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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/11/2005 2:22:02 PM   
mc3744


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ORIGINAL: rhondabrwn

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ORIGINAL: kaleun

Not in this forum.
Are there any women here?
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ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Yep "Dead Man Walking"
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ORIGINAL: Mr.Frag

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women just don't matter...


You just signed your own death warrant with that statement.




Yes, and I agree... you guys definitely don't understand women

Of course, as we like to say: "the only difference between men and boys... is the price of their toys"


Are you telling us that you are a woman?

Playing WitP?!?

For real?!?!?!


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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/11/2005 3:46:38 PM   
PeteG662


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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/11/2005 3:54:17 PM   
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Yes, Rhonda is the only woman I have seen on these threads.


Rhonda has said there is (or used to be) another woman on the board. I think Rhonda is a historian. Not sure if she plays WITP. (Hello, Rhonda, do you play WITP?)

Acutally, i think she is probably trying to document our strangeness on this board for future historians...

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/11/2005 4:55:56 PM   
mutterfudder

 

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"A women wants a man who will take care of her every need.
A Man wants every women to take care of his one need."

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/11/2005 5:41:12 PM   
DeepSix


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Q - Do you know how a man and a beer bottle are alike?
A - They're both empty from the neck up


Thanks - tip your waiters; I'm here all week....

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/11/2005 5:46:25 PM   
Ron Saueracker


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Status: offline 		My best friend's favourite joke when he is having women troubles...

Q: Why do women wear makeup and such?
A: Because they are ugly and they stink!

Does wonders for him!

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/11/2005 6:00:00 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Yes. As far as predicting the behaviour of women do this.

List all practical options to a situation which requires a resposne. Now logically examine pros and cons and expected outcomes for each option. Be sure to meticulously weight each option with a probability. You may find a mathematical game theory formula useful for this.

Now, when you are done with this, flush it all down the porcelain facility, and spin rapidly around in circles chanting "My mother told me......". When you get to the end of the rhyme..STOP...after you are done throwing up, if you are pointing North, then option 1 is likely, East then option 2 etc etc. I have found this has about a 25% chance of predicting behaviour when their are four options. Of course, some of the options are so devious and/or irrational you will not have thought of them.

Hope this helps.

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/12/2005 2:14:05 AM   
Charles2222


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ORIGINAL: rhondabrwn

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ORIGINAL: kaleun

Not in this forum.
Are there any women here?
quote:

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

Yep "Dead Man Walking"
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ORIGINAL: Mr.Frag

quote:

women just don't matter...


You just signed your own death warrant with that statement.




Yes, and I agree... you guys definitely don't understand women

Of course, as we like to say: "the only difference between men and boys... is the price of their toys"


Can we come up with a male equivalent? Try this: The only difference between women and girls, is the price of their pearls?

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/12/2005 2:19:11 AM   
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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/12/2005 2:19:56 AM   
Williamb

 

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"How did your date go rroberson ?

RR - "SHE SANK MY BATTLESHIP !"

"dammit rob have to either give up WITP or find something else that floats your boat"

RR - "Yeah but she kept asking my about my 16 inchers"

Yeah Rob but I bet she was built like a flat top"

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/12/2005 2:24:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Black Cat

The above gets the first" Black Cat Award" for the most incomprehensible post that has nothing to do with WITP.


?

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/12/2005 2:49:04 AM   
RUPD3658


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Status: offline 		I challenge any man to find a woman who understands women.

If they can't even understand eachother how are we supposed to?

All I know is that giving flowers to my wife at random times throught the year keep my life from being a living hell. Don't know why it works. I figure it is the same reason I change the oil in my car. If you don't do it very now and then bad things happen.

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/12/2005 3:56:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Black Cat

The above gets the first" Black Cat Award" for the most incomprehensible post that has nothing to do with WITP.

It has everything to do with WitP - "women is the pits."

