Chickenboy
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Today's Dr. Grumpy rescue from page 2 purgatory. I swear, Cap'n-the more I follow Dr. Grumpy, the more I am led that YOU are Dr. Grumpy:
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Weekend reruns
Let's take the Way-Back machine to the early-90's.
Dr. Grumpy is the medicine intern, on-call for Thanksgiving, at a large VA hospital (a veterans hospital for my non-U.S. readers, with consequently a primarily cantankerous elderly male population).
A peculiar thing about VA hospitals (at least back then, I haven't worked at one for 18 years) is that patients could sign out at the nurse's desk, and come back later (allegedly they were in the hospital because they were sick, but you need to work at one to understand this point). So the sheet was always full of notations that patients had signed out to go to McDonald's, or to buy cigarettes, or to smoke, or to visit friends at the homeless shelter, or to hold up a liquor store, or whatever.
Some bright businessman had opened a stripper club across the street from the hospital, I think it was called The Jaguar Room. So on Thanksgiving the VA ward I was covering was empty, as most of the patients had signed out to walk, wheel, or crawl over to The Jaguar Room for some female comfort and booze.
I was asleep in the intern's room when the calls began coming in. All of them from the bartender at The Jaguar Room. Questions about was it safe for my patients to be smoking through their tracheostomy tubes? Were the cardiac telemetry packs still transmitting from across the street? Was there a place at the VA where the patients could get more $1 bills, because they'd used them all up on the strippers?
And my favorite:
Bartender: "Can I give Mr. Veteran another beer?"
Intern Grumpy: "Um, what's the problem?"
Bartender: "He has one of those foley bags things, with the tube going up his dick. The bag is, like, REALLY full, and I'm afraid if I give him another beer it'll pop and send piss everywhere."
Intern Grumpy: "Send him back to the hospital."
Bartender: "Well, that's bad for business."
Intern Grumpy: "So is showering your clientele with piss."
Mr. Veteran was wheeled back over to the VA immediately, by a topless stripper no less, who waited while his bag was emptied and then pushed him back to the bar.
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RE: Hearts and Minds - 
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Are you freakin' kidding me? 
.. but heck for some males Caverject is the only soultion .. that thought still makes me cringe ..
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