I./4th Infantry Battalion
II./4th Infantry Battalion

Defending units:
VII KNIL Battalion
VI KNIL Battalion
Samarinda KNIL Battalion
Samarinda Base Force
Tarakan Base Force

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:35:58 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Ground combat at Iloilo (79,84)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 2215 troops, 12 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 74

Defending force 3701 troops, 45 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 103

Japanese adjusted assault: 16

Allied adjusted defense: 7

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 0)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Iloilo !!!

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), fatigue(-), morale(-), experience(-)
supply(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
59 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 9 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
1155 casualties reported
Squads: 22 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 52 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 7 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 18 (18 destroyed, 0 disabled)
Units retreated 2

Defeated Allied Units Retreating!

Assaulting units:
4th Indpt SNLF Coy
47th Naval Guard Unit

Defending units:
61st PA Infantry Division
3rd PI Base Force

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:43:12 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		******************March 30, 1942(d)*******************

Sydney: Actuarh reason for 3 nights of night bombing at Sydney was to cause Arried-mens to switch to night fightah missions. Actuarry work. Today KB shows up 320 ENE of Sydney.

Morning Air attack on Sydney , at 90,167

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid detected at 48 NM, estimated altitude 32,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 15 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 18

Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIa Trop x 1
Hurricane IIb Trop x 5

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
Hurricane IIb Trop: 1 destroyed

Aircraft Attacking:
11 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet *

Onry probrem is not-ah enough Arried-mens fightahs to shoot down. KB find somebody drop off Fosters at Rord Howe.

Morning Air attack on TF, near Lord Howe Island at 100,169

Weather in hex: Overcast

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 18
D3A1 Val x 9

No Japanese losses

Allied Ships
xAKL Canopus, Bomb hits 3, and is sunk
DD Schley, Bomb hits 1, on fire

Zeroes from Bundaberg show up

Afternoon Air attack on Sydney , at 90,167

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid detected at 48 NM, estimated altitude 33,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 15 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 39

Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIa Trop x 2
Hurricane IIb Trop x 5

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
Hurricane IIb Trop: 2 destroyed

Aircraft Attacking:
39 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet *

In Aftahnoon. Probabry DD go grub grub

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Lord Howe Island at 100,169

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 27
D3A1 Val x 18

No Japanese losses

Allied Ships
DD Schley, Bomb hits 3, heavy fires, heavy damage
xAKL Burwah, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAKL Caledon, Bomb hits 2, heavy fires, heavy damage

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:51:56 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Japan-mens crose in on Darwin from South. Everyone pretty much run away except fortress defenses at Darwin

Ground combat at Fenton (76,126)

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 1496 troops, 7 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 59

Defending force 0 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 0

Japanese adjusted assault: 60

Allied adjusted defense: 1

Japanese assault odds: 60 to 1 (fort level 0)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Fenton !!!

Combat modifiers
Attacker: leaders(+)

Assaulting units:
II/124th Infantry Battalion

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:53:47 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Borneo Racist coroniarists in Borneo watch too many Mistah Wayne movie.

Ground combat at Samarinda (65,96)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 2356 troops, 14 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 57

Defending force 3035 troops, 58 guns, 3 vehicles, Assault Value = 53

Japanese adjusted assault: 11

Allied adjusted defense: 14

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 2 (fort level 0)

Combat modifiers
Defender: preparation(-), morale(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+), disruption(-), fatigue(-)

Japanese ground losses:
178 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 10 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
106 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 6 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 4 (1 destroyed, 3 disabled)

Assaulting units:
I./4th Infantry Battalion
II./4th Infantry Battalion

Defending units:
VI KNIL Battalion
VII KNIL Battalion
Samarinda KNIL Battalion
Samarinda Base Force
Tarakan Base Force

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/6/2015 12:59:49 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		PI: Mandrake-san not-ah sure if actuarry affect Phirripino economy but rike to watch fire burn. Maybe get some strategic points..maybe not. Pretty fun untirh B-29 get here.

Morning Air attack on Manila , at 79,77

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 30 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 8 minutes

Japanese aircraft
Ki-21-Ic Sally x 6
Ki-27b Nate x 37
Ki-30 Ann x 24
Ki-48-Ib Lily x 7
Ki-51 Sonia x 38

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 1 damaged

Manpower hits 63
Fires 13166

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2015 2:04:41 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2015 3:43:23 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Actuarry, Admirarh SPrior-san out honoring ancestors and othah peopurhs ancestah so untirh get back from Shinto shrine Mandrake-san have to do everything and staff idiots make mistakes.

1) Staff idiot reave 10,000 suppry at Iba so Arried-dogs send up corumn of Grants. Japan-mens see this and try to fry in infantry but base turn ovah to Arried-dogs before even attack. Japan-mens just figure out in time and get ships out of Iba port. Iba not-ah matter but suppry going to Crark rearry annoying.

