RFalvo69
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Joined: 7/11/2013 From: Lamezia Terme (Italy) Status: offline
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[NOTE: I wrote the following while I was drunk. It could have been longer, but, since I don't plan to get drunk again soon, here it is.] What do all those propaganda promises actually mean? What the very title of a game can tell you about it? What follows is a brief FAQ written as a guide for those who are just approaching the noble art of wargaming! Turn based - AGC will not move a tank until it is clear how AGN is doing. Continuous time - Stop’n’Go. WEGO - Up in the air. Unparalleled detail! - More detail on the XVI Panzer Division than ever its commander bothered to learn. Unparalleled logistical detail! - The XVI Kitchen Sink Battalion is in the game. Unparalleled OOBs’ research! - Tigers actually fight T-34/85 with air and artillery cover, but you only hear BOOOMS and see the result. Innovative! - The Germans have one extra mechanised phase. Card driven! - No Kasserine until you draw it. Reworked UI! - Same buttons, different places. Reworked AI! - Same level, different mistakes. Intuitive! - Trivial. Streamlined! - Left click moves, right click attacks. Accessible! - Graphic counters option. Moddable! - Graphic counters coming up! Balanced! - Fixed. Based on the most modern research... - Midway: three rowboats vs. two bathtubs. Award Winning! - Reviewers were so in awe with the game that no one actually tried it. 600+ pages printed manual! - ...Obliterated by the first patch! The most realistic ETO... - France WILL fall. ...On a map covering... - ...From Spain to the Urals and from Norway to North Africa. You decide! - Poland, then France, then Barbarossa. Band of... - Tactical, Normandy to the Elbe. Beaches of Blood - Tactical, the PTO. Streets of... - Stalingrad. Guderian’s... - Either Smolensk or Typhoon. Rommel’s... - Either Gazala or Kasserine. Crisis at Dinant! - Where?? Monty's... - Either El Alamein or Market Garden. Zhukov’s... - 1944 onward. Patton’s... - The Bulge. Highway to... - Market Garden, what else? The Road to... - Eastern Front. The Red God of... - Uranus The Last... - Either Kursk or the Bulge. The Tigers are burning! - Either Kursk or the Bulge. Uncommon... - US Marines vs. everything else. Forgotten... - Either Korea or anything Manstein. Decision at... - ...Basically everywhere. Something of Iron - WWI Next... - Already surpassed by the times. Full campaign and smaller scena... - Das_Reich_1962 vs. ProstaticFlame's full campaign AAR coming up! It is suggested to play the small scenario fir... - Das_Reich_1962 vs. ProstaticFlame's full campaign AAR coming up! AI assisted! - You can see how the AI f**cs up, live! Abstract Air War - Guernica. Now on Steam! - Wasted on the heathens.
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"Yes darling, I served in the Navy for eight years. I was a cook..." "Oh dad... so you were a God-damned cook?" (My 10 years old daughter after watching "The Hunt for Red October")
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