stuman
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ORIGINAL: Dixie Time for todays's racist joke A businessman from Edinburgh decides that he's getting too stressed by life in the big city and wants to get away from the rat-race. He sells his house in the city and moves to a remote cabin in the Highlands, the nearest village is almost 15 miles away and there isn't another house within view. At first he really enjoys the peace, but after a few weeks he's starting to get lonely. Eventually, one week there's a knock at the door. When he answers there's a giant hairy figure in a kilt who introduces himself as his neighbour in the next valley over. "I see you're new to the area, and I thought you might like to come to a party I'll be hosting tomorrow night" says the kilted figure. "That's great" replies the new arrival, "I've been here for a while and I've not really met anyone yet." "I do feel it's only fair to warn you though, there's some heavy drinking goes on at these parties." "No problem, I've experienced some pretty crazy nights out in Edinburgh" "There's also likely to be some fighting as the night goes on, you know how it is with drink." "That's not a problem either, I used to box so I can handle myself." The kilted scotsman goes to leave, but turns round. "There's one more thing, these parties tend to get pretty sexy you know, there's a good chance of some action if you know what I mean" "That's great, it's been a while if I'm honest. So what time should I get there?" "Any time you like laddie, after all it'll just be the two of us." ( Thats the type of joke where you could substitute almost any group )
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