Fishbed
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Joined: 11/21/2005 From: Beijing, China - Paris, France Status: offline
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Tokyo, CNN (Comprehensive News Network) TV studios, Evening News "...definitely these SNLF guys are smelly people with no manners, and while bombs still fall all over the place, well that's all these monkey deserve on their sandy dot - hey back off you jerk!.....ouch!..... Well ahem as you see morale is high as always, with no room for defeat. Ah, Tokugawa's ghost kills me if it's not them coming back! Something is heading my way, I have to get into the shelter. Kokyo Mogami, CNN, back to you Tokyo, BANZAIIIII! krshhhhhhhhhh BAOUM krshhhhhhhhh" - Mogami-chan, Mogami-chan, do you hear us? Looks like a problem with the satellite... Yes terrible situation now in Otori-Shima, nearly daily bombed by the despicable imperialist forces. We will wait for the attack to be over before getting back to our special reporter Kokyo Mogami reporting now from Otori-Shima, shiny glorious outpost of our brilliant civilization! [CNN gingle while the camera get backwards and the presentator, Harama Chezdajezaru, turns herself and her long legs to face today's interviewed expert] Admiral Paukushawa of the Imperial Navy Headquarters is our today's guest for this evening Southern Seas special. Your opinion about the situation of our TV crew over there, Paukushawa-sama? - Well like my Uncle would say, I guess Mogami-kun is, according to our technical military glossary, in a deep brown dirty sh*t right now, but well, you know what she can sometimes manage to do with her body. Anyway, you know she smells the way GIs seem to like it, there should be no problem. Big tits help anyway. - Ahem [glancing at the camera trying to make them understand thay'd better cut certain passages for the forthcoming broadcast]. Well thanks for the technical statement. Time for us to reach our official online bookmaker for the last odds about the upcoming Bornean challenge between the magnificient Nihon Kaigun Tigers and the West Coast pirates. Laurent-sensei, do you hear me? How's today's activity about the odds of each side? - Good evening I hear you perfectly Chezdajezaru darling [*Sigh* Harama thinks, these Frenchmen are so romantic]. Well everything is ok over there, and shine like a thousand katana blades. Internet activity is hot tonight with bets coming from all over the world for the upcoming confrontation that certainly will be a finale to be remembered. Some sources believe audience will be as high as a Football World Cup broadcast, we are confident, even if tonight's show is somewhat hampered by the 24/7 special broadcasts on every channel since the Normandy Landing two days ago, where both sides are giving a great show. - What about the odds Laurent-sensei? - Good for the glory of the Empire. My own pronostic was something like a slight advantage to the opposing force when it comes to dead planes everywhere - you know how our team offensive capabilities can be somewhat weak thanks to the new Corsair team defending the US goals - but the announcement made some hours ago about the commitment of the battlewagons surely tended to make the odds shift in Japan's favor. I would say 2 to 1 for Japan, but a draw would still be a positive result for the national team. - Any reaction from the betters? - We're receiving a lot of SMS over there, from cellular phones all over the Empire. Here are some comments: "U are gonna kick some a$$ U PzB bloke, I did bet a Sake bottle on your head, make me loose that and I'll kick you in the nut$!" written by some Yamashita, from Harbin, Madchoukuo; "You're a real friend PzB-san, get me some more work old bean" by an anonymous sender in Bethpage, NY state; "Everytime people talk about Balikpapan I can't help getting soooooooooo excited, do you have any pic of PzB naked? God Im sorry Im feeling so hot" by Nikademusha, Pluto (didn't know they had cellular relays up there). Apparently, everyone is expecting a lot from this encounter, and we shouldn't get surprised if the audience blows the ceilings tomorrow! Laurent for CNN, back to you now honey! - Well thanks Laurent [facing the guest now]. Any comment from you Paukushawa-sama? - All I can tell you for now is that our team coach is such a bad-a$$ you never know what kind of witty and sneaky plot he is planning back in his secret headquarters surrounded with his dozen submissed concubines. Fear the blade and the powder I can tell you it's gonna rock, maybe even twice like that time when Mogami-kun happened to come with her short skirt to my place last summer, with cherrytree flowers all over the area... The difference is that you don't sh*g PzB just like you'd sh*g Mogami-kun, I can tell you. Moreover... - Well we get the picture I believe Admiral, thanks. Time now for the weather forecast!"
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