Alfred
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake ***********Bridge, USS Long Island, 06:20, June 28, 1942********** Young white fellow, dressed in linen pants, sitting at stern of large outrigger canoe with 7 big Samoan paddlers: <calls up to Long Island with a megaphone which he has strapped to his head like a coxswain on a racing shell > May I speak to the Captain, please? Cpt. Coughlin, skipper: <also using megaphone> I am captain of this vessel. What is your business? Young white fellow, dressed in linen pants, sitting at stern of large outrigger canoe with 7 big Samoan paddlers: A pleasant 28th of June to you sir. It's the matter of the fee. Cpt. Coughlin, skipper: What fee is that? This is a US Navy vessel. Young white fellow, dressed in linen pants, sitting at stern of large outrigger canoe with 7 big Samoan paddlers: The toll fee, sir. $10,000. Cpt. Coughlin, skipper: Toll? This the South Pacific. We transited international waters. Young white fellow, dressed in linen pants, sitting at stern of large outrigger canoe with 7 big Samoan paddlers: Yes sir, normally that would be true, but you used the Panama/Samoa bypass. There is a fee. I have a contract with the Dept. of the Navy. Would you like to see it sir?................. At first I thought the young white fellow, dressed in linen pants, was going to hold up the heads (or scalps for our American friends) of the Japanese capos brought by the 7 big Samoan paddlers in exchange for the reward. BTW, will there be a fee charged for the Samoan haka to be performed for the American tourists? Also has M&M Enterprises imported sufficient kava to fuel the festivities when the last of the LYBs are ejected? Alfred
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