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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:36:21 AM   
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You can't offend me, you blind offal of a human cow. I couldn't give a gull's **** what you think of me. Maybe even less. So rest easy bro. I'm completely unoffensable by you. Even though that isn't a word, as mama says.

Ah, it's so good to be back on friendly terms, you sandworm excrement sucker.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:36:52 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:37:36 AM   
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You can't offend me, you blind offal of a human cow. I couldn't give a gull's **** what you think of me. Maybe even less. So rest easy bro. I'm completely unoffensable by you. Even though that isn't a word, as mama says.

Ah, it's so good to be back on friendly terms, you sandworm excrement sucker.


Same to you, canned chicken gawker!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:38:53 AM   
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I am going to bed

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:39:23 AM   
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Not a slogan. Just comforting truth for pas.


Yeah, if Mars had hillbilly peckerwoods, you'd be one of 'em.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:39:52 AM   
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Never been to Iowa either.....................

Grew up in Iowa

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:40:59 AM   
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You can't offend me, you blind offal of a human cow. I couldn't give a gull's **** what you think of me. Maybe even less. So rest easy bro. I'm completely unoffensable by you. Even though that isn't a word, as mama says.

Ah, it's so good to be back on friendly terms, you sandworm excrement sucker.


Same to you, canned chicken gawker!



Around you two I feel like Tony Curtis from that pie fight scene in THE GREAT RACE. Everyone else is getting hit with pies except him

< Message edited by BrucePowers -- 2/20/2010 2:41:43 AM >

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:42:31 AM   
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You can't offend me, you blind offal of a human cow. I couldn't give a gull's **** what you think of me. Maybe even less. So rest easy bro. I'm completely unoffensable by you. Even though that isn't a word, as mama says.

Ah, it's so good to be back on friendly terms, you sandworm excrement sucker.


Same to you, canned chicken gawker!

But Barb got my cherry. I didn't know girls were so good naked until I got to see my friend Phil's mom in 10th grade. I mean, Barb almost spoiled it for women. I owe my recovery to Phil's mom in the raw...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:44:21 AM   
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You can't offend me, you blind offal of a human cow. I couldn't give a gull's **** what you think of me. Maybe even less. So rest easy bro. I'm completely unoffensable by you. Even though that isn't a word, as mama says.

Ah, it's so good to be back on friendly terms, you sandworm excrement sucker.


Same to you, canned chicken gawker!



Around you two I feel like Tony Curtis from that pie fight scene in THE GREAT RACE. Everyone else is getting hit with pies except him

Until Larry Olivier showed up to hold dear Tony's hand in the Roman bath...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:45:50 AM   
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Never been to Iowa either.....................

Grew up in Iowa

Hey! So, you the Hawkeye type or the Cyclone type?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 2:58:27 AM   
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Not a slogan. Just comforting truth for pas.


Yeah, if Mars had hillbilly peckerwoods, you'd be one of 'em.


And proud of it you Mediterranean snake sucker. Maybe if the Greeks hadn't rousted your ass so forcefully you'd be kinder to us foreign types. Believe me or not. I'm sympathetic. I truly am.

Best wishes on your retirement dreams oh pasty one.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:13:13 AM   
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Maybe if the Greeks hadn't rousted your ass so forcefully you'd be kinder to us foreign types.

Yah, you know? They racked me up while I was out of the country, kind of like what happened to the Shah of Iran...

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Best wishes on your retirement dreams oh pasty one.

Well, Great Receiver of probes, explorers, landers, orbiters and rovers (does the place have enough junk on it to look like an Indian's yard yet?), I've got a little over two months left on my temp gig here in Californy, then my veteran pals Don and Woody and I are goin' sailing for awhile, and then, there I'll be: somewhere in the Pacific with a boat, plenty of dough and noplace to go.

Suggestions?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:27:39 AM   
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Well, since I grew up in Nebraska in the 50's and 60's where the choice was girls or sheep, it really didn't matter what their names were.


