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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 9:51:17 PM   
RUPD3658


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Status: offline 		On hold waiting to speak with the State Departmentn of Taxation tithe.

Good thing I took a 1/2 vacation day to do this since my boss would wonder who I was on hold with for 30 minutes while at work.

3 years ago my accountant reversed 2 numbers on my business's tax return. I got it straightened out and the company was disolved in favor of an LLC. Now I get a notice saying that the company with the reversed #s hasn't filed a return in 3 years!

So now I must convince some State tax minion that this company never existed and that I don't own them money. I get the feeling this is going to be a long and costly process.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:08:36 PM   
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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:10:43 PM   
niceguy2005


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On hold waiting to speak with the State Departmentn of Taxation tithe.

Good thing I took a 1/2 vacation day to do this since my boss would wonder who I was on hold with for 30 minutes while at work.

3 years ago my accountant reversed 2 numbers on my business's tax return. I got it straightened out and the company was disolved in favor of an LLC. Now I get a notice saying that the company with the reversed #s hasn't filed a return in 3 years!

So now I must convince some State tax minion that this company never existed and that I don't own them money. I get the feeling this is going to be a long and costly process.


Just get the persons name and arrest them.


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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:16:05 PM   
Mike Solli


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Cold/flu bug Monday evening tithe


I hear ya, man. I've been fighting it for a week now.



Visions of War of the Worlds......

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:17:35 PM   
Mike Solli


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SO far one base force and it turned one aviation support Rgt and one other base force into a fragment that can't be rebuilt.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

What have you lost?




Man, that sucks big time....

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:20:32 PM   
mogami


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Status: offline 		Hi, I have a clone (ID thief) I just resolved a phone account for over 300 that i never had and then I recieved a collection notice from Vorizon for 3600!!! I've never had an account with them either. (I've never had a cell phone) Now what puzzles me is how this person can get accounts with business that will not give the REAL me one???
I need to set up a bank account for direct deposit but every time I try I am refused because of one of these bogus bills I owe.  How come they grant accounts to the bogus me?

And how on earth do you rack up a 3600 cell phone bill?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:21:20 PM   
niceguy2005


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ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

SO far one base force and it turned one aviation support Rgt and one other base force into a fragment that can't be rebuilt.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

What have you lost?




Man, that sucks big time....

This turn another base force is unloading so I'm watching carefully to see what happens. So far it appears to happen when a unit completely unloads in one turn.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:36:04 PM   
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Hi, I have a clone (ID thief) I just resolved a phone account for over 300 that i never had and then I recieved a collection notice from Vorizon for 3600!!! I've never had an account with them either. (I've never had a cell phone) Now what puzzles me is how this person can get accounts with business that will not give the REAL me one???
I need to set up a bank account for direct deposit but every time I try I am refused because of one of these bogus bills I owe.  How come they grant accounts to the bogus me?

And how on earth do you rack up a 3600 cell phone bill?



Must be a woman....Oh, hold on that not very PC.....must be anybody who Isn't a woman........that's better.......I'm sure no one noticed......

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:45:21 PM   
niceguy2005


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Status: offline 		That's terrible Mogami! I had something similar happen years ago. Long story short the person took out a very high interest lone in my name. While I got rid of the collectors quickly, it took a long time to get that blemish off my credit report.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:54:58 PM   
Mike Solli


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Status: offline 		Just to let you guys know - SSG Mogami is an official part of the Ohio Guard!!! He's finally showing up on the books. There was some sort of dispute over rank. Originally the rank in his contract was somehow changed to Admiral, but was caught at the last moment. In the discussions that subsequently occurred, his original rank was restored, but a new position was created for him. It's classified but it has been leaked that it has something to do with a naval self-defense force to be stationed in Lake Erie as well as an infant Naval Air Force.....

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 10:57:43 PM   
mogami


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Status: offline 		Hi, Ohio intends to end this 100 year plus occupation of portions of it's territory by forces from Michigan West Virgina Kentucky and Indiana.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:00:29 PM   
Mike Solli


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Status: offline 		Ahh, more juicy details....

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:12:34 PM   
mogami


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Status: offline 		Hi, The new borders of Ohio




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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:15:10 PM   
Mike Solli


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Status: offline 		I see there's been some negotiation going on.  The borders have been revised inward from the last version of the map......

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:17:08 PM   
niceguy2005


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Status: offline 		Why on earth would anyone ever claim Michigan, or West Virginia for that matter?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:17:08 PM   
mogami


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Status: offline 		Hi, It's our last territorial demand. 

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:20:26 PM   
mogami


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Why on earth would anyone ever claim Michigan, or West Virginia for that matter?


Hi, To finally bring good government to these barbarian controlled regions. Ohio requires stable borders.
Ohio also lays claim to the Pilsner Beer Brewery. (we'll need Wisconsin for the cheese.)

