shunwick
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ORIGINAL: Zorch Unfortunately, I am not Dutch. However I did spend a week in Stockholm - perhaps that qualifies me for banning? Yes, and by MY ORDERS you can't post ever again. Stop, wait, that order must be rescinded. He just admitted to have been to Stockholm. If he was brave enough to visit Stockholm during the Winter then a man that survived that experience must be allowed to post. Such wisdom and knowledge he must posses. Or if he visited Stockholm in summer, when all the girls in Sweden blossom, then he really must be allowed to post. So, Steiner, Zorch should not only be allowed to post. He should be ordered to post! In the name of the Senate and the People of Rome, it is so ordered. Thank you Emperor Aurelian, I, as Consul, am pleased you have come around to my way of thinking. But I notice Zorch has already defied me by posting: "<mmmgggrrmmm> <gggaaawww> <uukarshs> @$#%^?!". I expect he will pay a heavy price for such defiance. Parusski, My posting was altered by sinister forces unknown to me. What I typed was "thank you sir for banning me i will never again sully this message board with my verbiage". Couldn't I be banned just a little bit? PS. I was only 17 when I visited Stockholm, if that helps. warspite1 Right. Let's put this in words that you can appreciate. Zorch, get the %^&* off this $%^&ing forum. You are banned for a total of 4 days. If you are a good boy and promise not to visit Stockholm again - and also promise never to take up Dutch citizenship, you can return on Saturday... just in time to vote in the round of the last 12 of the Doctor Who Companions beauty competition. Please use these 4 days wisely. You can tell all your friends what a rebel you are, and how tough you are - getting banned from an internet forum. They will be impressed. If Zorch has been a very bad boy, he can qualify for a discount at Madam Fifi's House of Discipline. It's austerity week... so bring your own chains and whips.... Best wishes, Steve
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