Cap Mandrake
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************With the King's Own 452nd Culinary Coy(-),50 m East of Wyndham, April 26, 1942********** Lt. Uppington-Smythe: <standing on a Bren carrier> Right, thank you all for coming. Well, I'll get right to the point. As you know, with the addition of some stragglers from the Meals on Wheels platoon, our strength has now grown to 30. This should allow us to give Johnny Jap a bloody great black eye! I'd like us to get to work on a little trick I learned from the Hmong...<he withdraws a shrapened stick from behind his back with great flair>...the Punji stick! Soldier 1: <raises hand as is recognized with a nod> Yes sir, did you say "Mung"? Lt. Uppington-Smythe: No Cosgrove, that "Huu..mong" but one needs to swallow the soft "u" sound a bit. Say it...everyone...Huuu...mong. Group: Hooo...uuu..ooo...aaaa...mooouunng. Lt. Uppington-Smythe: Better. We can work on that. Right, now the Punji sticks. Normally, one would use bamboo, but, as we have no bamboo, we will substitute these reeds over here. Any questions so far? Soldier 2:Sir, what is the estimate of enemy strength? Lt. Uppington-Smythe: Right, well the intel chaps were caught up in the debacle back in Wyndham but my guess is 15,000, perhaps 18,000 tops...........
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