Slitherine

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To my knowledge, only bad beer comes in cases.

Nay, but it is true that no *really good* beer does. There are acceptable beers such as Pilsner Urquell and Stella Artois that come in quantities. Heck, Fat Tire is pretty dern good and it comes in cases.

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my good man, there is no such thing as "bad beer"....only less good beer....

No, I'm afraid you've never had the canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer or your beer detector is broken. There is DEFINITELY bad beer. Indeed there is Awful Beer(TM) and Death In a Beercan(TM).

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... and an UNP!

... but these have lost much of their meaning now that logboy seems to have left

I doubt if he has left of his own choosing. I prefer to hope he has finally landed the job of his dreams and is way too busy getting settled in.

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I gave in during a week moment and unblocked the most recent incarnation of our favorite forum troll to see what he could possibly have posted in the "thank you veterans" thread.  

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 he has never spent a single day serving in the military of any country. 

does sometimes visiting a fantasy world where he leads hordes of orcs from the saddle of a flying nazgul count?

Dang! I never thought of that! I had better consult with my lawyers.

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I gave in during a week moment and unblocked the most recent incarnation of our favorite forum troll to see what he could possibly have posted in the "thank you veterans" thread.  

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 he has never spent a single day serving in the military of any country. 

No bet. Your money is safe.

Hmmm. I think I'm starting to see why nobody likes him.

See, I think he may have served. For a while. Everyone knows the guy who started basic training and was seperated due to "incompatible with military service" then spends the rest of his life holding a grudge against those did complete boot, and against the military itself for not recognizing his brillance and abilities. Those are the people I find to be the most hostile against veterans and military service and services.

He doesn't seem to have a dislike, but a hatred.

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to AW1Steve)

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To my knowledge, only bad beer comes in cases.

Nay, but it is true that no *really good* beer does. There are acceptable beers such as Pilsner Urquell and Stella Artois that come in quantities. Heck, Fat Tire is pretty dern good and it comes in cases.

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
my good man, there is no such thing as "bad beer"....only less good beer....

No, I'm afraid you've never had the canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer or your beer detector is broken. There is DEFINITELY bad beer. Indeed there is Awful Beer(TM) and Death In a Beercan(TM).

You guys are talking of beer and i have none at home

Mike

"Good times will set you free" - Jimmy Buffett

"They need more rum punch" - Me


Artwork by The Amazing Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

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ORIGINAL: USS America

I gave in during a week moment and unblocked the most recent incarnation of our favorite forum troll to see what he could possibly have posted in the "thank you veterans" thread.  

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 he has never spent a single day serving in the military of any country. 

does sometimes visiting a fantasy world where he leads hordes of orcs from the saddle of a flying nazgul count?

Dang! I never thought of that! I had better consult with my lawyers.

I checked with mine.No , It doesn't count...

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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BAM!  Another new page.  

Settle down, Emeril.

So, my wife likes to cook and watch cooking shows....

I watch them as well, once in a while. I especially like Alton Brown.

But if I went out and bought all the gadgets and gizmos he has, I would a) go broke and b) not have any room in the house.

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I gave in during a week moment and unblocked the most recent incarnation of our favorite forum troll to see what he could possibly have posted in the "thank you veterans" thread.  

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 he has never spent a single day serving in the military of any country. 

No bet. Your money is safe.

Hmmm. I think I'm starting to see why nobody likes him.

See, I think he may have served. For a while. Everyone knows the guy who started basic training and was seperated due to "incompatible with military service" then spends the rest of his life holding a grudge against those did complete boot, and against the military itself for not recognizing his brillance and abilities. Those are the people I find to be the most hostile against veterans and military service and services.

He doesn't seem to have a dislike, but a hatred.

**** 'em. I have the utmost respect for our veterans, dead or alive. That extends to those of our allies and even (to a certain extent) enemies. Right or wrong (and volunteer or conscript) they were (and are) there to defend what we had and what we would have long after they were gone.



You don't believe in Remberence Day/Veteran's Day/Local name? Then **** off and leave me to remember in peace you ungrateful **** and hope that you never lose what was paid for by the sacrifice of others.
You live in a foreign nation and don't agree with what we ended up doing to your country? Tough ****. Now **** off and leave me to remember in peace, like I will leave you to remember your dead in peace. And maybe, just maybe, think how much worse things would be now if 'they' weren't there then.

