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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/27/2016 5:05:50 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/27/2016 6:16:25 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Pork roin roast stuffed with sharrots and dried fruit soaked in port smerr so good side of Mandarake-san jaw hurt. Pretty soon Mandarake-san make peppercorn sauce from drippings. Nevah ret animarh fat go to waste when Japan-mens South of Marsyborough eat dried Koara jerkey and Merrarueca bark.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/28/2016 2:09:40 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/28/2016 2:18:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm Californian with an Alabaman for an aunt. Her food is delicious...but makes me think I'm going to have a heart attack every time I eat it. One time I asked her what ingredients were...wish I hadn't. Crisco, etc. - basically the least healthy, fattiest things you can imagine.

I'll eat her cooking once or twice a year though, so it's okay, but I can't help but notice her and her immediate relations are all heavier-set. Probably has something to do with the food.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/28/2016 11:13:00 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/28/2016 12:21:18 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hai! Great gandfathah ancestor of chirdrens (on mothah side) arso born in India. Supposedry descended from Indian
princess except pretty sure make that-ah part up.

Starhker Girr take cooking crass from Morrucas-womans with Dutch-wommans name. Coriander and cumin even make fish head soup smerr good.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 3/28/2016 3:08:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Great gandfathah ancestor of chirdrens (on mothah side) arso born in India. Supposedry descended from Indian
princess except pretty sure make that-ah part up.

Starhker Girr take cooking crass from Morrucas-womans with Dutch-wommans name. Coriander and cumin even make fish head soup smerr good.


They made fish head soup? I know Obamacare is a PITA but hopefully it does not have you dumpster diving!!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2016 7:34:19 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Wargmr


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Hai! Great gandfathah ancestor of chirdrens (on mothah side) arso born in India. Supposedry descended from Indian
princess except pretty sure make that-ah part up.

Starhker Girr take cooking crass from Morrucas-womans with Dutch-wommans name. Coriander and cumin even make fish head soup smerr good.


They made fish head soup? I know Obamacare is a PITA but hopefully it does not have you dumpster diving!!


No, actuarry mostry rest of fishes.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2016 7:38:58 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Japan-mens actuarry brow up Arried-mens airprane at Brisbane.

Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 4 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 2 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 4 damaged
PBY-5 Catalina: 1 damaged

52 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Japanese Ships
BB Hiei, Shell hits 2
CA Furutaka
CA Maya, Shell hits 2

Allied ground losses:
365 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 13 disabled
Non Combat: 4 destroyed, 33 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Guns lost 6 (1 destroyed, 5 disabled)

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 8



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2016 7:41:39 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157

Japanese Ships
BB Yamashiro
BB Nagato
DD Hishu
DD Yugao
DD Hatakaze

Allied ground losses:
655 casualties reported
Squads: 5 destroyed, 30 disabled
Non Combat: 11 destroyed, 42 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled
Guns lost 7 (1 destroyed, 6 disabled)
Vehicles lost 9 (2 destroyed, 7 disabled).


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2016 7:46:21 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Ground combat at 95,157 (near Maryborough)

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 4770 troops, 42 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 136

Defending force 14172 troops, 251 guns, 355 vehicles, Assault Value = 410

Japanese ground losses:
49 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

Allied ground losses:
7 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
144th Infantry Regiment

Defending units:
6th Australian Division
7th Armoured Brigade
2/1 AIF Pioneer Battalion

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2016 8:00:57 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2016 8:12:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Situation near Maryborough




How many miles do the two STACKS trying to escape already have covered?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2016 8:23:09 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: witpqs
How many miles do the two units trying to escape already have covered?


It-ah considerabry more than two units.

Japan-mens South of Maryborough. 18 mires covered. 14 days fishead soup to go. Mandrake-an brame staff. Ruckiry, batturships stop Arried-dogs are Maryborough.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/10/2016 8:29:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


quote:

ORIGINAL: witpqs
How many miles do the two STACKS trying to escape already have covered?


It-ah considerabry more than two units.

Japan-mens South of Maryborough. 18 mires covered. 14 days fishead soup to go. Mandrake-an brame staff. Ruckiry, batturships stop Arried-dogs are Maryborough.




Fixed my post!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 12:43:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*****************Aprir 27, 1942(d)*****************

Japan-mens actuarry brow up Arried-mens airprane at Brisbane.

Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 4 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 2 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 4 damaged
PBY-5 Catalina: 1 damaged

52 Coastal gun shots fired in defense.

Japanese Ships
BB Hiei, Shell hits 2
CA Furutaka
CA Maya, Shell hits 2

Allied ground losses:
365 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 13 disabled
Non Combat: 4 destroyed, 33 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled
Guns lost 6 (1 destroyed, 5 disabled)

Airbase hits 1
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 8





This doesn't look like they were blown up so much as just knocked up (around) a little bit.

