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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 1:36:55 AM

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ahhh!!! runaway!!! runaway more!!!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 1:39:12 AM

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trying to tell me something important

That you should stop smoking whatever it is you've been smoking that's making you hallucinate?

Interesting you should say that. The State of Colorado just defeated an amendment that would have legalized the stuff. You could possess or use an ounce for recreational purposes. Of course, growing it, buying it, selling it and transporting it were all still illegal.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 2:45:12 AM

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Oh the horror!

I was in my front garden raising the Union Flag in order that I might salute it and the picture of HRH Queen Elizabeth II that I keep next to it. Two ruffians were on the corner of the street. I could tell they were up to no good, neither of them was wearing a bowler hat! Such incorrect standards of clothing immediatly alerted me tht they were up to no good. Just as I was about to accost them a vehicle pulled up with blacked out windows, one of the rear windows was rolled down and a terrible scene unfolded in front of my very eyes. An individual leant out of the open window shouting 'Your theories regarding the European Union, particulary the viabilty of a single currency is deeply flawed!' The vehicle then sped off, travelling at least 32 mph in a 30 mph speed zone.

The police are indicating it could be part of the growing gang culture in the UK. The suspects are being featured on Crimewatch, and are believed to be highly dangerous.

You poor dear. You must be terrified for your life.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 2:47:18 AM

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Where I live there is a BBQ place down the street. If you wear a tie going in they will cut it off (just below the knot) and nail it to the wall. I guess ties don't go with BBQ. *shrugs*

They *bleep* with My necktie and I would cut off something of theirs and nail it to a wall.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 2:51:12 AM

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Where I live there is a BBQ place down the street. If you wear a tie going in they will cut it off (just below the knot) and nail it to the wall. I guess ties don't go with BBQ. *shrugs*

They *bleep* with My necktie and I would cut off something of theirs and nail it to a wall.

From what I saw, when the pretty waitress bends over she could cut off a persons right arm and you wouldn't notice.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 2:57:22 AM

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The only knot I know how to tie is a half windsor. Doe this make me a ruffian. (a fairly well educated ruffian)

You are a foreigner, a colonial type no less. Therefore you are not expected to know the correct etiquete and dress standards required of a gentleman. As such no blame is attached to yourself for your lack of appropriate standards.

That's why I, as a proper collonial barbarian, use four-in-hand.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 2:58:08 AM

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Time to be English tithe

**Good show, what what.� Cabbage crates over the briney, Jerry didn't know what hit him.� Back in time for tea and tiffin.**

Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 2:58:42 AM

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How about 'Hollywood British Accent Type B'

*Cor Blimey Guv'nor, you gave me a right start there an' no mistake.*

Thats Dick van Dyke.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:00:32 AM

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Better than "Hollywood German Accent Type B":

"Zo, you von't talk, eh? Ve haf vays to make you more cooperrrrrrative! Schultz!"

Dont get me started on Russian Type A...or French Type C (Of course they have only themselves to blame. Whose idea was it to have Maurice Chevalier talk?)

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:01:32 AM

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Where I live there is a BBQ place down the street. If you wear a tie going in they will cut it off (just below the knot) and nail it to the wall. I guess ties don't go with BBQ. *shrugs*

Tell me they let you have a smoke after the meal, and it's my kind of place...

Smoking in public places in Denver is prohibited...sorry Dino.

Another case of the California Shaking Imbacil Cough epidemic. How sad.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:02:17 AM

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"I'm so sorry, he's from Barcelona..."

�My English is very good! I learn it from a book!�

"Yaa, Yaa, I'm Helga, I'm from Sveeeeden".

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:03:38 AM

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Don't forget Hollywood Southerner:

"O mah, yall, ah jus can NOT buhleeve wha shay just say-ed."

Another stereotype that has only itself to blame. **cough** Scarlet O'Hara **cough**

...and dont get me started on Larry the Cable Guy

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:06:04 AM

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Well I would no more English accents, but as everyone knows there are only 2 of them...

Can we have a demonstration of Scouse and Geordie please?

