von altair
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3. July 1941, few days since The Operation Barbarossa started Göring: Hows it going? IV Fliegerkorps HQ: Herr Göring, our bombing fleet just came back home. We have some difficulties here. Looks like those russian bi-planes are thougher than English Spitfires... We attacked with 82 Fighters and 68 Bombers... Göring: Sounds good strike, you guys destroyed a lot!? IV Fliegerkorps HQ: ... Actually we killed 20 man in ground and 1 plane. In air we managed to kill 13 Bi-planes and few LaGG-3 and one bomber... but we lost 3 fighter and 15 bombers... Göring: WTF Are you saying that our modern planes cant beat Russian absolete planes? ... Göring: Hows it going at VIII? VIII Fliegerkorps HQ: We maded fighter sweep to the target as ordered! Göring: and? VIII Fliegerkorps HQ: cough...coughwelostcough... Göring: WHAT? VIII Fliegerkorps HQ: Herr Marshall, Russians beated our assault with Bi-planes! We lost 8 fighters and 2 bombers. Soviets lost 9 I-153 and I-16 Type 24 planes! ... Göring: Mein Fuhrer, we need a new air warplan! Hitler: NEIN! I just got a secret message from our intelligence source "2by3 dev team". They are saying, everything is ok, so we should win! ...
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