I think DivePac had the same ambiguities.

For myself, I would have definitely done with girls for that choice, though.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:28:39 AM   
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What aprt of Nebraska CoS? It looks like that will be me my furture home for the next 2 years.


From the mental picture I have of Nebraska, one part is as good as another.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:30:03 AM   
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And my favorite.....Lou!


Youre lucky she doesnt make you call her Ma'am and salute her.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:31:23 AM   
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Evening tithe and my head is stopped up again


I guess that proves that you guys are getting enough fiber.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:32:55 AM   
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[[fill in correct genus and species identification or MAN, as applicable]].


I think they prefer to be referred to as Brush-hatted Americans. Except for those of them who are illegal aliens.....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:34:00 AM   
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Certainly I have suggestions! Pele lieu! God's own graveyard of Japanese boats. Rabaul! Yessir, that's the ticket. More undersea scuba delicacies. Bikini! Oh yes! Rusted iron without measure.

Seems you have the world in your hands o human one.


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:35:28 AM   
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Well, since I grew up in Nebraska in the 50's and 60's where the choice was girls or sheep, it really didn't matter what their names were.

Ah, Nebraska. That large, empty space that keeps Iowa from bumping into Colorado.


Yes, those two heavily populated states.....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:35:59 AM   
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Must not have been much of a student. Couldn't even spell his own first name.




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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:38:31 AM   
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Never been to Iowa either.....................


Youre obviously just plain bicoastal. According to some influential opinions I've heard, that means that you've completely avoided the Real America. Therefore any opinions you may have on a serious subject are wring by definition.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:39:53 AM   
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Never been to Iowa either.....................

Ah, Iowa. That medium-sized empty space that keeps Minnesota from bumping into Missouri.

Birthplace of Johnny Carson, James T. Kirk and that even more famous fellow pasternakski, by the way...


Ah, the two states I usually forgot when asked to name all 50 in gradeschool.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:41:23 AM   
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Did you know you can get 180 bushels of corn from an acre of farmland in Iowa?


Of course to get this kind of yield you must inject anhydrous ammonia directly into the soil about 2 months prior to planting the corn


I cant imagine how that would make the corn taste any better.....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:43:01 AM   
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Sufferage is a noun. My sentence used it as the direct object of a verb. Perfectly correct grammar and semantics.


Listen, you alien critter, I had no intention of sticking a steel probe into your sensitive language use nerve root. Forget it, I was trying to be facetious - and, obviously, without success.

I wouldn't offend you, cause I LOVE YOU, [[fill in correct genus and species identification or MAN, as applicable]].


You can't offend me, you blind offal of a human cow. I couldn't give a gull's **** what you think of me. Maybe even less. So rest easy bro. I'm completely unoffensable by you. Even though that isn't a word, as mama says.


That was creative.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:44:45 AM   
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You can't offend me, you blind offal of a human cow. I couldn't give a gull's **** what you think of me. Maybe even less. So rest easy bro. I'm completely unoffensable by you. Even though that isn't a word, as mama says.

Ah, it's so good to be back on friendly terms, you sandworm excrement sucker.


Same to you, canned chicken gawker!


In his defense, he was in Junior High then. He didnt know any better.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:45:21 AM   
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I can't take all of this excitement.

I am going to bed


The implication being that there is less excitement in your bed?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:46:23 AM   
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Never been to Iowa either.....................

Grew up in Iowa


Are you a hillbilly peckerwood? WTH is a peckerwood anyway?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:48:00 AM   
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But Barb got my cherry. I didn't know girls were so good naked until I got to see my friend Phil's mom in 10th grade. I mean, Barb almost spoiled it for women. I owe my recovery to Phil's mom in the raw...


Did she mind you skulking around outside her bathroom window like that?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:51:21 AM   
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She did but she dealt with it. Just like the Japanese.


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/20/2010 3:51:59 AM   
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