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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 6:39:06 PM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

As I stated, I would gladly sit at that table and have the ladies move them for me . . .

Unless hand-to-hand combat occurs.

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 6:39:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MrRoadrunner

This has gotten beyond creepy.

RR
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Funny, that is what the judge told my friend....


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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 6:39:57 PM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

As I stated, I would gladly sit at that table and have the ladies move them for me . . .
warspite1

Then all I can say is you are a strange commander-in-chief. You think Napoleon was happy to have Berthier move his units to destruction just because he wore a little black dress?? Sorry but I want more from a chief of staff than a come hither smile, luxurious locks and a little black number.


Mrs. Warspite is gone, you can speak freely now...

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 6:41:49 PM   
RangerJoe


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Status: offline 		Okay, I would gladly help them remove those little black dresses . . .

At the present time, there is no Mrs. RangerJoe.

Joe


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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 6:59:43 PM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Okay, I would gladly help them remove those little black dresses . . .

At the present time, there is no Mrs. RangerJoe.

Joe


You can have the LBD, I'll settle for what's underneath.

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 7:19:02 PM   
RangerJoe


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Status: offline 		I never said that I did not want what is underneath. But yes, if I also remove their undergarments, if any, you can have them . . .

I did get used to sleeping with two females every night on a full sized bed . . .

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 7:25:52 PM   
Zovs


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Status: offline 		She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had ed
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then...)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She stripped away
Her ranchid poncho
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(actually, I was very busy then)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
Is that a real poncho... i mean
Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?
Hmmm... no foolin ...

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 7:27:38 PM   
Zovs


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that was frank by the way...

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 7:38:46 PM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

I never said that I did not want what is underneath. But yes, if I also remove their undergarments, if any, you can have them . . .

I did get used to sleeping with two females every night on a full sized bed . . .

canine or feline?

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 7:41:25 PM   
Orm


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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 7:43:44 PM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: Orm

Que?

Que sera sera.

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 7:49:34 PM   
MrRoadrunner


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ORIGINAL: Zovs

She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had ed
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then...)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She stripped away
Her ranchid poncho
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(actually, I was very busy then)
And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
Is that a real poncho... i mean
Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?
Hmmm... no foolin ...


Mr. Zappa
Sorely missed musical genius.
Me and the pygmy pony.

RR

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 7:50:24 PM   
RangerJoe


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quote:

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

I never said that I did not want what is underneath. But yes, if I also remove their undergarments, if any, you can have them . . .

I did get used to sleeping with two females every night on a full sized bed . . .

Zorch

canine or feline?


Feline.

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 7:50:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Zorch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Orm

Que?

Que sera sera.


What ever will be, will be.

RR

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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 9:44:49 PM   
Zap


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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 9:45:54 PM   
Orm


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RE: Hello - 8/26/2019 9:57:58 PM   
Zap


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ORIGINAL: MrRoadrunner

This has gotten beyond creepy.

RR



The result of me listening to Frank Zappa as a youth. Brain cells twisted in the wrong direction.

< Message edited by Zap -- 8/26/2019 10:23:39 PM >

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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 1:00:17 AM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: Zap

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ORIGINAL: MrRoadrunner

This has gotten beyond creepy.

RR



The result of me listening to Frank Zappa as a youth. Brain cells twisted in the wrong direction.

At least you still have brain cells.




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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 1:39:23 AM   
RangerJoe


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. . . Basic errors here ladies, basic, dare I say, school boy errors.


Warspite1 needs to check his genders. Ladies are not boys so they can not make school boy errors. Those ladies can help the school boys make errors . . .

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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 7:19:00 AM   
warspite1


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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

quote:

. . . Basic errors here ladies, basic, dare I say, school boy errors.


Warspite1 needs to check his genders. Ladies are not boys so they can not make school boy errors. Those ladies can help the school boys make errors . . .
warspite1

A 'school boy error' is a simple saying old boy.


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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 10:23:50 AM   
Zorch

 

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

quote:

. . . Basic errors here ladies, basic, dare I say, school boy errors.


Warspite1 needs to check his genders. Ladies are not boys so they can not make school boy errors. Those ladies can help the school boys make errors . . .
warspite1

A 'school boy error' is a simple saying old boy.


'old boy' is an oxymoron.

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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 11:33:54 AM   
Zovs


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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 1:06:33 PM   
RangerJoe


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Spam is great fried on bread with mayonnaise.

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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 1:38:05 PM   
Orm


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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 1:53:22 PM   
Zovs


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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 1:54:18 PM   
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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 6:19:24 PM   
Zorch

 

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Spam should be banned from this forum.

We must define Spam in order to ban it.
I know spam when I see it, but I can't define it.

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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 10:16:05 PM   
Zovs


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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 10:40:59 PM   
Zap


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RE: Hello - 8/27/2019 11:00:19 PM   
Zorch

 

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definition= a load of Bull&*%# sent through electronic means

Can it also be cow****? Or horse****? There is a universe of **** out there!

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