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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake ***************Sonar Room, USS Cassin, 20 mi NNE Darwin, 08:20, Jan. 2, 1942(c)**************** Sonarman 1st Class Peabody: Chief, come listen to this <hands over headphones> Chief: <listening....hears low pitched "mmmmmmmmmmmm:> Peabody! That's 60 cycle, damn it! Sonarman 1st Class Peabody: Yes, that is what I thought at first too. But it's intermittent and non-random. Chief: Peabody, you are supposed to be looking for Jap subs. It's probably the hot plate in the galley again. Maybe the cook turned it off because the coffee was hot. Did you think about that? Sonarman 1st Class Peabody: Sure, that's what they WANT us to think. Chief: What do you mean, they? Sonarman 1st Class Peabody: I'm not really sure chief, but there is an intelligence behind this. The signal is pulsatile and the time of the pusles are perfectly proportional to the first 4 Mersenne Primes so far. Chief: <listens again and hears the same "mmmmmmmmmmmmm"> It doesn't sound "pulsating" to me, Peabody. Sonarman 1st Class Peabody: Right, that because of the proportionality, Chief. The 5th Mersenne is large number. Chief: How large is that, Peabody? Sonarman 1st Class Peabody: Well, if I am right, this signal will last about 4 1/2 months. Chief: GODDAMNIT PEABODY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP READING THAT JULES VERNE CRAP! JUST LISTEN FOR THE GODDMAN JAP SUBS BEFORE THEY FIRE A TORPEDO UP YOUR ASS! <turns to leave...then stops and turns to another sailor> Kowalski, make sure Peabody gets laid when we get back to Sydney. I'll pay for it. Thanks to service on C130s, I have hearing damage and tinnitis so I hear ringing in my ears all the time; will the Chief pay for my getting laid too??
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