Terminus
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Joined: 4/23/2005 From: Denmark Status: offline
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Calm before the storm...? Anyway, the reason that women are the stronger of the sexes: The other day, I was talking to the Polish girl in my business school class. It was the day after Easter break had ended, and since she's Catholic, she'd been home in Poland to spend the holiday with her family. 16 hour trip by car each way. Now, because of said 16 hour car trip, she's having trouble sitting still on her chair in the class room, and because it's a warm day, she's wearing a tank top. A low-cut tank top. The equation: Attractive Polish girl + warm day + low-cut tank top = her breasts jiggling up and down = me staring at her chest instead of her face while she's talking to me. Mind you, it's not like I'm ashamed of it, any more than a shark would be ashamed of eating a surfer. It can't help itself, and neither could I or any other man. The thing is, though, that I could actually hear my synaptic processes grinding to a halt, and afterwards I couldn't remember two words of her story about the trip. Robin Williams said it in one of his shows: "God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time". Now, if God had only given us a toggle switch, so we could actually decide which one to run at a time, but He didn't. Oh, He made the switch, but He gave it to the women instead. And that's why women are the stronger sex. They hold the toggle switch.
< Message edited by Terminus -- 4/30/2006 4:15:23 PM >
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