Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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******Le Lotus bar, Papaete, July 7, 1942, Plenary Command July Fact-Finding Tour****** Admiral of the Fleet Mandrake, CIC Pacific Ocean Areas, Canada West of Great Slave Lake, Easter Is., Panama and La Tortuga: <reading message from Eastern Fleet HQ..doubtless some charming colonial building with a polo and cricket field outside and lots of brown-skinned waiters in starched white jackets> ..."Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"??? This is still in code. <takes a sip of cognac> Aide: No sir, that is how it decodes. Admiral of the Fleet Mandrake, CIC Pacific Ocean Areas, Canada West of Great Slave Lake, Easter Is., Panama and La Tortuga: Goddamnit, then find out what "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" is. I am so tired of these pedantic 19th century literature references. Probably some quivering romance novel. I knew we were going to have trouble when we lost Warspite. I told you they would be mad about that.....
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