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Given the preponderance of evidence, your denial of the facts simply cannot be believed. U2VS production is something you would have encouraged had not this sordid plot been discovered. It will not take long to render a verdict Little is to be gained by you bringing our glorious leader into this treacherous affair. There is little doubt who penned what documents. You will receive a fair trial here in the USSR. This is not Fascist Germany after all. @Telemecus: It seems I should better have taken a lawyer. Where is sillyflower when you need him? The defendant will rise. On the first charge, conspiracy with foreign and domestic agents to encourage continuation of the U-2VS aircraft, the court finds you guilty. On the second charge, attempting escape from the USSR, the court finds you not guilty. Despite the best efforts of NKVD interrogators, no confessions or incriminating documents could be obtained to substantiate the charge. On the third charge, authoring a document treasonous to the interests of the USSR, the court finds you not guilty. It must be conceded that the two portraits of the von Kleist individuals side by side does leave sufficient room for doubt, especially as the hats fit both so well. Upon review of the court findings, Marshal Grigory Kulik, a fair and completely impartial officer has decided that in recognition of your previous contributions to the defense of the state, few and insignificant that they were compared to the great STALIN, you may choose one of three options. 1. You may be shot at dawn 2. You may be hanged at dawn Or…you may accept the opportunity to purge your crime with blood. In these extraordinary times we need more men in the trenches. You will be reduced in rank to a level commensurate with your new leadership role (that of course I will handle). Against all odds, should you survive this assignment, your guilty verdict will be expunged with consideration towards restoring you to your previous rank. You are required to choose one of these options immediately so we can make arrangements for either a firing squad, a hangman, or a car to transport you to your new unit. Signed in the name of Marshal Kulik Ivan I. Ivanov Chief of the Military Tribunal This is what really happened to EwaldvonKleist https://archive.org/details/MontyPythonExecutionInRussia
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