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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To my knowledge, only bad beer comes in cases.

Nay, but it is true that no *really good* beer does. There are acceptable beers such as Pilsner Urquell and Stella Artois that come in quantities. Heck, Fat Tire is pretty dern good and it comes in cases.

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
my good man, there is no such thing as "bad beer"....only less good beer....

No, I'm afraid you've never had the canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer or your beer detector is broken. There is DEFINITELY bad beer. Indeed there is Awful Beer(TM) and Death In a Beercan(TM).

You guys are talking of beer and i have none at home

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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

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ORIGINAL: USS America

I gave in during a week moment and unblocked the most recent incarnation of our favorite forum troll to see what he could possibly have posted in the "thank you veterans" thread.  

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 he has never spent a single day serving in the military of any country. 

does sometimes visiting a fantasy world where he leads hordes of orcs from the saddle of a flying nazgul count?

Dang! I never thought of that! I had better consult with my lawyers.

I checked with mine.No , It doesn't count...

what did that cost you?

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ORIGINAL: gladiatt

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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To my knowledge, only bad beer comes in cases.

Nay, but it is true that no *really good* beer does. There are acceptable beers such as Pilsner Urquell and Stella Artois that come in quantities. Heck, Fat Tire is pretty dern good and it comes in cases.

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
my good man, there is no such thing as "bad beer"....only less good beer....

No, I'm afraid you've never had the canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer or your beer detector is broken. There is DEFINITELY bad beer. Indeed there is Awful Beer(TM) and Death In a Beercan(TM).

You guys are talking of beer and i have none at home

I'm keeping some cold for you!

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

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ORIGINAL: USS America

I gave in during a week moment and unblocked the most recent incarnation of our favorite forum troll to see what he could possibly have posted in the "thank you veterans" thread.  

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 he has never spent a single day serving in the military of any country. 

does sometimes visiting a fantasy world where he leads hordes of orcs from the saddle of a flying nazgul count?

Dang! I never thought of that! I had better consult with my lawyers.

I checked with mine.No , It doesn't count...

what did that cost you?

The usual fee. I had to give her a foot rub!

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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ORIGINAL: gladiatt

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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To my knowledge, only bad beer comes in cases.

Nay, but it is true that no *really good* beer does. There are acceptable beers such as Pilsner Urquell and Stella Artois that come in quantities. Heck, Fat Tire is pretty dern good and it comes in cases.

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
my good man, there is no such thing as "bad beer"....only less good beer....

No, I'm afraid you've never had the canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer or your beer detector is broken. There is DEFINITELY bad beer. Indeed there is Awful Beer(TM) and Death In a Beercan(TM).

You guys are talking of beer and i have none at home

I'm keeping some cold for you!

but i'm sure plenty of tasty red wine, no?

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That is what happens when you drink it all, Eric.

Good day today, or bad one?

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see my subsequent comments on beer selection...and I've DEFINITELY consumed "canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer"...let me pose a hypothetical situation...you are at a social gathering which is painfully awkward, but you have no choice but to attend (perhaps wife unit is a factor here) and the only beer available is "canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer"...do you drink it or abstain from alocohol in this situation (i realize that i am unabashedly applying situational "ethics" here, but hey...it's a slow day here!)

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

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ORIGINAL: USS America

I gave in during a week moment and unblocked the most recent incarnation of our favorite forum troll to see what he could possibly have posted in the "thank you veterans" thread.  

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 he has never spent a single day serving in the military of any country. 

does sometimes visiting a fantasy world where he leads hordes of orcs from the saddle of a flying nazgul count?

Dang! I never thought of that! I had better consult with my lawyers.

I checked with mine.No , It doesn't count...

what did that cost you?

The usual fee. I had to give her a foot rub!

whoa...just got flashback to LA Law

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ORIGINAL: gladiatt

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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To my knowledge, only bad beer comes in cases.

Nay, but it is true that no *really good* beer does. There are acceptable beers such as Pilsner Urquell and Stella Artois that come in quantities. Heck, Fat Tire is pretty dern good and it comes in cases.

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
my good man, there is no such thing as "bad beer"....only less good beer....

No, I'm afraid you've never had the canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer or your beer detector is broken. There is DEFINITELY bad beer. Indeed there is Awful Beer(TM) and Death In a Beercan(TM).