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/12/2005 5:11:04 AM   
denisonh


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ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

I challenge any man to find a woman who understands women.

If they can't even understand eachother how are we supposed to?

All I know is that giving flowers to my wife at random times throught the year keep my life from being a living hell. Don't know why it works. I figure it is the same reason I change the oil in my car. If you don't do it very now and then bad things happen.


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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 12:57:53 AM   
ravinhood


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Status: offline 		Women are like hurricanes you know.

When they come, they are wet and wild, when the leave they take your house and car with them. ;)

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 1:04:47 AM   
marky


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Women are like hurricanes you know.

When they come, they are wet and wild, when the leave they take your house and car with them. ;)


lol!

truer words have not been spoken

then theres this 1=

"chicks are like celllfones, they like to b talked to and held, but if u press the wrong button, ull be disconnected"


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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 1:07:41 AM   
marky


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ORIGINAL: Jaws43

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ORIGINAL: marky

U ROOKIES!

i understand women


Are you GAY??



god NO lolz

i got nufin against them but being gay is definitely not for me

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 1:09:16 AM   
marky


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Status: offline 		that reminds me of wat the great churchill said once...

or so i heard

Lady astor said to winston churchill - if u were my husband id put poison in your coffee to which he replied...

Madam if i were your husband i would DRINK IT

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 1:11:50 AM   
33Vyper


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Status: offline 		is it just me or did I hear a banjo start playing....this thread is starting to remind me of Deliverance.

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 1:25:01 AM   
marky


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ORIGINAL: 33Vyper

is it just me or did I hear a banjo start playing....this thread is starting to remind me of Deliverance.



lol

why is that?

dun da dun dun dun dun dun

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 1:41:42 AM   
freeboy

 

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 2:05:17 AM   
Titanwarrior89


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Status: offline 		They win in court more! Found that out with my ex. My wife now keeps my back up copy of WITP, says she'll destory it if i screw up. So i'am walking the straight and narrow.

A man should not be placed under that kind of pressure, and she's just talking about the dishes!

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 2:29:45 AM   
marky


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ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

They win in court more! Found that out with my ex. My wife now keeps my back up copy of WITP, says she'll destory it if i screw up. So i'am walking the straight and narrow.

A man should not be placed under that kind of pressure, and she's just talking about the dishes!



u need a special op to rescue it from her clutches

where is the 1st marine raider battalion?

o here they are

hang in there theyre on their way...



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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 2:48:44 AM   
madmickey

 

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Status: offline 		Men are always wrong, women are always right. You ask your lady what she wants for Christmas she looks at you like you are an idiot, you buy her something and she looks at you like why did you ever purchase, this you must of know what I wanted. Of course she bought you a talking fish from the dumb presents for men store.

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 4:07:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: marky

that reminds me of wat the great churchill said once...

or so i heard

Lady astor said to winston churchill - if u were my husband id put poison in your coffee to which he replied...

Madam if i were your husband i would DRINK IT



ROFLMAO! that was funny. ;)

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 2:50:53 PM   
DeepSix


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Status: offline 		Churchill always had a zinger at the ready, and his sparring matches with Lady Astor are famous (although sometimes I doubt if every one-liner attributed to him is true).

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 3:15:54 PM   
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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/14/2005 6:57:51 PM   
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And never go shopping with women..


ROTFL !!!

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RE: OT- Anyone understand women? - 2/15/2005 3:08:01 AM   
RUPD3658


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ORIGINAL: c00k1e

And never go shopping with women..





This is because men are hunters and women are gatherers. We know what we want, stalk it, kill it, and go home. Women have to gather everything they can. It is genetic.

Now the worst thing about your scenario is that she will say that the $876 worth of stuff was on sale from $1500 so you should be happy that she SAVED $624. I was never good at math but this one always baffles me.

The best quote I heard on this topic was that a man will pay $2 for a $1 that he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she does not.

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