Oooh, oooh, and Edinburgh if you could?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:06:29 AM

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Bruce coins the newest Thread Acronym� TFT: Turn From Terminus........

Dont encourage him please.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:08:54 AM

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*HRH* Queen Elizabeth II??? HER ROYAL HIGHNESS??? She's a "Your Majesty", you filthy revolutionary bolshie anarchist!!!

T passed the test. His knowledge of the monarchy clears him from suspicion of being a member of the Riff-Raff.

Her Majesty's full title is: Elizabeth II, Dei Gratia Britanniarum Regnorumque Suorum Ceterorum Regina, Consortionis Populorum Princeps

Daneland is, technichally, a monarchy. The disturbing part is that T think's he's the monarch.

Well, he does, actually, bear a glancing resemblance to a certain Prince of Denmark. That one had a tendency to be grumpy and mope around too.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:10:05 AM

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A Royal family would be a good thing. If we had one we wouldn't have our news cluttered with reports about Brittany, Oprah, Brangalina, ect.....

Jelous?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:11:16 AM

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Those ARE your royals... Don't forget TomKat, aka the Looney Prince and the Talentless Princess...

I actually like her a tad more than most of her colleagues. At least she has some natural sex appeal as opposed to layers of makeup and pounds of cilicone.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:12:17 AM

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Those ARE your royals... Don't forget TomKat, aka the Looney Prince and the Talentless Princess...

I'm declaring a new law. Anyone anyone abbreviating names like "K-Fed" or smashing names together like "TomKat" will be severly beaten.

Even the comfy chair is too good for them. Can we add people who wear base ball caps backwards to the list too? How about people who wear their pant's waist around mid thigh?

So many many people who need to be beaten and so few blunt objects to beat them with.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:12:49 AM

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How about "X to the Z"

It will never cease to amaze me how far American garbage has gotten.

And you, sir. How can you talk about half-windsors and X to da Z in the span of 2 pages?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:13:07 AM

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Can this law be extended to ALL stupid nicknames, espcially ones that people give to themselves?� At least Tim 'Big Dawg' Westwood?

Who?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:13:51 AM

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Those ARE your royals... Don't forget TomKat, aka the Looney Prince and the Talentless Princess...

I'm declaring a new law. Anyone anyone abbreviating names like "K-Fed" or smashing names together like "TomKat" will be severly beaten.

Even the comfy chair is too good for them. Can we add people who wear base ball caps backwards to the list too? How about people who wear their pant's waist around mid thigh?

So many many people who need to be beaten and so few blunt objects to beat them with.

Every time I see some twat with his pants hanging down like that, I just want to give them a Twirling Atomic Wedgie...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:14:17 AM

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oddly melodic

Dixie trying to sing along to Johnny Cash?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:14:22 AM

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How about "X to the Z"

It will never cease to amaze me how far American garbage has gotten.

Wake up and smell the cultural imperialism...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:15:35 AM

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Where I live there is a BBQ place down the street. If you wear a tie going in they will cut it off (just below the knot) and nail it to the wall. I guess ties don't go with BBQ. *shrugs*

They *bleep* with My necktie and I would cut off something of theirs and nail it to a wall.

From what I saw, when the pretty waitress bends over she could cut off a persons right arm and you wouldn't notice.

I'm immune. I have a GF.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:17:08 AM

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...people who wear their pant's waist around mid thigh...

Plumbers?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 3:18:32 AM

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How about "X to the Z"

It will never cease to amaze me how far American garbage has gotten.

Wake up and smell the cultural imperialism...

Its your own fault for byuing it.

I could understand Wallmart. That actually brings some benifits to the end user. What does rap bring...besides nausea?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 9:54:46 AM

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Tithe...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 11:12:53 AM

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Morning....

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 11:26:33 AM

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I wonder where Dixie is.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/14/2006 1:03:27 PM

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I wonder where Dixie is.

Hiding somewhere from the horror that is "Work" (shudder)...

Oh, I got my internship. It's in the bag (quite litterally; I have a signed contract in my bag)

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