You guys are talking of beer and i have none at home

I'm keeping some cold for you!

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ORIGINAL: USS America

That is what happens when you drink it all, Eric.

Good day today, or bad one?

Good day ! Claire is feeling much better , she is recovering slowly but she is recovering, and she is able to joke !
So good day !

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see my subsequent comments on beer selection...and I've DEFINITELY consumed "canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer"...let me pose a hypothetical situation...you are at a social gathering which is painfully awkward, but you have no choice but to attend (perhaps wife unit is a factor here) and the only beer available is "canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer"...do you drink it or abstain from alocohol in this situation (i realize that i am unabashedly applying situational "ethics" here, but hey...it's a slow day here!)

Abstain. The projectile vomiting and gastrointestinal distress from the canned toxins are worse than a little social discomfort.

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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To my knowledge, only bad beer comes in cases.

Nay, but it is true that no *really good* beer does. There are acceptable beers such as Pilsner Urquell and Stella Artois that come in quantities. Heck, Fat Tire is pretty dern good and it comes in cases.

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
my good man, there is no such thing as "bad beer"....only less good beer....

No, I'm afraid you've never had the canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer or your beer detector is broken. There is DEFINITELY bad beer. Indeed there is Awful Beer(TM) and Death In a Beercan(TM).

You guys are talking of beer and i have none at home

I'm keeping some cold for you!

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ORIGINAL: USS America

That is what happens when you drink it all, Eric.

Good day today, or bad one?

Good day ! Claire is feeling much better , she is recovering slowly but she is recovering, and she is able to joke !
So good day !

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

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I gave in during a week moment and unblocked the most recent incarnation of our favorite forum troll to see what he could possibly have posted in the "thank you veterans" thread.  

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 he has never spent a single day serving in the military of any country. 

does sometimes visiting a fantasy world where he leads hordes of orcs from the saddle of a flying nazgul count?

Dang! I never thought of that! I had better consult with my lawyers.

I checked with mine.No , It doesn't count...

what did that cost you?

The usual fee. I had to give her a foot rub!

whoa...just got flashback to LA Law

It's ok K E M, I'm married to her! BTW , we have another P-3 Mafia member on the forum. Capt Hornblower, (AKA AW1Paul) hasn't poseted here (yet) but has been pursuaded to by the game and join the forum. By my count , that four of us (1ppc, and 3 AW's). We are gaining!

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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That is what happens when you drink it all, Eric.

Good day today, or bad one?

Good day ! Claire is feeling much better , she is recovering slowly but she is recovering, and she is able to joke !
So good day !

Indeed it is! That is wonderful news.

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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see my subsequent comments on beer selection...and I've DEFINITELY consumed "canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer"...let me pose a hypothetical situation...you are at a social gathering which is painfully awkward, but you have no choice but to attend (perhaps wife unit is a factor here) and the only beer available is "canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer"...do you drink it or abstain from alocohol in this situation (i realize that i am unabashedly applying situational "ethics" here, but hey...it's a slow day here!)

Abstain. The projectile vomiting and gastrointestinal distress from the canned toxins are worse than a little social discomfort.

well, i've been in some social situations that could easily induce projectile vomitting and gatro distress, so i guess at least getting the buzz would tip the scales

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Did we get the turn back, Steve?

Yes.

Nice!

I thought you said we had the turn back.

Yes, we got the turn. Then we sent it back. Are feeling a little slow today, Brother Red Mouse?

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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see my subsequent comments on beer selection...and I've DEFINITELY consumed "canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer"...let me pose a hypothetical situation...you are at a social gathering which is painfully awkward, but you have no choice but to attend (perhaps wife unit is a factor here) and the only beer available is "canned horse piss that is mainstream American beer"...do you drink it or abstain from alocohol in this situation (i realize that i am unabashedly applying situational "ethics" here, but hey...it's a slow day here!)

Abstain. The projectile vomiting and gastrointestinal distress from the canned toxins are worse than a little social discomfort.

well, i've been in some social situations that could easily induce projectile vomitting and gatro distress, so i guess at least getting the buzz would tip the scales

Considering I'm most used to stuff with over 10% alcohol, the amount of that garbage required to 'get the buzz up' would likely kill me.

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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That is terrific news Eric! Give her our best!