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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 1:18:13 AM

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An oldie but a goodie. I heard Robin Williams do it on stage once; not live, obviously, on DVD...

My favorite Robin Williams bit was the pseudo-Shakespeare...with "ah, my sister Hernia, what news?" and all that...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 1:18:41 AM

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So that's me for today... See you guys on the morrow!

Aww....and just before I came in too.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 1:19:34 AM

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quick where's my gun .........

Need to kill this thread soon .......

You cant kill The One and Glorious Tread with a mere gun...silly interloper.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 1:58:50 AM

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Depends whether it's the Golden Gun or not ... One shot, one kill

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 2:41:18 AM

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Depends whether it's the Golden Gun or not ... One shot, one kill

I dont want to see your so called "golden gun". Now zip your pants back up and behave yourself.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 2:42:21 AM

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*pre-commute tithe.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 2:48:00 AM

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*pre-commute tithe.

Silly MST person.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 2:52:51 AM

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*pre-commute tithe.

Silly MST person.

Yup. At least there is no snow today. Plus, ONLY 24 HOURS UNTIL THE WEEKEND.

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 2:55:32 AM

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Good evening all. I must go input a turn for Terminus

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 4:16:15 AM

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Good evening all. I must go input a turn for Terminus

Good luck.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 4:28:16 AM

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Ooooooo.

This is soooo...ninja.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061019/ap_on_sc/cloak_of_invisibility

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 4:50:36 AM

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U.S. law enforcement officials on Wednesday said a crackdown on Internet child pornography has resulted in the arrest of 125 people nationwide, including police officers, high school teachers, and a federal border patrol agent.
Those arrested are accused of using a commercial Web site to access videos and images of hard-core pornography involving children as young as infants engaged in sexual activities with adults, according to federal officials.

Anyone for a summary execution by firing squad law?

Too quick and painless. I prefer public stoning.

Drawing and quartering, disembowelling, burning at the stake...

and then shot

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 4:51:40 AM

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U.S. law enforcement officials on Wednesday said a crackdown on Internet child pornography has resulted in the arrest of 125 people nationwide, including police officers, high school teachers, and a federal border patrol agent.
Those arrested are accused of using a commercial Web site to access videos and images of hard-core pornography involving children as young as infants engaged in sexual activities with adults, according to federal officials.

Anyone for a summary execution by firing squad law?

Too quick and painless. I prefer public stoning.

And in NJ too. Any chance you know any of these scumbags?

Haven't seen the list of names yet. I have made a few arrests for kiddie porn on people's computers but never had to deal with a molester. Freakiest I have had to deal with was a guy we nicknamed "Spider man". He had a thing for women's feet. His MO was to tell women that a spider just crawled into their shoe. When they would take the shoe off he would start rubbing their feet and himself. I managed to conduct a 90 minute interview with a straight face. Got the guy to confess to very case we had plus a few that had not yet been reported.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 4:54:03 AM

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By the way....

I was brousing around "up north" and noticed something. It seems that the Russian pilot names are much more diverse than Allied and especially Japanese. What's more, is that they are actually realistic, unlike the prevalent western perception of Russian names, which is to think of a stupid-sounding word and add "ski" at th end. Nor are all of them the names of RL Russian commanders ane famous people. In fact, most are not. It is also remarkable that I have come across a few name that were Baltic and a few asian ones (from the -stans).

How does that come about? Are western and Japanese names harder to come up with than Russian ones? Where does that database come from anyway? Is Martix secretly run from Moscow?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 4:56:18 AM

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Haven't seen the list of names yet. I have made a few arrests for kiddie porn on people's computers but never had to deal with a molester. Freakiest I have had to deal with was a guy we nicknamed "Spider man". He had a thing for women's feet. His MO was to tell women that a spider just crawled into their shoe. When they would take the shoe off he would start rubbing their feet and himself. I managed to conduct a 90 minute interview with a straight face. Got the guy to confess to very case we had plus a few that had not yet been reported.

