Rio Bravo
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Joined: 7/13/2013 From: Grass Valley, California Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Rio Bravo Progress Report Regarding El Lobo's Vacation El Lobo arrived at my home on September 22rd. We smoked weed, drank 3/4 of a bottle of tequila, caught-up on what each of us had been doing the past year since his last visit, and laughed until we went to bed around 4:30 a.m. The next few days we alternated days between no intoxicants to being hammered. Neither El Lobo nor myself experienced a hangover. However, the worst was still to come. Captain Haggard arrived around 3:00 p.m. on September 29th. Within fifteen minutes, Captain Haggard had a glass of red wine in hand and ushered us out onto the back deck. We quickly resolved all the current World Affair problems to efficiently dispose of such trivial matters so that we could concentrate on important matters such as smoking weed, drinking wine, shooting shots of tequila, trash talking each other and all of you, and laughing to the point that at times it took a while to complete any given sentence. Captain Haggard managed to cook and serve us a three course dinner over a three or four hour period commencing around 7:00 p.m. (we were already a bit hammered). The first course was salmon seasoned over a four day period and I believe crème cheese on some sort of dark Rye bread. About 90 minutes later, Hag served us shrimp crab-cakes with his own concocted sauce (We were substantially hammered). About 90 minutes later, Hag served us filet mignons with a salad made by the Adjutant (Hag's wife) and transported to Grass Valley via a Hellcat (we were completely destroyed). El Lobo and Captain Haggard emptied 3 1/2 bottles of wine, El Lobo had a shot of tequila from the fresh bottle Hag had brought for us, and I finished draining the tequila past the half-way point. El Lobo and I also smoked weed. We went to bed at around sunup at which time Hag was struggling to open the closet door by the front door of my home. "I asked, "What are you doing?" Hag replied, "Going to bed." I said, "You might try the back bedroom." Last night, El Lobo and Captain Haggard said they got quite happy emptying a bottle of Sake. I smoked a bit of weed. We crashed relatively early, about 1:00 a.m. Captain Haggard left this morning around 9:00 a.m. El Lobo will head back to the Bay Area on October 4th and he flies back to Thailand (his home) on October 6th. Best Regards, -Terry No pictures, no happened adarbrauner- I probably should have taken some photos of the happy crew on the back deck. If it didn't happen, I sure have some pleasant dreams. Best Regards, -Terry
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