Von Rom
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ORIGINAL: Og Boy, this really makes me wonder...I mean do I want to be in the same club as two fat middle-aged men. What if a female sees me playing this? Will I ever have sex again? yours Jiro Just tell any prospective females you meet that you will soon be taking command of one of the most important theatres of war in all of history; where millions of lives, where many desperate battles, and where thousands of ships and aircraft will all hang in the balance, and where your every command will be of vital importance to the outcome of one of the most titanic struggles ever to occur in the Pacific. . . They will soon be swooning at your feet, oh Mighty One. . . Doubt that. They'd be far more likely to swoon if you could carry on an intelligent conversion concerning ER's Dr. Korday "slut factor" balancing act between two suiters......... Of course, the trick here is not to let those females know it's just a computer game. To pull this off successfully, wargamers may need to purchase a uniform, cover it with lots of braid and medals, and strut about the house shouting: "Set carriers on 'Don't React', 'tell those pilots to get more training', and 'remind me to take submarines off computer control' . . ."
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