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UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 11:39:39 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 11:50:14 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 1:37:40 PM   
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Like:

Always store beer in dark places.

Women and children first!

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 3:22:31 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 3:46:17 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 4:32:59 PM   
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Hmmm. Universal Orders...

Like:

Always store beer in dark places.

Women and children first!

There has never been anything more dangerous to humanity than human beings.


I'll add:

- never push the red button
- apple juice and fried chicken go together in small amounts only
- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 7:31:48 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 7:38:43 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 7:44:45 PM   
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- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:




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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 9:45:51 PM   
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When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.


hope no one has to learn that the hard way

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 9:46:53 PM   
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- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:





i love that poster

of course now its reversed. redshirts are command officers and gold shirts are engineering/security

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 9:50:44 PM   
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I see everyone is vigorously disregarding off topic threads....as usual......

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 10:30:52 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 10:31:41 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 10:48:19 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 11:25:42 PM   
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quote:

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- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:





Holy Heck that is funny. Can you imagine the poor schlub...he tries out for the part....then he goes back to waiting tables sweating out the decision for two weeks....then...joy of joys, his agent calls with the wonderful news, "YOU GOT THE GIG!"....there is a round of drinks for all at some place on Sunset...a $400 bar tab..then he spends hours practicing his "Ensign look" in the mirror...he calls his family in Des Moines...leases a new BMW...and...on the day of days he reports to costume dept at NBC studios in Burbank...30 minutes early and pacing back and forth in excitement...the jaded costumer shakes his head and pulls out some notes, then heads into the back for a few minutes, only to return with a red shirt

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/28/2009 11:49:43 PM   
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When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.


That's right up there with "Never urinate on an electric fence."

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 1:12:22 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 1:25:03 AM   
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When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.

This gets my vote.

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 1:26:33 AM   
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I see everyone is vigorously disregarding off topic threads....as usual......

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 1:30:58 AM   
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I'll add:

- never push the red button
- apple juice and fried chicken go together in small amounts only
- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk



I can attest to the first. Been replaying the original System Shock after finally getting to work again on my PC. Quick plot info...your supposed to stop the bad guy from lasering the Earth to death. Well...having found the control room for it....but not yet being prepared to deal with it.....i couldn't resist the lure of a big RED BUTTON there. I pushed it.....and got a msg from the bad guy thanking me for having blown up the Earth for her. oops.

But......but it was a really BIG RED BUTTON!!!!!!



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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 1:49:33 AM   
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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:





Holy Heck that is funny. Can you imagine the poor schlub...he tries out for the part....then he goes back to waiting tables sweating out the decision for two weeks....then...joy of joys, his agent calls with the wonderful news, "YOU GOT THE GIG!"....there is a round of drinks for all at some place on Sunset...a $400 bar tab..then he spends hours practicing his "Ensign look" in the mirror...he calls his family in Des Moines...leases a new BMW...and...on the day of days he reports to costume dept at NBC studios in Burbank...30 minutes early and pacing back and forth in excitement...the jaded costumer shakes his head and pulls out some notes, then heads into the back for a few minutes, only to return with a red shirt



Red shirt! Red Shirt! What do you mean red shirt. I just leased a new BMW! Ahhhhhhhhh......................!!!!!

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 1:54:35 AM   
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curse the Next Generation for eliminating the Red Shirt!!!!!!



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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 1:58:58 AM   
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And then there's Murphey's law.


Somebody sent me this the other day:

Murphy's Law of War

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 2:04:30 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 2:08:56 AM   
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quote:

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- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:





whilst it did indeed make me laugh out loud - is this not the campest pic of our 4 heroes - particularly your man Kirk, who can only be described as mincing across that barren land

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 2:10:11 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 2:11:17 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 2:12:05 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 2:16:06 AM   
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Thou shalt not take the Kirk in vain!




dont get me wrong - hes a kick ass space captain if ever there was one - but if im beaming down in my red jumper i dont want him and his band camping it up and looking like a very gay resevoir dogs take - no wonder the poor guy gets zapped

spocks even got a hand bag for gods sake!!

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