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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2015 3:14:04 PM   
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Oir on way to Bangkok city in boats we found round back of bike sheds.



Sprior-san find them at the famous Bugis Bicycruh Crub?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2015 3:33:07 PM   
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Broody herr - course not. Stupid Engrishman with stupid name rike Binns Minor reft them

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/4/2016 1:45:57 PM   
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*************Japan-mens Navy Base, Truk Ragoon************


Announcement ovah roudspeakah: Join Japan-navy-mens tonight foh speciarh movie pick up morarh. Watch forbidden teenage rove amid setting of centuries ord fight between crans...sort of rike Romeo and Juriet. Have thrirrs and chirrs. 8 O'crock enristed mens eating tent.






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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/16/2016 5:46:50 PM   
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Arried-dogs breeding rike cucarachas in New & Imporved South Wares.






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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/16/2016 5:53:43 PM   
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*********************Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon............


Jimmy "Too Tarr": Sir, it's a message from 1st Independent SNRF Company. They say have been ordered to attack Buka but want to know where Buka at.

Mandrake-san: How Mandrake-san supposed to know. Terr SBRF Company to ask officah who gave ordah.

Jimmy "Too Tarr": SNRF Company say Mandrake-san give ordah.

Mandrake-san: Damnit Jimmy! Terr SNRF company get map or something. Sweet Baby Jesus. Mandrake-san have to do everything around here? Mandrake-san want someone to say where arr of damn Austraria-men infantry divisions come from. Forget about gaddamn Buka. Probabry bunch of headhunters anwyway. 3 furr divisions from Marysborough to Brisbane. Austraria-womans maybe breeding rike China-womans.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/16/2016 7:35:28 PM   
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Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/16/2016 7:46:55 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/16/2016 8:29:45 PM   
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Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah.




I think that is 'open brah'.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/16/2016 9:10:39 PM   
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Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah.




I think that is 'open brah'.


'open bar' ?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/16/2016 9:35:46 PM   
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no, I mean ah bah, Zulu spway paint top priece.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/16/2016 10:03:30 PM   
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Yu got aurr rong, arries breed rike rabbits cause open bah.




I think that is 'open brah'.


'open bar' ?

No. Brah rook pretty open!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/16/2016 10:41:06 PM   
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HAI! you right brah open!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/17/2016 2:35:11 AM   
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no, I mean ah bah, Zulu spway paint top priece.

Ooh - just saw that!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/17/2016 10:03:47 AM   
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no, I mean ah bah, Zulu spway paint top priece.


Ah ! Zulu spway ah top designer !

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/17/2016 4:52:55 PM   
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Rook...Aporriana daughter of someone. Students of history bettah show more respect. Actuarry, Mandrake-san just rearize fathah of Aporriana with ancestors so OK to say rocker room tark.

Emperor Birthday Party at Seaside Virra rearh cranker. Everyoone forget about Sake pretty soon and rearize much more fun to ordah "Martini, shaken not stirred".

Room décor beautifurh nauticurh theme.



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/17/2016 4:57:34 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/17/2016 6:25:38 PM   
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**edited for content**

From an allied prospective, I have found the Frank to be a major PITA. I highly suggest
research in this area.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/30/2016 1:35:38 PM   
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The first Sony Walkman.....bump




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/30/2016 2:59:19 PM   
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That was a predecessor - the Standman.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 1/30/2016 7:05:25 PM   
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+1 :-) Think of the fun you could have with an airhorn and that poor guy!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 12:00:12 AM   
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It only took two weeks but I got the martini line. Damn, old and slow..

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 4:03:48 PM   
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*******************Seaside Virra*******************

Mandrake-san: <reading radio signarh from Bundaberg> HORY CRAP! Somebody get map. Showing of Twiright off for tonight!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 4:05:18 PM   
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Majah Arried-dog offensive Austraria. Even bring frattops. Seriousry barrsy.








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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 4:50:12 PM   
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************Aprirh 18, 1942(d)*************

Background: KB sair up to Rabaurh to get new pranes and rittah bit of bondo and join up with with othah CV that fixed up in Home Isrands.
Japn-mens capture arr of bases in New Guinea and arr of Austrarian coastarh bases from Bundaberg to Port
Headrand and arr of Eastern Resser Sundas and formery Dutch-mens and Portugar-mens Timor and Merauke and
Horn Isrand et cetera, et cetera.
Basic idea is KB try sneak out into former Indian Ocean and do something. Onry thing is Arried-mens have guys with radios in New &
Improved Britain and KB arso maybe spotted by submarines in Torres Strait.