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:32:08 PM   
Mike Solli


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Status: offline 		Notice there is a buffer between Ohio's final border and NJ.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:34:28 PM   
mogami


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Status: offline 		Hi, Ah the Great New Jersey bird sanctuary. (will be Terra formed to accommodate penguins) Of course Ohio will need to continue using this region for toxic waste disposal. A current study underway in Columbus is examining the impact of mutant penguins.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:38:23 PM   
Mike Solli


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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/27/2006 11:58:48 PM   
niceguy2005


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Status: offline 		Mogami, as long as your expanding I recommend occupying Florida. Ohio winters really aren't that nice and boating on Lake Michigan...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/28/2006 12:12:32 AM   
RUPD3658


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ORIGINAL: Mogami

Hi, I have a clone (ID thief) I just resolved a phone account for over 300 that i never had and then I recieved a collection notice from Vorizon for 3600!!! I've never had an account with them either. (I've never had a cell phone) Now what puzzles me is how this person can get accounts with business that will not give the REAL me one???
I need to set up a bank account for direct deposit but every time I try I am refused because of one of these bogus bills I owe.  How come they grant accounts to the bogus me?

And how on earth do you rack up a 3600 cell phone bill?


Mog, visit www.ftc.gov/idtheft or hints on how to limit the damege. I get ID theft cases all the time and the first thing I tell people to do is to contact the credit bureaus and put a freeze on their credit. This way no one can open anything without you being contacted first. I haven't open a card or changed my credit line in over 10 years so I keep mine frozen. The only time I authorize it is when I refinance my mortgage.

By the way, $3,600 is an amature. Pros can hit 10K+. They order disposable (no contract) phones and all the toys they can think of. They then use the phone as much as possible then ditch it after a month. The way they make $ is to allow illegal immigrants to call home using the stolen phone.


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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/28/2006 12:15:26 AM   
RUPD3658


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Hi, Ah the Great New Jersey bird sanctuary. (will be Terra formed to accommodate penguins) Of course Ohio will need to continue using this region for toxic waste disposal. A current study underway in Columbus is examining the impact of mutant penguins.


Hey, toxic waste causes mutations and acording to Darwin this is what makes the species stronger.

Besides, I have spent time just south of Columbus (London, OH) and there ain't much to be bragging about. Nice people but weird.


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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/28/2006 12:21:11 AM   
RUPD3658


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Status: offline 		I have achieved victory over the State Tax man!

Here was the screw up. My old complany's # ended in 923. My accountant filed a return with the last #s on 932. This caused a problem in that my real # did not show it's taxes as paid. I cleared this up, disolved the company and reformed as an LLC. Somebody used the 932 # as the LLC eventhough I just got a notice that I need to file an annual report for my LLC with it's correct #.

After explaining this to the very nice minion they have removed the 932 number from their records and all I have to do is write a very long letter explaining the saga and enclose copies of my letter of disallution, annual report request, 3 pints of blood, some DNA, and a urine sample and everything should be fine. What better way could I have spent 2 hours on a beautiful Fall day?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/28/2006 12:26:55 AM   
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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/28/2006 12:30:41 AM   
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Hah! You must have discovered skeletons in this minion's closet. Nothing is that quick and easy with government.



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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/28/2006 12:38:37 AM   
niceguy2005


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I have achieved victory over the State Tax man!

Sounds like the government minion must be new to the job, they weren't sufficiently groupy (Edit: grumpy) and unhelpful yet to be a veteran?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/28/2006 12:49:02 AM   
Mike Solli


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In Like Flint is on TV. 








Great flick. Lots of fun.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/28/2006 1:36:20 AM   
BrucePowers


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Hi, I have a clone (ID thief) I just resolved a phone account for over 300 that i never had and then I recieved a collection notice from Vorizon for 3600!!! I've never had an account with them either. (I've never had a cell phone) Now what puzzles me is how this person can get accounts with business that will not give the REAL me one???
I need to set up a bank account for direct deposit but every time I try I am refused because of one of these bogus bills I owe.  How come they grant accounts to the bogus me?

And how on earth do you rack up a 3600 cell phone bill?


Mogami, I am sorry to here that. In answer to the 3600 dollar question - you do it with text messaging at 1.79 cents a minute. (At least I think that is how.)
I saw that as a possible charge on my bill and resolved I would never ever ever start text messaging.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 11/28/2006 1:41:34 AM   
BrucePowers


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Mogami, as long as your expanding I recommend occupying Florida. Ohio winters really aren't that nice and boating on Lake Michigan...



I don't want to be annexed by Ohio We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the swamps, we will fight them in the orange groves, we will fight them in the retirement trailer parks etc.

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