If they can be just a little knocked up.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 1:02:41 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Hai! But perhaps State Farm cancurh Arried-mens prane insurance.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 1:30:35 AM   
Cap Mandrake


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Mandrake-san: HORY CRAP! ARTERANTIVE MINIMUM TAX? WHAT-AH IDIOT COME UP WITH NAME? This ridicurous! Find Mandrake-san nearest Jewish-mens accountant!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 3:36:02 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Heap big fight. Many squaws cry in teepee tonight, especiarry squaws of frying braves.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 3:50:22 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Sparks-san in radio room intercept message from Arried-mens commandah:


Amazing piece of luck on the Allied side last turn. However if the next turn
goes to pot…..


Mandrake-san pretty sure something brow up. Turn out pretty much right. 2 day ago, British-mens adjective carriers spotted just outside recon rimit from Rockhampton so Mandrake-san move entire 21st Air Frotirra down to Bundaberg and try to surprise British-mens carriers.
Yestahday, weathah crapy so adjective carriers disappear but maybe stirr around because carrier pranes fry ovah Maryborough. Mandrake-san assign entire 21st Air Frotirra with 3 Daitai hotshot Nettie pirots and organic hotshot Zero squadron to navarh attack (organic mean Zeroes berong to same air HQ not that everyone eat vegetaburhs).




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 7:32:10 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Ut-oh. Arried-mens cruisers try sneak attack on Rockhampton. Eveidentarry Japan-mens recon miss Arried wah canoes yesterday.
This-ah empty transports. Everyone eventuarry sink but one PB.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 96,152, Range 6,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Saiko Maru, Shell hits 5, heavy fires
PB Ginyo Maru, Shell hits 17, heavy fires, heavy damage
xAK Seattle Maru, Shell hits 4, heavy fires
xAK Seia Maru, Shell hits 6, on fire, heavy damage

Allied Ships
CA Canberra
CL Concord
DD Smith
DD Selfridge
DD Dewey

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 9:53:11 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Sub attack near Phuket at 48,68

Japanese Ships
DD Shigure

Allied Ships
SS O21

SS O21 launches 2 torpedoes


*************Aboard O21****************

Cmdr Van Meter: <watching the run of his boat's two torps through the periscope> Ahhh....F*** it!

XO: <from navigation station> I make Phuket about 12.5 km bearing 280, sir.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 9:56:26 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 6,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Yura
DD Kawakaze
DD Umikaze

Allied Ships
CA Canberra, Shell hits 1
CL Concord, Shell hits 1
DD Smith
DD Selfridge, Shell hits 1
DD Dewey

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 9:59:25 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Somebody in Tokyo have contract for PB's. Too big for rooking for submarines and too srow to get away from enemy-mens buretts too. Too many points as werr.


Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 5,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Aso Maru #3, Shell hits 25, heavy fires, heavy damage
PB Choko Maru #2, Shell hits 13, and is sunk
PB Edo Maru, Shell hits 14, and is sunk
PB Shoei Maru, Shell hits 17, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CA Canberra
CL Concord
DD Smith
DD Selfridge
DD Dewey

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 10:02:55 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 6,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Kaiun Maru, Shell hits 5, heavy fires
xAK France Maru, Shell hits 26, heavy fires, heavy damage

Allied Ships
CA Canberra
CL Concord
DD Smith
DD Selfridge
DD Dewey

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 10:06:25 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Armoured unit on road West of Maryborough. Pretty much everything with wheers brow up.

Morning Air attack on 2/7th Armoured Regiment, at 95,156 , near Bundaberg

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 29 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 11
G3M2 Nell x 68
G4M1 Betty x 18

Japanese aircraft losses
G3M2 Nell: 4 damaged

Allied ground losses:
416 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 22 destroyed, 48 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Vehicles lost 26 (2 destroyed, 24 disabled)

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 10:07:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Somebody in Tokyo have contract for PB's. Too big for rooking for submarines and too srow to get away from enemy-mens buretts too. Too many points as werr.


Night Time Surface Combat, near Rockhampton at 95,152, Range 5,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
PB Aso Maru #3, Shell hits 25, heavy fires, heavy damage
PB Choko Maru #2, Shell hits 13, and is sunk
PB Edo Maru, Shell hits 14, and is sunk
PB Shoei Maru, Shell hits 17, and is sunk

Allied Ships
CA Canberra
CL Concord
DD Smith
DD Selfridge
DD Dewey

What Mandrake-san expect from a TF led by an Aso ?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 11:30:40 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 11:52:14 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Harro, pride of Japan! Idea is actuarry hit enemy-mens ships. 40 mires from Bundaberg, no CAP and Japan-mens waste sorties and
escorts with British-mens carriers only 160 mires out.

Morning Air attack on TF, near Bundaberg at 97,154

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 32 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 8
G3M2 Nell x 7
G4M1 Betty x 7

Japanese aircraft losses
G3M2 Nell: 2 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 2 damaged

Allied Ships
CL Concord
CA Canberra

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 4/11/2016 11:53:43 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Morning Air attack on TF, near Bundaberg at 97,154

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 15
G4M1 Betty x 15

Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 1 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed by flak

Allied Ships
CA Canberra
CL Concord

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