warspite1
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ORIGINAL: rockmedic109 .....or some gal with a beard who belches, farts, picks her nose and scratches her backside. warspite1 Hey - you leave Mrs warspite alone - she's mine. I hope your Missus doesn't know your computer password ..... warspite1 It's not an issue - she can't read either.... I am beginning to think that Mrs Warspite1 is the perfect combination. Both brains and beauty. And I think you try to hide that fact from us by constantly claiming the opposite. warspite1 Well put it this way Ormster. Mrs W is 4'2, has a humpback, a clubfoot, more body hair than bubbles the monkey, but with a receding hairline and suffers with a skin condition so bad that she's known as the Singing Detective (not to her face of course). But hey, beauty's only skin deep right? Substance is what counts, mate. What's her opinion on Bismarck - sunk or scuttled? warspite1 Well in addition to being somewhat "aesthetically challenged", Mrs Warspite is not exactly well read, nor is she particularly good at explaining things, given her lack of patience and notoriously sharp tongue and even hotter temper. I did, rather absent mindedly, raise the question at the breakfast table one morning but was met with such a stream of invective that I have vowed, for the sake of my own well-being, not to bring the subject to the fore any more. Mrs Warspite's considered opinion the Bismarck question [Drags on her roll up cigarette] "Bismarck? Bismarck? What the **** is a ****** Bismarck? Eh? Just what is you ******** going on abaht nah you no good sack of ****. I ain't gonna tell you what the **** happened to no ******** Bismarck cos I don't know what the **** you're even talkin' abaht. Now, be a good boy and shut the **** up while I 'ave me fag and me hair of the dog [Burp].
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