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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 1:16:49 AM

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Chuck Norrris doesn't pay taxes. Never.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 3:51:51 AM

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Chuck Norris is an excise tax on the bad guys.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 7:18:40 AM

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Wasn't he advocating the secession of Texas recently?

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 1:49:42 PM

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Wasn't he advocating the secession of Texas recently?�

Chuck?

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 1:51:18 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't advocate. You just do what he TELLS you.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 1:52:11 PM

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As to Kwik E Mart's post... Why on earth would Chuck Norris fight himself?

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 2:49:09 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't own a vacuum cleaner.... Chuck Norris doesn't own anything that sucks.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 4:39:03 PM

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LOL

I hadn't heard that one before, perfect.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 5:10:23 PM

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There are no lesbians......just women who never met Chuck Norris.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 5:17:18 PM

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I have an app (widget whatever the hell they're called, I hate my smartphone but I have to have it for work) that sends Chuck Norris jokes to me daily....

My all time fav....

Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris...

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 5:20:39 PM

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I have an app (widget whatever the hell they're called, I hate my smartphone but I have to have it for work) that sends Chuck Norris jokes to me daily....

My all time fav....

Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris...

Heh...I have the same app for my Droid, Jeff.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 5:22:32 PM

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All the apps and stuff on the phone are cool...cept it does the two main things very poorly.

I can hardly hear anyone and be heard myself....

Chickenboy- the app is really cool. A lot of dumb Chuck Norris facts show up that are not funny at all, but the top ones on there are hilarious.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 5:26:38 PM

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I love how this went from Osama-Trolling-ConspiracyTheories-Cheese-ChuckNorris-SmartPhones

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 6:02:38 PM

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Yeah, it has really gotten off topic...

Back to talking about Chuck Norris then

BTW, is there a Norris app for the iphone/ipad? I had a quick look through itunes but couldn't find a proper one.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 6:05:04 PM

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The one I use is Nuck Chorris

I have a Samsung...not sure about the IPhone...

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 6:30:11 PM

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yeah, but i say The Most Interesting Man in the World takes Chuck Norris with ease...i mean, the guy does have a wallet made out of Chupacabra leather...

You been reading too much Benjamin Radford, bro. Chuck has boots from Chupacabra's mother. Tony Lama, Style-77, Norris-Special Animal Skin.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 6:32:07 PM

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As to Kwik E Mart's post... Why on earth would Chuck Norris fight himself?

because it would be like matter and anti-matter colliding...end of the universe!

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 6:42:01 PM

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BTW, does anyone else think it'd be quite cool if we got a board meme that all responses to trolls would comprise quoting Chuck Norris at them?

The absurdity and pythonesque nature of it appeals to me.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 6:53:50 PM

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BTW, does anyone else think it'd be quite cool if we got a board meme that all responses to trolls would comprise quoting Chuck Norris at them?

The absurdity and pythonesque nature of it appeals to me.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 6:56:38 PM

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BTW, does anyone else think it'd be quite cool if we got a board meme that all responses to trolls would comprise quoting Chuck Norris at them?

The absurdity and pythonesque nature of it appeals to me.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist...

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 6:57:41 PM

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Oops...didn't mean to suggest you were a troll by quoting Chuck Norris at ya'.

But...did you know that There is no such thing as the theory of evolution? Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 6:59:09 PM

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Last one (for now):

We all know the magic word is 'please'. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 7:25:37 PM

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the @&ck down!

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 7:32:09 PM

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Chuck Norris once delivered papers as a boy growing up. We now refer to this as the Tour de France.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 7:54:01 PM

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If Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/6/2011 7:55:57 PM

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/7/2011 12:30:29 AM

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A good picture of the baffles at the tail to reduce noise...

As to Chuck Norris, he IS the reason we have stealth... in an attempt to hide from him, a futile attempt.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/7/2011 1:22:07 AM

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Chuck Norris once delivered papers as a boy growing up. We now refer to this as the Tour de France.

I love it! My stomach hurts, laughing too hard.....

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/7/2011 2:26:24 AM

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This one been said yet?

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

I like the Tour de France one. That's a new one to me.

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RE: OT - They got Osama - 5/7/2011 10:31:19 PM

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The funny thing is that the Tour de France was started as a gimmick to sell papers - the founder owned the sports paper Le Velo and needed something to drum up interest.

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