warspite1
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Mar/Apr 1940 Impulse: 9 Adolf puts in a call to Benito. Adolf Hitler: (faking friendship) "Hey Benny-Boy" Whassup?" Benito Mussolini: (faking it just as badly) "Adolf my man - how ya doin' bro?" AH :"I tell ya Duce, these Frenchies and their English Allies – they’re bustin' my balls man". BM: (inwardly laughing his head off) "Ouch, really – soz to hear that bro?" AH: "Yeah, nothing I can't handle, know what I'm Sayin'? but I could really do wiv a little diversion" BM: (suddenly not so comfortable) “Diversion?” AH: “Yeah bro, my Panzer Armies is bein' held up in Belgium 'cos the English have put their whole damn army on the continent. Well they can’t be in two places at once now can they?” BM: “Er….no, s’pose not, so?” AH: “Soooo, I need my BFFF (Best fascist friend forever) to attack those stupid English in North Africa. You’ve got those two new sexy battleships now haven’t you?” BM: (fumbling for an excuse)“Well er…. I would Adolf, you know that right? b.b.…but Littorio hasn’t come on line yet man – she’s got probs wiv her two front turrets or some %^&*, so we cannot take on the Mediterranean Fleet yet”. Then Benito suddenly has a lightbulb moment and remembers his get out of jail free card “and besides, I hear HMS Warspite is at Malta”. AH: “HMS Warspite!?!?” Adolf shrieks like a girl “Noooooooo – not the Warspite! Mein Gott – why did I ever start this stupid war?” BM: (sits back with a self-satisfied grin from ear to ear and whispers to himself as he puts the phone down) “what a schmuck”…. AH: (exasperatedly looks to the sky as he puts the phone down) “what a schmuck”…..
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