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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:13:46 PM

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There is always Hollywood Texan.

"Wa shooot pardner, that dearned fella is just bout as fidgity as a possum in a pack of hounds. YEEEHA!"

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:21:15 PM

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Other crazy, unbelievable portrayals by Hollywood:

Hollywood: Geek wins football game with last second goal and gets beautiful girl.

Reality: Geek wins football game with last second goal and gets massive bruising from getting congratulated by 5 linemen, then has to fend off the hormone-crazed assaults of the fat girls' club.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:34:32 PM

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"I'm so sorry, he's from Barcelona..."

�My English is very good! I learn it from a book!�

You mean, �My English is very good! I learn it from a boooooooook!�

...

"Dra-gon-fly!"

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:40:38 PM

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Oh the horror!

I was in my front garden raising the Union Flag in order that I might salute it and the picture of HRH Queen Elizabeth II that I keep next to it. Two ruffians were on the corner of the street. I could tell they were up to no good, neither of them was wearing a bowler hat! Such incorrect standards of clothing immediatly alerted me tht they were up to no good. Just as I was about to accost them a vehicle pulled up with blacked out windows, one of the rear windows was rolled down and a terrible scene unfolded in front of my very eyes. An individual leant out of the open window shouting 'Your theories regarding the European Union, particulary the viabilty of a single currency is deeply flawed!' The vehicle then sped off, travelling at least 32 mph in a 30 mph speed zone.

The police are indicating it could be part of the growing gang culture in the UK. The suspects are being featured on Crimewatch, and are believed to be highly dangerous.

*HRH* Queen Elizabeth II??? HER ROYAL HIGHNESS??? She's a "Your Majesty", you filthy revolutionary bolshie anarchist!!!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 9:49:19 PM

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No wonder he doesn't recognize a proper windsor!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 10:29:52 PM

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*HRH* Queen Elizabeth II??? HER ROYAL HIGHNESS??? She's a "Your Majesty", you filthy revolutionary bolshie anarchist!!!

T passed the test. His knowledge of the monarchy clears him from suspicion of being a member of the Riff-Raff.

Her Majesty's full title is: Elizabeth II, Dei Gratia Britanniarum Regnorumque Suorum Ceterorum Regina, Consortionis Populorum Princeps

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 10:32:19 PM

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In other news, Bruce is being dangerously clever in our game. I've bottled up 40,000+ of his troops at Georgetown, and have my boys trying to move there from Taiping to finish them off. However, our mild-mannered rocket scientist brother keeps launching spoiling attacks into Taiping from Georgetown, keeping my troops from covering the 60 miles and getting to grips with the enemy. Fiendish...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 10:45:47 PM

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Hello? Where has everyone gone? Oh well, if you're not around then you won't see this:

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 10:51:21 PM

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To quote the Boy Genius: "What the deuce???"

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 10:52:16 PM

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To quote the Boy Genius: "What the deuce???"

To what particular situation would you be refering to Sir?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 10:52:55 PM

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That shipside you just posted... A Liberty boat?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 10:59:16 PM

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Nope

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:06:39 PM

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They aren't in the game but here's USS Bountiful (AH-9). It could probably be modified to be used as a standard AP side.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:15:44 PM

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T passed the test. His knowledge of the monarchy clears him from suspicion of being a member of the Riff-Raff.

Translated: He's not American.

Are we the only surviving nation to have never had a monarchy? Now I'm curious........

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:20:01 PM

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To quote the Boy Genius: "What the deuce???"

I expect a royalty payment.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:21:29 PM

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T passed the test. His knowledge of the monarchy clears him from suspicion of being a member of the Riff-Raff.

Translated: He's not American.

Are we the only surviving nation to have never had a monarchy? Now I'm curious........

You have had a monarch. King JFK I...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:21:39 PM

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T passed the test. His knowledge of the monarchy clears him from suspicion of being a member of the Riff-Raff.

Translated: He's not American.

Are we the only surviving nation to have never had a monarchy? Now I'm curious........

Hmmm. Interesting thought. THat would greatly depend on how you defined country and monarchy.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:22:52 PM

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JFK was not a King. Although we did just have the second American revolution in which King George suffered mightily.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:31:48 PM

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A Royal family would be a good thing. If we had one we wouldn't have our news cluttered with reports about Brittany, Oprah, Brangalina, ect.....

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:40:12 PM

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Those ARE your royals...

Don't forget TomKat, aka the Looney Prince and the Talentless Princess...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:43:23 PM

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Those ARE your royals... Don't forget TomKat, aka the Looney Prince and the Talentless Princess...

I'm declaring a new law. Anyone anyone abbreviating names like "K-Fed" or smashing names together like "TomKat" will be severly beaten.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:45:16 PM

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If "severly beaten" means "beaten until extremities fall off" then count me in...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:51:10 PM

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Got some extra extremeties to get rid of T?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/13/2006 11:52:05 PM

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Those ARE your royals... Don't forget TomKat, aka the Looney Prince and the Talentless Princess...

I'm declaring a new law. Anyone anyone abbreviating names like "K-Fed" or smashing names together like "TomKat" will be severly beaten.

P-Diddy?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 12:05:44 AM

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If "severly beaten" means "beaten until extremities fall off" then count me in...

Yes, then we will pick them up and continue the beating using the body parts.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 12:07:09 AM

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Those ARE your royals... Don't forget TomKat, aka the Looney Prince and the Talentless Princess...

I'm declaring a new law. Anyone anyone abbreviating names like "K-Fed" or smashing names together like "TomKat" will be severly beaten.

P-Diddy?

Thugs will be dispatched shortly for your beating. Please remain where you are.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 12:17:09 AM

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Thugs with implants, I might add......

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 12:20:56 AM

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Got some extra extremeties to get rid of T?

Not personally, no, but I can think of a few other people who do...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 12:20:58 AM

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How about "X to the Z"

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 12:22:31 AM

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How about "JDAM to your house"?

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