warspite1
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10th May 1940 Yes ladies and gentlemen, Winston Spencer Churchill is back and he has a new record to mark the occasion. Buy the smash hit single 'Without Me' and celebrate Winston's homecoming. The single is now available from all good record stores price 3'6. Guess who's back, back again Winston’s back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back Guess who's back... I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Neville no more they want Winston he's chopped liver well if you want Winston, this is what I'll give ya a lot of fine speeches mixed with some hard liquor some whisky that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating when I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!) you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back, I'm in the cabinet and war dictating I had a prob with my job thanks to Gallipoli but thats in the past and not complicating So His Maj the king will now let me be or let me be me so let me see Haters tried to shut me down but Downing St it feels so empty without me So come on Adolf, my bum on your lips **** that, *** on your lips and some on your **** and get ready 'cause this ****’s about to get heavy I just settled all my past issues **** YOU ADOLF! Any similarity with Eminem's Without Me is entirely coincidental
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