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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/5/2011 9:57:47 PM

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Mrs. McDull fell off her bicycle on Sunday and dislocated her shoulder. Her description of the popping noise when the doctor shoved it back into place will stay with me for some time...

The one that made me cringe was reading about some bloke who dislocated his hip. When they popped it back in one of his testicles got caught up

Physician (to patient): Well, a bit of good news then. We've managed to relocate or 'reduce' your hip into the acetabulum. Ought not to be too much of a worry for you any more.

Patient (in excruciating pain): [sweating, writhing in agony] Doc-why do I have this radiating pain in my lower abdomen then?

Physician: [takes a couple of puffs on pipe]. Oh that. Right. Well, you see, through some rather unfortunate timing, we've managed to inadvertently get one of your 'lads' caught in the thick of things, so to speak. Not to worry. It should pop out the next time you disarticulate your femur again, old boy.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/5/2011 9:58:20 PM

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Two UNPs in one day. Clean living, gents.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/5/2011 10:01:47 PM

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Mrs. McDull fell off her bicycle on Sunday and dislocated her shoulder. Her description of the popping noise when the doctor shoved it back into place will stay with me for some time...

The one that made me cringe was reading about some bloke who dislocated his hip. When they popped it back in one of his testicles got caught up

How's that happen? What were they doing up in there to start with?

I don't know. I don't want to know.

His-how shall we say in the Holiday spirit-"Santa's sack" must have been draped over his thigh near where they were working. It takes an enormous amount of force at just the right angle to 'reduce' a human femur into the acetabulum too. Things probably got caught up in events, as it were. Ho! Ho! HO! that must have smarted.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/5/2011 10:15:31 PM

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"Smarted" is a grossly insufficient descriptor of what that must have felt like. I'm thinking more along the lines of the death of Edward II category of pain......

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/5/2011 10:38:50 PM

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"Smarted" is a grossly insufficient descriptor of what that must have felt like. I'm thinking more along the lines of the death of Edward II category of pain......

...or braveheart wallace...

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/5/2011 10:40:41 PM

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Back from cardiologist.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/5/2011 10:42:10 PM

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Post work tithe.

People talking about testicles.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/5/2011 10:43:18 PM

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I'm guessing Cardiologist is not an island in the Bahamas.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/5/2011 10:45:03 PM

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I'm guessing Cardiologist is not an island in the Bahamas.

no, silly...he was making maps...

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:11:13 AM

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I'm guessing Cardiologist is not an island in the Bahamas.

no, silly...he was making maps...

or getting an early start on next year's Xmas mail.....

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:20:03 AM

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Mrs. McDull fell off her bicycle on Sunday and dislocated her shoulder. Her description of the popping noise when the doctor shoved it back into place will stay with me for some time...

The one that made me cringe was reading about some bloke who dislocated his hip. When they popped it back in one of his testicles got caught up

Owwww ...

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:27:05 AM

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ORIGINAL: Reg

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I'm guessing Cardiologist is not an island in the Bahamas.

no, silly...he was making maps...

or getting an early start on next year's Xmas mail.....

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:59:22 AM

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"Smarted" is a grossly insufficient descriptor of what that must have felt like. I'm thinking more along the lines of the death of Edward II category of pain......

No no no. The appropriate medical parlance for this sort of thing is, "you may feel just a bit of discomfort here". Man, do I hate that phrase.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 1:00:31 AM

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Back from cardiologist.

Everything (particularly coronary arteries) squeaky clean?

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 1:30:37 AM

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Back from cardiologist.

Everything (particularly coronary arteries) squeaky clean?

Dr said I did not need to come back. But she decided to put me on an acid blocker.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 1:47:18 AM

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Good night friends

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 3:57:55 AM

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Back from cardiologist.

Everything (particularly coronary arteries) squeaky clean?

Dr said I did not need to come back. But she decided to put me on an acid blocker.

Probably a good idea. I gave up acid decades ago... at our ages we need all the remaining synapses our brains have!

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THE THREAD!!! - 1/6/2011 5:20:49 AM

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Morning tithe...

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 9:24:28 AM

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Good morning friends.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 10:07:45 AM

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Hi all,

Good morning!

Leo "Apollo11""

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:18:40 PM

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Early morning tithe, see the attacks on the game have died-down a little today.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:26:20 PM

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Morning tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:34:06 PM

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Heavy rain here for the last 2x days, and the lake is getting really high. I suspect that a Mouse farted in North America 3x months ago, and started the butterfly effect.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:42:39 PM

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Heavy rain here for the last 2x days, and the lake is getting really high. I suspect that a Mouse farted in North America 3x months ago, and started the butterfly effect.

According to that theory, if the said red mouse farted on a regular basis, you would be under about 10 feet of water right now.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:46:31 PM

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Heavy rain here for the last 2x days, and the lake is getting really high. I suspect that a Mouse farted in North America 3x months ago, and started the butterfly effect.

According to that theory, if the said red mouse farted on a regular basis, you would be under about 10 feet of water right now.

That would be a bit sad for you Guys, as I live 1000feet above sea-level here Mate!

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:46:54 PM

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Heavy rain here for the last 2x days, and the lake is getting really high. I suspect that a Mouse farted in North America 3x months ago, and started the butterfly effect.

According to that theory, if the said red mouse farted on a regular basis, you would be under about 10 feet of water right now.

All acid rain from that Red mouse?

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 12:48:12 PM

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Good morning, dudes.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 1:21:18 PM

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Heavy rain here for the last 2x days, and the lake is getting really high. I suspect that a Mouse farted in North America 3x months ago, and started the butterfly effect.

According to that theory, if the said red mouse farted on a regular basis, you would be under about 10 feet of water right now.

All acid rain from that Red mouse?

Hey, I'm not the one being told to stay off of acid.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 1:24:43 PM

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Good morning - tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD !!! - 1/6/2011 1:32:54 PM

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