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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/20/2020 2:14:39 PM

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INP!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/20/2020 3:02:05 PM

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INP!

INP Generator

0 Insidious Numbskull Pariah
1 Immoral Nefarious Peon
2 Insipid Narcoleptic Pterosaur
3 Indiscreet Nonexistent Plagerizer
4 Imbecilic Nightmarish Panderer
5 Insane Noxious Procrastinator
6 Incontinent Nonsensical Pessimist
7 Itinerant Nettlesome Plunderer
8 Ignoble Nauseating Plebe
9 Illiterate Notorious Puppet

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/20/2020 5:23:41 PM

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Oh, good morning humans....GP

Speak for yourself, humanoid.

Ha ha ha

. The coneheads were some funny s**t.
Well, good afternoon humans....GP

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/20/2020 6:07:39 PM

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Oh, good morning humans....GP

Speak for yourself, humanoid.

Ha ha ha . The coneheads were some funny s**t.
Well, good afternoon humans....GP

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/20/2020 8:39:45 PM

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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet,the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."

Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/20/2020 9:15:32 PM

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Good evening. Let the joker keep rolling....GP

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 5:27:36 AM

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Good morning.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 10:20:39 AM

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Good morning.

Um, I forget what smart remark I was going to say. Just consider it said.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 10:45:56 AM

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Good morning.

Um, I forget what smart remark I was going to say. Just consider it said.

Good morning!

What is the first sign of old age?

I forgot!

Also known as CRS. CRS => Can't Remember $hit!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 10:57:05 AM

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Good morning.

Um, I forget what smart remark I was going to say. Just consider it said.

Good morning!

What is the first sign of old age?

I forgot!

Also known as CRS. CRS => Can't Remember $hit!

I was going to equate Forum Members to Knights of the Round Table.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 11:42:39 AM

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Good morning.

Um, I forget what smart remark I was going to say. Just consider it said.

Good morning!

What is the first sign of old age?

I forgot!

Also known as CRS. CRS => Can't Remember $hit!

I was going to equate Forum Members to Knights of the Round Table.

Just make sure that I am the phat one!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 11:43:03 AM

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There was a soldier who was carrying a liberated POW from the prison camp at Cabantuan. He fell into the ditch which was used as the camp sewer. Words were quickly spoken using the Lord's name in vain. Then the soldier said "Excuse me Father." You see, he was carrying a priest.

The priest simply said, "Son, there is a time and place for everything. This is the time and place!"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 12:34:45 PM

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Good morning humans....GP

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 12:38:10 PM

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I will post some jokes. Just have to remember where I put my joke folder. Paper one that is. CRS....GP

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 12:45:55 PM

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I will post some jokes. Just have to remember where I put my joke folder. Paper one that is. CRS....GP

You make jokes about paper?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 12:51:26 PM

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I will post some jokes. Just have to remember where I put my joke folder. Paper one that is. CRS....GP

You make jokes about paper?

I thought these days everyone does?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 12:52:43 PM

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I will post some jokes. Just have to remember where I put my joke folder. Paper one that is. CRS....GP

You make jokes about paper?

I thought these days everyone does?

See my cat pic in the GD forum.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 1:00:47 PM

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I will post some jokes. Just have to remember where I put my joke folder. Paper one that is. CRS....GP

You make jokes about paper?

I thought these days everyone does?

See my cat pic in the GD forum.

Does your cat use paper? Or just shred it at the wrong time

....GP

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 1:02:19 PM

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I will post some jokes. Just have to remember where I put my joke folder. Paper one that is. CRS....GP

You make jokes about paper?

I thought these days everyone does?

See my cat pic in the GD forum.

Does your cat use paper? Or just shred it at the wrong time ....GP

He shreds, and sheds.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 1:06:31 PM

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I will post some jokes. Just have to remember where I put my joke folder. Paper one that is. CRS....GP

You make jokes about paper?

I thought these days everyone does?

See my cat pic in the GD forum.

Does your cat use paper? Or just shred it at the wrong time ....GP

He shreds, and sheds.

Harry lets me vacum him, Sweet Pea does not care for the vacum.

They will both play with tissue from the waste basket.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 2:01:18 PM

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Laxatives sell out as hoarders try to make use of excess toilet paper

https://chaser.com.au/national/laxatives-sell-out-as-hoarders-try-to-make-use-of-excess-toilet-paper/?fbclid=IwAR3AeiJKzLxwVektQzX_qesMqbJhDyCxrVGJG7lmn95e49KWNgvV0W4_b50

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 3:47:17 PM

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My wife called me at work and asked, �Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone�s got a voodoo doll of you and they�re stabbing it?�
Sounding concerned, I replied, �No��
She responded, �How about now?�

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 4:55:38 PM

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Good Saturday afternoon - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 4:56:27 PM

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I can always count on my Thread Brothers for plenty of timely humor!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 5:14:56 PM

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Stress - the inability to choke the $hit out of someone who so desperately needs it.

Some people in the mental health field start asking if I plan on hurting anyone, other people in the mental health field laugh. If anyone gives me a funny look, I ask "Married? Have children?" Then a look of complete understanding comes over their face.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 5:25:37 PM

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A cannibal: A man who loves his fellow man
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with gravy!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 6:36:08 PM

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A cannibal: A man who loves his fellow man
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with gravy!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 7:10:40 PM

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A cannibal: A man who loves his fellow man
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with gravy!

A young cannibal boy was out with his father when they spotted a young lady bathing in a pool. The boy said "Hey dad, hit her over the head, take her home, and we can have her for supper!"

The father said "I have a better idea. I'll hit her over the head, we will take her home, and we'll have your mother for supper!"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/21/2020 9:28:03 PM

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There are plenty more paper jokes BTW