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RE: Bernard Law - 1/16/2011 8:20:33 PM   
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Grrr colonials! I imagine you lot will start spelling things with z instead of s like we do!

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/16/2011 9:08:04 PM   
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We do appear to have some base orces at Tennant Creek that could go too to allow us to base fighters there.



AFAIK, all orcs* are base... didn't know they were aircraft mechanics as well.

(*i am allowing for the funky "Englisher" spelling seen here in your original message.)

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/16/2011 9:12:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		But you didnt allow for the wine with dinner and the distraction of the Bears game on TV.

As for orcs being aircraft mechanics I refer you to Dixie.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/16/2011 9:23:01 PM   
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'berra' sound in it somewhere


It's Canberra in case anyone is still wondering.






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RE: Bernard Law - 1/16/2011 9:33:06 PM   
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Are orcs aircraft mechanics or vice versa?


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RE: Bernard Law - 1/16/2011 10:39:59 PM   
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ORC Power!!!! - 1/16/2011 11:21:38 PM   
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Field Mods - 1/16/2011 11:26:14 PM   
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John Dillworth: "I had GreyJoy check my spelling and he said it was fine."
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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 1:16:05 AM   
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Hey my teddy bear and me resent that statement....

Roger


Teddy Bear? Grrrr.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 1:17:44 AM   
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mobile CD units in Australia


We're not doing a remake of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert". Are we?



Lord Admiral Sprior: I believe the references to "CD" that you quoted alluded to "Coastal Defense", not "Cross Dresser" units.

ETA: However, if you can find a subject that can shoot ping pong balls out of unexpected orifices, perhaps you'll find a terrific distraction for JJ and friends.

I can see it now: A skirmish line of ping-pong ball firing bar ho's assaulting the Japanese lines en masse, whilest a brigade or two or your lads slipped around the flank and gives the WJDs the what for.

ETA II: I'd better go and take my medication for the day.




If nothing else, it would certainly qualify as a "demonstration".

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RE: Field Mods - 1/17/2011 1:25:00 AM   
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THIS used to be a B-25, I kid you not... Orc Field Mod





Whats the service rating on that puppy?

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RE: Field Mods - 1/17/2011 6:44:05 AM   
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Somebody's getting daring:

Afternoon Air attack on 3rd Indian Coastal Artillery Regiment, at 52,37 (Calcutta)

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 18



Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIb Trop x 8


Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 9 destroyed

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 9:27:53 AM   
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But you didnt allow for the wine with dinner and the distraction of the Bears game on TV.

As for orcs being aircraft mechanics I refer you to Dixie.


Bah! Aircraft mechanic indeed. I, sirrah, am an aircraft technician as evidenced by my rank, qualifications and cynicism. If you had passed your exams and done well at school you could have been part of this elite group.

Jealousy is a terrible thing, but it's OK. I forgive you, I know you can't help yourself. I would give you a hug but you would probably get the wrong idea given your background.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 2:16:30 PM   
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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 3:37:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 3:40:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.

Oh no, not 'nucelar' war!

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RE: Field Mods - 1/17/2011 3:42:25 PM   
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07/07/42

Somebody's getting daring:

Afternoon Air attack on 3rd Indian Coastal Artillery Regiment, at 52,37 (Calcutta)

Weather in hex: Severe storms

Raid detected at 40 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G4M1 Betty x 18



Allied aircraft
Hurricane IIb Trop x 8


Japanese aircraft losses
G4M1 Betty: 9 destroyed


Oh Calcutta!

I'm not sure where it is but I don't think it is anywhere in the Pacific Ocean Areas, Canada West of Great Slave Lake, Easter Is., Panama or La Tortuga.

One can only draw one inference from this attack. Johnny Jap has gained intel on Operation Weasel and ist rying to kill the Hurris before theymove to Oz.

By ra way, another 9 Bettys (Betties) were lost on the way home

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 4:16:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.

Oh no, not 'nucelar' war!


Alas! I am undone. I am....Geroge Bush. The Secret Service is going to be hopping mad.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 5:08:16 PM   
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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 5:27:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.


Rum, buggery and t' lash and all 'at.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 5:59:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editor's Note: Point of clarification for the younger readers. The poster by the name of Dixie appears to have included a clever reference to homosexuality in the Royal Navy. This is akin to dropping the first nucelar weapon in a conflict and will almost certainly require some type of caustic response. Please stay tuned.

Oh no, not 'nucelar' war!


Apparently your brief trip to The Cornfield did not leave a sufficient impression on you in regard to mockery of posters in the thread.

How would you feel about a Lanai Room at Club Gitmo? You would be bunking with Richard Reid.



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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 6:03:00 PM   
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It's Canberra in case anyone is still wondering.







YES! THAT'S IT! And quite lovely too.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 6:46:45 PM   
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Me: Yeah, what's up?

Daughter: Daddy, how do you do laundry?




Here is my advice. Don't let those precious laundry moments pass you by when your kids are growing up. Put down the mouse and try to get the AE turn done AFTER you go over sorting colors and the like. It all just goes by so quickly.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 8:25:21 PM   
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I'll never have the "joy" of trying to teach a teenager the concept of bleach for whites. Thank God for small blessings.



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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 8:30:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		My daughter has only just mastered the black art of laundry but stubbornly refuses to stick it in the tumble drier. Instead it's spread over the family bathroom radiator and hallway bannister because it's "green".

However preparing a meal beyond buttered toast is still something to be mastered.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 8:40:17 PM   
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However preparing a meal beyond buttered toast is still something to be mastered.


Aside from opening the beer, what else is there?

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 8:47:45 PM   
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Recognizing butter?


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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 8:58:02 PM   
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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 9:03:44 PM   
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My daughter has only just mastered the black art of laundry but stubbornly refuses to stick it in the tumble drier. Instead it's spread over the family bathroom radiator and hallway bannister because it's "green".

However preparing a meal beyond buttered toast is still something to be mastered.


Stick some baked beans on and you've got a real meal there.

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RE: Bernard Law - 1/17/2011 9:14:01 PM   
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The most important, and most challenging, of the black arts to be mastered in childhood is that of financial independence. Everything else pales in comparison.


Or get yourself in charge of an HOA and see everyone dance to your whims.

Alfred

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