Jeeves
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Joined: 9/28/2010 From: Arlington TN U.S.A Status: offline
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The selection below is for any guy unwise enough to sing the post above to his wife. LOL... The Partridge Family - Breaking up is hard to do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AimhwlehV0 Edit : Upon consideration, I realized that like Robert Blake in "Electra Glide in Blue", I was standing knee deep in ****, perhaps about to fall flat and get a faceful of recriminations. So here is my apology, sort of… All you women, COULD still roar when you're asked to do a chore. For you already do the lion's share. When your husband is not nice, then you COULD raise your price, demanding extra special loving care. Oh yes, he's a bum. and thinks you are somewhat dumb. Oh yes, there is no chore, that does not demand more. When really tired, do not do ANYTHING. Think positive! There's a good motive, to uplift you… If you're bent and almost broken, and tired of prodding and pokin', then you might well want to consider… That snarls and screams are unwise, and win only a booby prize, which is why you got the lowest bidder. Oh yes, do not cry, if your tears are self pity. Oh yes, you sure could try, stopping crime in the city. Carry some mace, use liberally. Do your hair up, brush up your dirty teeth, and go shopping! The point of this silly song, is that when I do a wrong, I will attempt a quick fix if I can. So for offended ladies, who would send me to hades, I assure you only jesting was my plan. Oh yes, you can cope. There's no need to fetch a rope. Oh yes, I gave offense, I never claimed to be a prince. If you WOULD try, then write your own stanzas. I'm an engineer, I never drink beer. I am sober... alternatively - You can't beat me. So don't even try! Let's cooperate…
< Message edited by Jeeves -- 11/26/2010 6:55:50 PM >
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