2) Mandrake-san ordah night attack on Brisbane but one squadron of Rirrys attack in daytime and not-ah come out very good.

3) Arried-dogs destroy 2 Ronson units in China that get too far ahead in pran to enverope Changsha. Japan-mens brow up rots of China-mens but not worth as much.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2015 3:49:39 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Oz: Japan-mens spot Arried-dogs surface group about 240 mi E of Bundaberg. Rittah bastards trying anothah raid on Rockhampton but not expect KB to show up so options to get away pretty rousy. Mandrake-san figure out Arried-dogs probabry go East so send KB that way. One destroyer row on gas so detach and send back to Noumea.
D'oh

Night Time Surface Combat, near Lord Howe Island at 104,163, Range 8,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Kamikaze, Shell hits 1

Allied Ships
CA San Francisco
DD Blue, Shell hits 1
DD Preston
DD MacDonough

Ok, that-ah not so bad. Kamikaze not-ah turn into Kamikaze

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2015 4:04:40 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Except now, 160 mires ratah, sun come up and captain of Kamikaze have indigestion or something so decide to attack. See, Mandrake-san try to exprain this to Japan-mens high command. Stupid idea to serve fish-head soup for breakfast tonavarh ships in middurh of batturh. Maybe cheesey-hammy eggs or something but cheap bastards try to save money so rook what-ah hahppen.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Noumea at 108,160, Range 16,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Kamikaze, Shell hits 18, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CA San Francisco, Shell hits 1
DD Blue
DD Preston
DD MacDonough

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2015 4:13:52 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		*****************Bridge of Kamikaze*****************


Captain Hata: <salvo of 8 in rounds bracket his ship..he speaks quitery to serf> Honored mothah arways say name of ship bad idea.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2015 4:26:05 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		***********Bridge of Kaga, 200 mi to NW************

Cpt. Ogaka: Honorhed Admirarh, weathah rearry bad. Pranes perhaps not-ah make back.

RAdm. Yammaguchi: Too bad. Give extra ration of fish-head soup.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2015 4:28:53 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Morning Air attack on TF, near Noumea at 109,163

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid detected at 77 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 28 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 46
B5N2 Kate x 26
D3A1 Val x 22

Japanese aircraft losses
B5N2 Kate: 2 damaged
B5N2 Kate: 1 destroyed by flak
D3A1 Val: 1 damaged

Allied Ships
CA San Francisco, Bomb hits 6, heavy fires
DD MacDonough
DD Blue

Aircraft Attacking:
4 x D3A1 Val releasing from 2000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb
12 x B5N2 Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
Naval Attack: 1 x 45cm Type 91 Torp
6 x D3A1 Val releasing from 3000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb
13 x B5N2 Kate launching torpedoes at 200 feet
Naval Attack: 1 x 45cm Type 91 Torp
5 x D3A1 Val releasing from 3000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb
7 x D3A1 Val releasing from 1000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2015 4:30:13 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Japan-mens waste 26 perfectarry good torpedoes.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2015 4:35:50 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Arried-dogs decide not-ah defend Sydney in air today.

Morning Air attack on Sydney , at 90,167

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 13 NM, estimated altitude 32,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 40

No Japanese losses

Aircraft Attacking:
40 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet *

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/14/2015 8:24:26 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		********************Weekend Concert near Seaside Virra**************


<Mandrake-san sit in beach chair risten to music mostry by serf..Andrews Sistahs, Benny Goodman, Kings of Reon..pretty good band. Mandrake-san snap fingahs. Starker Girh dancing with othah womans about 15 feet back. 4 othah womans Mandrake-san not know in front. 3 sit in beach chair but one dance arr of time but face AWAY from stage..sort of face toward Mandrake-san. This-ah seem strange but nevah know who drink too much sake. Aftah about 3 songs SG wark up to Mandrake-san and say in ear..>

SG: You know, that b**** just stare at Mandrake-san. <so Mandrake-san and SG both rook at dancing-womans and eyes on dancing-womans get rear big rike see B-25 coming or something and then dancing-womans sit down immediatery..SG continue> Ha! Sorry to c*** brock you b****!

Nothing rike acohorh to increase aggressions among womans!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/14/2015 10:26:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san need to check if SG rerated to Roreena Bobbit!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/16/2015 5:05:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Mandrake-san need to check if SG rerated to Roreena Bobbit!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt



Seem rike Mandrake-san have to do something wrong first. Aftah arr, Mandrake-san not-ah actuarry get up and dance with crazy-womans dance backwards from music praying.


Mandrake-san have rittah probrem with Franchise Tax Board in Tokyo so write rettah that say Mandrake-san farring apart and have to go to hospitarh and arso that SG pretty much crazy. SG have hard time disagree with rettah so sign rettah

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/16/2015 8:39:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		I go walk 100km in France. Germans no keep up with superior Niponese walking https://www.flickr.com/photos/136375121@N08/albums

Give yen here: https://www.justgiving.com/UKVeteransfrontlinewalk/

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