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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 11:08:31 AM

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Glory to the Thread.....

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 12:33:51 PM

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Tithe...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 1:07:57 PM

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Sleeping-Until-Noon-Tithe!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 1:22:57 PM

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Lazy-German-Tithe...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 1:40:48 PM

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I'm a student, people expect me to do this...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 1:42:31 PM

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I'm a student, people expect me to do this...

Students..

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 1:45:48 PM

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I'm a student, people expect me to do this...

Maybe in Germany... No proper work ethic, what what?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 1:48:13 PM

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I'm a student, people expect me to do this...

Maybe in Germany... No proper work ethic, what what?

Dashed boche, how did they ever gain a reputation for being efficient?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 1:49:22 PM

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Propaganda, don't you know...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 1:49:27 PM

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Just clean the living room, I got a whole dog's worth of fur from the carpet

I'm surprised the little gits aren't bald...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 1:52:11 PM

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Jelous(TM)...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 2:17:46 PM

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Jelous(TM)...

I know you are

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 2:27:53 PM

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I demand better jokes!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 2:31:54 PM

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I demand better jokes!

I thought Germans didn't understand humour?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 2:33:09 PM

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They don't... He obviously doesn't grasp the subtleties of the japes we're sending his way...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 2:33:12 PM

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I demand better jokes!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 3:08:23 PM

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HOWEVER, THAT IS SOMETHING I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY WHEN I WORK NIGHTS. THERE ARE PLACES AT WORK NOT WELL LIGHTED. I DON'T LIKE RUNNING INTO THINGS IN THE DARK.

I WAS HEADING BACK TO MY OFFICE AROUND 1AM ONE NIGHT SEVERAL YEARS AGO. I TURNED THE CORNER AND CAME FACE TO FACE WITH A FOX. I WENT THE OTHER WAY HURRIEDLY. I THINK THE FOX DID THE SAME.

The question is....who pissed their pants first?

I was very startled I will admit. The thing is, there are rabies outbreaks down here. I would really have hated that round of shots.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 3:11:12 PM

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Tithe

Or it is a very nice morning tithe

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 3:21:40 PM

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I demand better jokes!

A penguin walked into a bar and said "Has my father been in here today?".

The bartender said, "I don't know. What does he look like?".

Garrison Keillor

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 3:45:43 PM

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'A' for effort, Bruce.

What's the temperature in Florida?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 3:46:11 PM

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How about:

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the barman 'Can I have a pint of......................................................................................beer please?'
The barman says 'sure, but why the big pause?'
The polar bear looks down and then replies 'I was born with them'

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 3:53:47 PM

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Ba-dum-pum!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 4:20:45 PM

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Ba-dum-pum!

Thank you, I'm here all week

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 4:21:45 PM

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The temperature in central Florida is about 70 DegF

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 4:22:28 PM

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Ba-dum-pum!

Thank you, I'm here all week

That was actually quite good

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 4:33:14 PM

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It's one of the few clean jokes I know

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 4:33:22 PM

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Ba-da-bump....oh sorry...

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The temperature in central Florida is about 70 DegF

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 5:28:09 PM

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Did ya hear about the two blondes who walked into a building?

They never saw it coming.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 5:36:05 PM

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*Saturday morning tithe.

Looks like a perfect day for a walk in the mountains.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/25/2006 8:08:15 PM

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It's far too quiet in here again today. Where is everybody?

Oh well never mind.

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