pasternakski
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ORIGINAL: stuman Or just open your door and stop with your feet just like Fred Flintstone. Then, my Uncle LeRoy went to truck driving school. One day in class, the instructor said to Unk's podnuh Aloysius "Slider Man" Redbone, "Al (they called him Al), you're driving up a hill and your partner LeRoy there is taking a nap up in the sleeper. When you get to the top, you see at the bottom ahead of you that there's been an accident, and the road is blocked with wrecked cars, pedestrians, cop cars, ambulances, and even a fire truck. There's no way around, so you hit your brake pedal, and it goes all the way to the floor. No brakes, and now you're headed down that hill at 65 miles per hour, right at all those people and vehicles. What do you do?" "Well," says Al, "I'm reachin' back into the sleeper and wakin' up LeRoy." The instructor, puzzled, asks, "Why would you do that?" Al replies, "'Cause ole LeRoy ain't never SEED no accident like the one we's about to have."
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Put my faith in the people And the people let me down. So, I turned the other way, And I carry on anyhow.
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