And then the nice judge said "be a good boy and run along now"?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 4:56:26 AM

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My wife is 35 and I am pushing 39 so I doubt we will have any more children.

...or sex.

With 2 kids I doubt I will have the energy for a while anyway.

At 36 I get to cash her in for two 18 year olds.

Hi honey I didn't see you there....no really ....I was kidding....really.....put the frying pan down........ (thunk!)

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 4:58:10 AM

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Haven't seen the list of names yet. I have made a few arrests for kiddie porn on people's computers but never had to deal with a molester. Freakiest I have had to deal with was a guy we nicknamed "Spider man". He had a thing for women's feet. His MO was to tell women that a spider just crawled into their shoe. When they would take the shoe off he would start rubbing their feet and himself. I managed to conduct a 90 minute interview with a straight face. Got the guy to confess to very case we had plus a few that had not yet been reported.

And then the nice judge said "be a good boy and run along now"?

He did so many he actually got time.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 4:59:12 AM

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My wife is 35 and I am pushing 39 so I doubt we will have any more children.

...or sex.

With 2 kids I doubt I will have the energy for a while anyway.

At 36 I get to cash her in for two 18 year olds.

Hi honey I didn't see you there....no really ....I was kidding....really.....put the frying pan down........ (thunk!)

What would you do with 2 18 year olds? All they do is b!tch, and whine and want Gucci and Prada and stuff. And who's gonna pay for college?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 5:00:38 AM

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He did so many he actually got time.

I'm actually shocked that he didnt get kicked in the face more often than not. With some women from Jersey I know.....

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 5:01:48 AM

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What's more, is that they are actually realistic, unlike the prevalent western perception of Russian names, which is to think of a stupid-sounding word and add "ski" at th end

You can also add "osovich" or "osova" to the end to make it sound Russian. "Ski" is Polish.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 5:04:47 AM

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He did so many he actually got time.

I'm actually shocked that he didnt get kicked in the face more often than not. With some women from Jersey I know.....

He had a thing for fat black women with "Nice feet". I agree that it is a miricle he did not get pounded. We had a long discussion about what constitued "nice feet".

Guy would have made a great shoe salesman if he had only used his fetish for good.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 5:06:44 AM

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What's more, is that they are actually realistic, unlike the prevalent western perception of Russian names, which is to think of a stupid-sounding word and add "ski" at th end

You can also add "osovich" or "osova" to the end to make it sound Russian. "Ski" is Polish.

"ich" isnt very Russian either. Its origins are in eastern Europe....and 99% of names that end with "a" refer to a female....but thats just details.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 5:10:42 AM

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He had a thing for fat black women with "Nice feet". I agree that it is a miricle he did not get pounded. We had a long discussion about what constitued "nice feet".

Guy would have made a great shoe salesman if he had only used his fetish for good.

Wow. That really is a miracle. This guy should have been kicked within an inch of his life on his first attempt.

Not asking for any privilidged information or anything, but why would law enforcement or even procesution care about what constitutes "nice feet"? Or were you just screwing around with the guy?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 5:16:41 AM

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I had already gotten him to confess and decided to have a little fun with the guy. I asked him things like if toe nail fungus or foot odor would be a turn off. My secratary, who had to transcribe the interview, is still mad at me for this.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 5:17:40 AM

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I had already gotten him to confess and decided to have a little fun with the guy. I asked him things like if toe nail fungus or foot odor would be a turn off. My secratary, who had to transcribe the interview, is still mad at me for this.

Were you trying to turn him on or something?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 11:55:23 AM

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Glory to the Thread.......

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 2:08:39 PM

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Tithe...

It's Friday.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 2:16:12 PM

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TTTIFFF...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 2:33:04 PM

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Afternoon all. Just had the most boring night at work ever, in fact it was the most boring night ever ever

Also, not forgetting tithe to the thread

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RE: The Thread!!! - 10/20/2006 2:33:46 PM

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But you lived through it...

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