Evidentarry Arreid-dogs decide good time sneak up on Japan-mens ships at Brisbane. Japan mens see coupurh DD's East of Brisbane on 17th day of Aprirh so decide button up at Bundaberg because expect night navarh bombardment. Onry thing is British-mens show up with crappy carriers and fightahs show up rike cockroach invasion at Brisbane and Toowoomba.





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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 4:59:53 PM   
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First thing, Japan-mens send in Bettys at night to shut down Toowoomba aftah Arried-dog fightas shoot down bunch of crappy Anns with crappy pirots ovah Brisbane yestahday..
Pretty good Betty crews so have good resurt.

Night Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid detected at 74 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 26 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 33

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 2 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 8 damaged
Buffalo I: 1 destroyed on ground
P-40E Warhawk: 4 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground
Hurricane IIb Trop: 2 damaged

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 9

Aircraft Attacking:
33 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 10000 feet
Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb


Except Arried-mens not-ah sit on thumbs so send in crappy Brenheims at night. Ut-oh. Mandrake-san pretty much rearize at this point something big up.
Sons of dogs! Bundaberg berong Emperor. Japan-mens just finish new Benihanas and Generarh Yamashita Rong Term Parking Structure!

Night Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21-IIa Sally: 1 destroyed on ground
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 2
Runway hits 4


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 5:06:04 PM   
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Bah! Idiots waste Emperor gasorine which basciarry whorhe point of Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Night Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 6

No Japanese losses

Airbase hits 1


F****** Brenehiems armost as ugry as B-18 or Ugrofortress

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed on ground

No Allied losses

Airbase hits 1
Runway hits 1


Remembah Bundaberg! Say harro to rittah friend!

Night Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 8

Allied aircraft
no flights

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 3 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 4 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground
Hurricane IIb Trop: 1 damaged

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 5:09:14 PM   
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Mandrake-san not-ah understand why Japan-mens miss arr of crappy Arried-mens pranes at Brisbane. Originarh pran for Hiei brow up things at Newcastrh. Mandrake-san have bad batch of herbarh ganja and decide not-ah good idea so attack Brisbane instead.
Turn out what carr fortuitous so Mandrake-san drop off coupurh yen at crappy Shinto shrine and not-ah change underwears for week.



Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

Japanese Ships
BB Hiei

Allied ground losses:
131 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Hiei
BB Hiei firing at 6th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment
6th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment firing at BB Hiei


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 5:15:44 PM   
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Two more BB attack Brisbane. Again miss arr of airpranes.

Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

16 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Japanese Ships
BB Yamashiro, Shell hits 6
BB Nagato
DD Akebono
DD Kasumi

Allied ground losses:
348 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 14 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 16 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled

E8N2 Dave acting as spotter for BB Yamashiro
BB Yamashiro firing at Brisbane Fortress
Brisbane Fortress firing at BB Yamashiro
F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Nagato
BB Nagato firing at 5th Australian Division
DD Akebono firing at 5th Australian Division
DD Kasumi firing at 5th Australian Division

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 5:20:43 PM   
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USN active near Sydney. Pretty obvious Arried-mens at minimum figure out KB not in area. Hope not USN carriers.

ASW attack near Sydney at 91,168

Japanese Ships
SS RO-65

Allied Ships
DD Kennison

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 2/2/2016 5:25:04 PM   
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Oh, hai, Mandrake-san forget mention Arried-mens tanks sneak up on Townsvirre and drive off Japan-mens paratroops with no antitank guns. Mandrake-san brame staff for not-ah have enough recon. Yestahday, Nerrs brow up 80-100 tanks but Arried-dogs stir advance South toward Bowen and North toward Cairns rike nothing happen.
Fightah sweep to make sure air crear ovah Townsvirre

Morning Air attack on Townsville , at 92,144

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 21 NM, estimated altitude 34,070 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 32

No Japanese losses

Aircraft Attacking:
32 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet


pathetic waste of gasorine

Morning Air attack on 2/5th Armoured Regiment, at 92,144 (Townsville)

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 8
G3M2 Nell x 44

Japanese aircraft losses
G3M2 Nell: 2 damaged


Rittah bit bettah.

Morning Air attack on 2/5th Armoured Regiment, at 92,144 (Townsville)

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 7,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 8
G3M2 Nell x 28

Japanese aircraft losses
G3M2 Nell: 2 damaged

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 10 (2 destroyed, 8 disabled)


And

Morning Air attack on 2/4th Armoured Regiment, at 92,144 (Townsville)

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 19

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 1 damaged

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 21 (2 destroyed, 19 disabled)

Aircraft Attacking:
19 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 5000 feet
Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb

Also attacking 754th Tank Battalion ...
Also attacking 2/4th Armoured Regiment ...
Also attacking 754th Tank Battalion ...
Also attacking 2/4th Armoured Regiment ...



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