PzB74
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Joined: 10/3/2000 From: No(r)way Status: offline
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I definetly have to put my life on hold for 6 months when this baby comes out :cool: Seems like someone's planning to make this the best wargame ever :) Aka plan....here's a funny one to kill a little time with! (From Blackadder Goes Forth, General Hospital) Darling: What the general means, Blackadder, is: There's a leak. Melchett: Now `leak' is a positively disgusting word. Darling: The Germans seem to be able to anticipate our every move. We send up an aeroplane, there's a Jerry squadron parked behind the nearest cloud; we move troops to town and the Germans have bought the whole town's supply of lavatory paper. In short: A German spy is giving away every one of our battle plans. Melchett: You look surprised, Blackadder. Edmund: I certainly am, sir. I didn't realise we had any battle plans. Melchett: Well, of course we have! How else do you think the battles are directed? Edmund: Our battles are directed, sir? Melchett: Well, of course they are, Blackadder -- directed according to the Grand Plan. Edmund: Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone's dead except Field Marshal Haig, Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan? Melchett: Great Scott! (stands) Even you know it! Guard! Guard! Bolt all the doors; hammer large pieces of crooked wood against all the windows! This security leak is far worse than we'd imagined!
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"The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without" - Dwight D. Eisenhower
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