Cap Mandrake
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SCENE: USN PT Boat Base, Townsville, June 3, 1942 <a sheepish junior officer climbs off the lead PT boat to report to his visibly angry CO> Lt. Commander Swanson, USN: "Lt., would you mind explaining to me what the Hell you are doing in my PT Boat Base? Am I confused? Did I not issue orders for your flotilla to deploy to Deboyne Island? Did you lose your map?" Lt. Gaskins: "Sir, no. Sir, the maps were excellent sir" Lt. Commander Swanson, USN: "Perhaps you have a complaint with the boats the taxpayers and the USN supplied you?" Lt. Gaskins: "Sir, no Sir. The boats performed flawlessly." Lt. Commander Swanson, USN: "Well, what is it son. I am waiting." Lt. Gaskins: "Well, sir, when we performed a weapons check about 140 mi south of Deboyne, we discovered an irregularity." Lt. Commander Swanson, USN: "Irregularity? Irregularity? What is it son? I have a war to run." Lt. Gaskins: "Well sir...sir <he looks downward, voice trailing off> we found fishing poles instead of torpedoes in the toprpeo tubes on two of the boats" Lt. Commander Swanson, USN: "FISHING POLES? <a perplexed look comes over his face, followed after some seconds by a look of astonishment>.................. MILO"
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