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Mike Scholl -> UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 11:39:39 AM)

Sorry, wrong forum.



Historiker -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 11:50:14 AM)

Doesn't matter, we still like you!



RevRick -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 1:37:40 PM)

Hmmm. Universal Orders...

Like:

Always store beer in dark places.

Women and children first!

There has never been anything more dangerous to humanity than human beings.



DivePac88 -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 3:22:31 PM)

And then there's Murphey's law.



Feinder -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 3:46:17 PM)

Beware of setting foot into the WitP forum.  You too shall be assimilated!

-F-



anarchyintheuk -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 4:32:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RevRick

Hmmm. Universal Orders...

Like:

Always store beer in dark places.

Women and children first!

There has never been anything more dangerous to humanity than human beings.


I'll add:

- never push the red button
- apple juice and fried chicken go together in small amounts only
- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk



marky -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 7:31:48 PM)

also

Resistance is Futile!



Charbroiled -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 7:38:43 PM)

When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.



RUPD3658 -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 7:44:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:

[image]local://upfiles/7488/E269CA00BBE840A8870655ADEFE521C8.jpg[/image]



marky -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 9:45:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Charbroiled

When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.


hope no one has to learn that the hard way[:D][X(]



marky -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 9:46:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658


quote:

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:

[image]local://upfiles/7488/E269CA00BBE840A8870655ADEFE521C8.jpg[/image]


i love that poster[:D]

of course now its reversed. redshirts are command officers and gold shirts are engineering/security[:'(]



Mynok -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 9:50:44 PM)


I see everyone is vigorously disregarding off topic threads....as usual...... [8D]



AW1Steve -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 10:30:52 PM)

OH GOD!!! We fianlly put the disregard thread to rest and you morons go and create "Son of disregard"![:-]



anarchyintheuk -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 10:31:41 PM)

It's in our nature.



AW1Steve -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 10:48:19 PM)

BAH! YOU FOOLS! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!! ARG!!!!!!!!!![X(]



Cap Mandrake -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 11:25:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658


quote:

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:

[image]local://upfiles/7488/E269CA00BBE840A8870655ADEFE521C8.jpg[/image]


Holy Heck that is funny. Can you imagine the poor schlub...he tries out for the part....then he goes back to waiting tables sweating out the decision for two weeks....then...joy of joys, his agent calls with the wonderful news, "YOU GOT THE GIG!"....there is a round of drinks for all at some place on Sunset...a $400 bar tab..then he spends hours practicing his "Ensign look" in the mirror...he calls his family in Des Moines...leases a new BMW...and...on the day of days he reports to costume dept at NBC studios in Burbank...30 minutes early and pacing back and forth in excitement...the jaded costumer shakes his head and pulls out some notes, then heads into the back for a few minutes, only to return with a red shirt[:D][:D][:D]



RevRick -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/28/2009 11:49:43 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Charbroiled

When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.


That's right up there with "Never urinate on an electric fence."



stuman -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 1:12:22 AM)

Just because you have had 8 beers, doesn't mean that you can now sing well, dance smoothly, and all of a sudden know karate and can kick that big guy's ass.



niceguy2005 -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 1:25:03 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Charbroiled

When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.

This gets my vote. [:D]



niceguy2005 -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 1:26:33 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Mynok


I see everyone is vigorously disregarding off topic threads....as usual...... [8D]

Idle hands are the devil's friend...they need to produce AE fast!



Nikademus -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 1:30:58 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

I'll add:

- never push the red button
- apple juice and fried chicken go together in small amounts only
- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk



I can attest to the first. Been replaying the original System Shock after finally getting to work again on my PC. Quick plot info...your supposed to stop the bad guy from lasering the Earth to death. Well...having found the control room for it....but not yet being prepared to deal with it.....i couldn't resist the lure of a big RED BUTTON there. I pushed it.....and got a msg from the bad guy thanking me for having blown up the Earth for her. oops.

But......but it was a really BIG RED BUTTON!!!!!!




BrucePowers -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 1:49:33 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


quote:

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658


quote:

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:

[image]local://upfiles/7488/E269CA00BBE840A8870655ADEFE521C8.jpg[/image]


Holy Heck that is funny. Can you imagine the poor schlub...he tries out for the part....then he goes back to waiting tables sweating out the decision for two weeks....then...joy of joys, his agent calls with the wonderful news, "YOU GOT THE GIG!"....there is a round of drinks for all at some place on Sunset...a $400 bar tab..then he spends hours practicing his "Ensign look" in the mirror...he calls his family in Des Moines...leases a new BMW...and...on the day of days he reports to costume dept at NBC studios in Burbank...30 minutes early and pacing back and forth in excitement...the jaded costumer shakes his head and pulls out some notes, then heads into the back for a few minutes, only to return with a red shirt[:D][:D][:D]



Red shirt! Red Shirt! What do you mean red shirt. I just leased a new BMW! Ahhhhhhhhh......................!!!!!



Nikademus -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 1:54:35 AM)

i want this sign.......

curse the Next Generation for eliminating the Red Shirt!!!!!!




wdolson -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 1:58:58 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

And then there's Murphey's law.


Somebody sent me this the other day:

Murphy's Law of War

Bill



BrucePowers -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 2:04:30 AM)

Friends of mine have sent me that before. I think it's pretty accurate.



undercovergeek -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 2:08:56 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658


quote:

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:

[image]local://upfiles/7488/E269CA00BBE840A8870655ADEFE521C8.jpg[/image]


whilst it did indeed make me laugh out loud - is this not the campest pic of our 4 heroes - particularly your man Kirk, who can only be described as mincing across that barren land



Nikademus -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 2:10:11 AM)

Thou shalt not take the Kirk in vain!

[:D]



BrucePowers -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 2:11:17 AM)

Shatner did a great job with Star Trek.



BrucePowers -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 2:12:05 AM)

And he is funnier than heck in Boston Legal[:D]



undercovergeek -> RE: UNIVERSAL orders... (5/29/2009 2:16:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Thou shalt not take the Kirk in vain!

[:D]


dont get me wrong - hes a kick ass space captain if ever there was one - but if im beaming down in my red jumper i dont want him and his band camping it up and looking like a very gay resevoir dogs take - no wonder the poor guy gets zapped

spocks even got a hand bag for gods sake!!



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