Onime No Kyo
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ORIGINAL: RUPD3658 I am an idiot. I am working OT on an alcohol/disorderly conduct patrol and tried to stop a 19 year old kid for pissing in public. The kid runs on me and like a grey hound chasing a rabbit, before I know what I am doing, I run after him. I manage to keep up with him and actually close the distance after 2 blocks (which suprizes the hell out of me since I am twice his age and a good 90lb heavier) and try to grab him. I miss and end up hitting the pavement. Fortunetly 10 years of martial arts has taught me how to roll so I only end up with 2 sprained fingers, a rip in my brand new pants (1st night I wore them) and 2 really badly scraped knees. I am so pissed off that I get back up and finally catch the kid a block later. He tries to resist but after being "Directed into a suppopt beam of a house" (nice way of saying body slammed-I do have 90lb on him ) I get him cuffed and under control. As I sit here writing my report and startring to fell the pain I can't help but ask "Why didn't I just let him go?". I am too old for this but I will have mucho bragging rights with the young officers that the old fart in the Bureau can still catch people. Good job sir.   Was the support beam damaged any when you introduced him to it? I'm recently enough out of college that I can still vividly recall the true depths of human stupidity...and so there is no mistake, college students and soldiers on their first leave are perfect examples of the depth of human stupidity. From the realm of the deepest, darkest depths comes this little tale. A friend of mine and his GF were driving home after a party. Both of them were four sheets to the wind, as it were. My genius of a friend decides that a rather deserted looking spot along the road is a perfect place to take a quiet tinkle. As he's standing there doing his thing, a police car pulled up with lights flashing. The cop walked up to my friend, gently put his hand on his shoulder, spun him around and calmly inquired about just what the hell he was doing. My friend looked him straight in the eye and said "nuthin, sir"...this was with his willie hanging out of his fly and merrily spraying the ground at the officer's feet. The officer seemed to have been so touched by my friend's sincerity, either that or laughing too hard to actually cite him, that he asked his GF (who was sitting in the car pretending not to be drunk) to take the gentleman home immediately. I dont know how many Nassau county cops you know RUPD, but next time you see one, tell him thank Thread they have a sense if humor, because if it were me in place of that officer, I would have thrown so many charges at him that he would have forgotten how to pee.
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