HMS Resolution
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ORIGINAL: pasternakski quote:
ORIGINAL: HMS Resolution here at the bar association OMG, yer not being bitten by a weasel, you ARE a weasel. One of my favorite things in life is when acquaintances and business associates start telling me their, or their relatives', sad, sad tales of penal woe. "Well, my son, who's a good kid, is on the sex offenders list for having Internet contact with, and then going to a motel to meet, a 12-year-old girl." "How can they pull you over and arrest you for drunk driving when you're not doing anything wrong?" "I've always been an honest businessman ... except for that criminal fraud conviction ..." Strictly speaking, I answer phones for weasels. My favorite lawyer referral request, reproduced almost verbatim, was as follows: "My daughter's boyfriend...he done killed a man...and buried him under their trailer. And now the law's saying that 'cause she knew...she's a 'complice...but that ain't right. Can you help me?" It was from Indiana, which as near as I can deduce from my day-to-day experiences, is some sort of nexus for crime in the midwestern USA.
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