pasternakski
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ORIGINAL: pasternakski Then, there's "way" and "no way." ""I'm gonna hijack an airliner and fly it into a building." "No way." "Way." "No possible way." "Oh, very way." I know, Steve, I shouldn't have said that. I have a frequent tendency to be unfunny in an offensive way: [[shortly after the Columbine High School shootings]] (to a new junior writer): "I need to talk to you about this report you just gave me." (preppy little creep): "Yes, sir?" (my punchline): "If you keep producing this kind of trash, I'm going to have to call in the trenchcoat mafia." [[while walking, angry and preoccupied, into a subordinate department where I didn't go very often]] (smiling, cute young secretary): "Well, hello, sir, we haven't seen you here for quite awhile." (me, without even looking up): "Yah, I'm trying to cut down on my contact with lowlife." Sigh. You may not believe it, but I wish I wouldn't have...
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Put my faith in the people And the people let me down. So, I turned the other way, And I carry on anyhow.
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