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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 3:54:07 AM   
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Does moving in with the GF unit equate to putting on the Red Shirt?




If you wash said red shirt with her whites you will suffer the same fate as the guy in the red shirt on an away team


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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 3:54:43 AM   
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for an even better laugh check this out. I almost spit my morning coffeee on my monitor as a result. The red shirt care instructions was great.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17316_instruction-manuals-uss-enterprise.html



my beer is now all over the bartenders face.



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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 3:54:51 AM   
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What the heck is Starblazers?


Very very old Anime. 1970's. In Japan, called "Space Battleship Yamato"

I havn't seen this since barely entering double digit age. Thank god for Netflix.

www.starblazers.com


My fisrt few rentals on Netflix were all 3 seasons. I remember it being much better when I was 10.


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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 3:57:54 AM   
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for an even better laugh check this out. I almost spit my morning coffeee on my monitor as a result. The red shirt care instructions was great.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17316_instruction-manuals-uss-enterprise.html



my beer is now all over the bartenders face.




My work is done.


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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 3:59:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		yeah, ok....i'll admit....its just a coincidence that when Argo/Yamato is hit, there's just damage and fire.....when Gamalon ship is hit......it blows up. I'll also admit that having a powerful REFLEX gun that nearly kills Argo/Yamato....despite being claimed as being more poweful than the WMG.....is mysteriously and completely unguarded allowing commando party to not only blow it up, but also the entire Pluto Gamalon base as well....is...well......interesting.

Still....a great trip down memory lane.



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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 3:59:36 AM   
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for an even better laugh check this out. I almost spit my morning coffeee on my monitor as a result. The red shirt care instructions was great.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17316_instruction-manuals-uss-enterprise.html



my beer is now all over the bartenders face.




My work is done.



That was downright funny.

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 4:08:27 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 4:51:20 AM   
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- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk


Case in point:





whilst it did indeed make me laugh out loud - is this not the campest pic of our 4 heroes - particularly your man Kirk, who can only be described as mincing across that barren land


for an even better laugh check this out. I almost spit my morning coffeee on my monitor as a result. The red shirt care instructions was great.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17316_instruction-manuals-uss-enterprise.html



Hilarious


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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 1:35:45 PM   
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ok, how did we go from Universal orders to James T Kirk??? 


All roads lead to Kirk since he is the center of the universe (At least in his own mind)


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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 1:37:33 PM   
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yeah, ok....i'll admit....its just a coincidence that when Argo/Yamato is hit, there's just damage and fire.....when Gamalon ship is hit......it blows up. I'll also admit that having a powerful REFLEX gun that nearly kills Argo/Yamato....despite being claimed as being more poweful than the WMG.....is mysteriously and completely unguarded allowing commando party to not only blow it up, but also the entire Pluto Gamalon base as well....is...well......interesting.

Still....a great trip down memory lane.




And why would ships be trailing smoke in a vaccume? Wildstar's girlfirend was hot in an anamie sort of way, escpecially when I was 10. and what is with the Dr's eye brows floating above his head?


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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 3:38:27 PM   
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When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.


hope no one has to learn that the hard way


Well, when I was at Ft. Sill, we were out in the boonies, it was dark, no little bundle of very useful tissue anywhere to be seen .......

The doctor thought it was funny, too .... every time he gave me another cortisone shot, since the damn stuff would just not go away.

Of course, NOW (40 years later) I see the humor.

BTW, I got it again 7 years later at Ft. Polk, but not the same way. One of my tanks had rolled over down into a ravine and I jumped down to help pull out the crew. Saw the stuff, but did it anyway. I had it that time for five or six months. Same routine, cortisone shots every day or two.

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 4:00:58 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/29/2009 5:58:42 PM   
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It's the Disregard Paradox.

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 12:00:30 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 12:22:55 AM   
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You know we can't just leave it alone Mike. We have to pick at it.



Like your nose? Sorry, can't resist a straight line...

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 12:59:10 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 2:13:34 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 2:35:00 AM   
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Well, when I was at Ft. Sill, we were out in the boonies, it was dark, no little bundle of very useful tissue anywhere to be seen .......

The doctor thought it was funny, too .... every time he gave me another cortisone shot, since the damn stuff would just not go away.

Of course, NOW (40 years later) I see the humor.

BTW, I got it again 7 years later at Ft. Polk, but not the same way. One of my tanks had rolled over down into a ravine and I jumped down to help pull out the crew. Saw the stuff, but did it anyway. I had it that time for five or six months. Same routine, cortisone shots every day or two.


Ah yes, Ft Sill, Polk add Carson with it's cacti and I will subscribe to your newsletter.

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 3:02:06 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 3:33:13 AM   
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Ooops! I meant to post in the other UNIVERSAL orders thread.


Sure you did................

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 7:37:08 AM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 1:00:01 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 1:32:26 PM   
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Never spam an off topic thread. Eat your vegetables. Go to bed early. Do your chores before you go out and play. Take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, don't talk bak. Finish your book report.

And oh yeah, write a letter to your mother.



And close the door when you leave the room. You weren't born in a barn!!!

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 1:49:28 PM   
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Never spam an off topic thread. Eat your vegetables. Go to bed early. Do your chores before you go out and play. Take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, don't talk bak. Finish your book report.

And oh yeah, write a letter to your mother.



And close the door when you leave the room. You weren't born in a barn!!!


If you born in the north...."What do you think we are trying to do? Heat the outside!!!"

If you live in the south (AC is relatively new)...."What do you think we are trying to do? Cool the outside!!!"

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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 3:21:13 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 3:23:17 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 3:38:01 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 3:40:38 PM   
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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 6:27:20 PM   
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Never spam an off topic thread. Eat your vegetables. Go to bed early. Do your chores before you go out and play. Take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, don't talk bak. Finish your book report.

And oh yeah, write a letter to your mother.



And close the door when you leave the room. You weren't born in a barn!!!


Don't run with scissors, don't talk to strangers (I have expanding this with my sons to include freaks, artists, and Yankees fans), don't be gamey


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RE: UNIVERSAL orders... - 5/30/2009 11:59:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		"And close the door when you leave the room. You weren't born in a barn!!! "

My mom used to ask "Were you raised in a barn?"

Finally when I was fourteen I had to respond "Of course not! If I had been I'd know not to leave the door open because the cows would get out!"

I forget what my punishment was on that one...


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