SpitfireIX
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ORIGINAL: Mogami
Mr. Hands: Hi kids! It's time for the Mr. Bill Show!
Mr. Bill: Yay!
Mr. Hands: Say Mr. Bill, I see you've bought War in the Pacific.
Mr. Bill: Yes, I'm gonna play by email and have lots of fun!
Mr. Hands: Hey Mr. Bill, PBEM opponent Sluggo is here to set up game.
Mr. Bill: Ohh, he's gonna be mean to me!
Mr. Hands: Come now, Mr. Bill. Your PBEM opponent Sluggo is your FRIEND. First, he's going to set the house rules.
Mr. Bill: Ohhhhhh no!
Mr. Hands: Say Mr. Bill, Look who's here. It's your dog Spot
Mr. Bill: Yeah Hi Spot
Mr. Hands: Sluggo says he will put your disk in the drive. (closes drive door on Spot squashing him)
Mr. Bill: I don't think you're a friend Mr. Hands all you do is let Sluggo be mean to me.
Mr. Hands: Oh you better watch out for enemy ASW .
Mr. Bill: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooo!
Mr. Hands: Your carrier TF has been spotted by Sluggo's patrol planes and guess what? you forgot to take your airgroups off of training.
Mr. Bill: OHHHHhhhhhhhNNNOoooooo!!
Mr. Hands: Hey look your supply lines are cut.
Mr. Bill: Ohhhhhhhh nnooooo!
Mr. Hands: Sluggo says he's made auto victory.
Mr. Bill: Ohhhhh! you are all being mean to me.
Mr. Hands: Come now, Mr. Bill. Your PBEM opponent Sluggo is just trying to have fun and play historicly.
Mr. Bill: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNOOOOOOOo!
Mr. Hands: Well kids, that's all for now. See ya next week, when Mr. Bill plays Scenario 15!
Mr. Hands: Hi, Kids! It's time for the Mr. Bill Show. In this week's episode, Mr. Bill joins the Seabees.
Mr. Bill: Yay!
Mr. Hands: Okay, Seaman Bill, you need to use your shovel to fill in that bomb crater in the landing strip, so we can make it nice and level for our bombers to use.
Mr. Bill: Aye, aye, sir! (moves shovel full of dirt)
Mr. Hands: Oh, look, Seaman Bill, it's CPO Sluggo, and he's brought a steamroller to help you!
Mr. Bill: Oh, I don't like him--he's mean to me.
Mr. Hands: Come on now, Seaman Bill--we're all in this together. Now get back to work.
Mr. Bill: Aye, aye, sir.
Mr. Hands: Uh-oh--look out, Seaman Bill--CPO Sluggo is coming to flatten the dirt--you'd better get out of the way!
Mr. Bill: OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mr. Hands: Uh-oh--too late. Tune in next week, when Mr. Bill joins the Tank Corps.
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"I know Japanese. He is very bad. And tricky. But we Americans too smart. We catch him and give him hell."
--Benny Sablan, crewman, USS Enterprise 12/7/41
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